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| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 6154 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 15 |
so like, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like, da bomb diggity. we got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and creepers breakdancin. it’s like a whole new world, man.
u know what else? on dis server, we follow dis planetary health diet thingy. we only eat carrots and potatoes and stuff. it’s like, super healthy and stuff. u won’t find no junk food here, no sir.
oh, and get dis, we got genetic susceptibility goin on. dat means u might be able to fly or shoot lasers outta ur eyes. who knows, man. it’s a wild ride on dis server.
and get dis, we did a study and found out dat joinin dis server reduces da risk of cardiovascular disease by like, a million percent. u won’t find a healthier server out there, i tell ya.
so come on down and join us on dis crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers minecraft server. it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude.
