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EuroCraft SMP – Best Thing!

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Well, obviously it’s our totally legit Minecraft SMP server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But beware, because the dungeon was guarded by a pack of evil zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas! Only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer this challenge and claim the treasures within.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of rainbow sheep that poop out blocks of solid gold. Yes, you heard that right. GOLD POOPING SHEEP. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a magical portal that transports you to a dimension where the laws of physics don’t apply. You can build upside down, swim in the sky, and ride on giant floating mushrooms. It’s a trippy experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us on our European adventure and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Falling into the Void:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Creeper Crush!

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Oh, let me tell you about our Minecraft server! It’s like falling in love for the first time, but with blocks and creepers. Picture this: you log in and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a diamond pickaxe in exchange for a hug. And that’s just the beginning!

Once you start exploring, you’ll stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers are all secretly llamas in disguise. They’ll trade you emeralds for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and dragon eggs. But be careful, because the llamas have a secret underground empire ruled by a llama king who is rumored to be half ender dragon.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles. We have a custom arena where players ride on giant chickens armed with flaming swords, battling it out for the title of Chicken Champion. The winner gets a crown made of diamonds and the ability to ride a unicorn around the server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your first love, come join us! Who knows what crazy adventures and unexpected romances await you in our blocky world.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Star Shards Collected:	150	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

GazaCraft: FreeYazidiLady

Captivity, Conflict, courage, enclave, Escape, freedom, FreeYazidiLady, gaza, GazaCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, Liberation, MIDDLE EAST, Oppression, persecution, refugee, Relief, resilience, survivor, WOMAN, Yazidi, Yazidi community

come join our minecraft server, where we have yazidi women held in gaza finally leaving the enclave as our main attraction! watch as they build houses out of sand and fight off creepers with their bare hands. the drama is real, folks!

our server is the only place where you can witness this epic tale unfold in blocky pixel form. join now for a chance to interact with these brave women and help them escape their virtual prison.

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons. only the bravest players can find it and claim the treasures within.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and be a part of this wild adventure. who knows what other surprises await you in our crazy minecraft world!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Plastic Slayer’s PET Party

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got tough plastic-killer bacteria dat will help u get rid of all dem pesky plastic blocks in yo world! our US researchers discovered dis wild bacteria in wastewater, and now we usin it to clean up all dat PET plastic mess in da game.

imagine havin a squad of bacteria homies followin u around, eatin up all dat plastic like it’s a buffet. no more worryin bout ugly plastic blocks clutterin up yo builds, cuz we got da solution right here on dis server.

so come join us and let’s save da environment, one plastic block at a time! plus, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with bacteria dat can kick butt and take names in da minecraft world? it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s get rid of dat plastic together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

BackRice RPG. Minecraft server

Axes, BackRice RPG, bps, Clans, Donations, Dungeons, Events, minecraft server, Pets, prefixes, Private, PvP, Quests, RPG, Survival, top menus

RPG server, quests, bps, axes, top menus, pets, prefixes, dungeons and much more!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

🔆 Redfield SMP 🔆 – Where blocks have more drama than a soap opera!

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Redfield Modded SMP | BEDROCK

Providing a strictly casual environment for community driven players.

Minecraft is timeless. And there is not much we would like to change. But with that in mind: All mods and creative content are for convenience only.

Our goal is to expand our tight-knit family and to find like-minded, “community driven” people like yourself!

Together we can collaborate to make a server worth calling home.

Although we have made exceptions based on maturity. We are only looking to bring on players of 18 years or older.

What to Expect?

Semi-Vanilla 1.20+ World
Casual Environment
Active Discord/Realm
Community Elected Positions

If any of this appeals to you, check us out! https://discord.gg/DkMChnWp4z

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?	A: Please join our Discord server using the link provided and follow the instructions there to join the Minecraft server.
Q: Are there any age restrictions?	A: Yes, we only accept players who are 18 years or older.
Q: Can I use mods on the server?	A: All mods and creative content are for convenience only, so please check with the server rules before using any mods.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Endless Night Skies:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Crafty Land – Minecraft Server

20th anniversary, Alliance, Argent Dawn, Blizzard, Cinematic, Crafty, EU guild, GLOBO FOMO, in-game event, Land, Minecraft, Moon Guard, NA Community, NA guild, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, October Trading Post, Official WoW News, Server, Sylvanas, the war within, Threads of Destiny, Tyrande, World of Warcraft, wowg, YJK Edition

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most epic server you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a chance to battle it out with Sylvanas and Tyrande in an epic showdown that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. Our server is so intense, even the Threads of Destiny cinematic looks like child’s play compared to the adventures you’ll have here.

But wait, there’s more! We have a 20th-anniversary in-game event that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself. And if that’s not enough, our trading post is filled with items that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

Join our NA guild GLOBO FOMO on Moon Guard or our EU guild Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn for even more outrageous fun. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now before it’s too late!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	10

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting Society

Anon, chuuba, Corpo, Cum, Edition, erp, FANTASY, Fun, general, indie, lamy, lewd, Minecraft, NSFW, Oshi, roulette, Slutposting, smp, society, Thread, vtsg, Vtuber, Worship

Come join our Minecraft SMP server for a wild and lewd time! We’ve got all your favorite vtubers, both corpo and indie, ready to ERP with you and fulfill all your wildest fantasies. Worshipping your oshi in the thread is just the beginning – join us for some NSFW fun and let your imagination run wild. And if you’re feeling lucky, try our Oshi purity roulette for a chance to win some outrageous prizes! Don’t miss out on the insanity – cum to Lamy (again) Edition!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	6083	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SibSnap Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your struggles with unexpected family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling drama and forced bonding sessions!

Imagine being forced to take pre-wedding sibling photos with a random kid you barely know. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, we take that awkward situation and turn it into a hilarious adventure!

Don’t worry about fake enthusiasm or babysitting duties, because on our server, you can just focus on building epic structures and exploring the virtual world. Plus, if you need a break from family drama, just hop on and escape to a world where you can be yourself without any pressure to bond with random siblings.

So, if you’re ready for a laugh-out-loud experience and a break from real-life obligations, join our server now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual sibling who actually shares your love for Minecraft!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	265613	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

DadCraft: Pay for My College & Apartment

abandonment, aita, apartment, biological dad, child support, college, DadCraft, estrangement, family, father duties, Fatherhood, financial support, forgiveness, half-sister, MONEY, Parent, parental obligations, Pay, personal boundaries, reconciliation, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY

Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for some wild adventures? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to build relationships with your virtual family members and demand college tuition from your in-game dad! Who needs child support when you can have diamond support in the world of Minecraft? Explore new worlds, meet new siblings, and create your own crazy stories on our server. So come on, join us and let’s mine, build, and LOL together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7525
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

HurtfulHearingMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real chaos happens! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being pranked by invisible creepers, getting your diamonds stolen by mischievous villagers, and having your entire base turned into a giant potato by our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These feathered fiends will stop at nothing to take over the server and turn it into a poultry paradise. Will you join forces with them or stand against their beaked tyranny?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just be prepared for the most hurtful thing you’ve ever heard to be the sound of a thousand chickens clucking in unison as they march towards your base.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Magic Items Found:	3425

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

ShortyCraft: Level Up Your Charm

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Are you tired of feeling like a short stack in a world of tall drinks of water? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join our server and instantly become the tallest player in the game – no more feeling vertically challenged here!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, short guys are considered the most attractive players around. Why? Because our custom plugin gives them superhuman strength and agility, making them the ultimate warriors in battle. Who needs height when you can crush your enemies with one swift blow?

Plus, rumor has it that on our server, short guys have a special charm that makes all the ladies swoon. Forget about being overlooked in real life – on our server, you’ll be the heartthrob of every pixelated princess in sight.

So come join us on our server and experience a world where being short is not only accepted, but celebrated. Who knew that being vertically challenged could be so much fun?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

EU BattleCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in minecraft, when suddenly, RUSSIA ATTACKS. that’s right, the next defense commissioner is like, “EU must be able to fight russia,” and you’re like, “well, guess i better join this minecraft server to train for battle.”

on this server, you’ll learn all the skills you need to take down the russians, like building epic fortresses, mastering redstone contraptions, and taming wild wolves to fight by your side. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plot your strategy and stockpile weapons.

but that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is actually run by a team of super intelligent dolphins who are planning to launch a surprise attack on russia using an army of turtles armed with TNT. so if you want to be part of the most epic battle in minecraft history, join this server now.

remember, the fate of the EU is in your hands – are you ready to fight?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

HamasGoneWild

airstrike, Assassination, Conflict, gaza, Hamas, HamasGoneWild, idf, intelligence, Israel, Killed, Leaders, MIDDLE EAST, militants, Military, Operation, Palestinian, resistance, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Targeted, Terrorism

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server where we slay creepers like three Hamas leaders killed months ago by the IDF! Our PvP battles are so intense, you’ll feel like a real warrior taking down enemies left and right. Plus, our custom plugins will blow your mind and make you question reality. So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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lol u ever been playin minecraft and suddenly ur heart stops beatin cuz u been sittin too long? well not on this server! we got so much action-packed fun u won’t even remember what sedentary behaviour means. join us for a heart-pumpin adventure that will have u forgettin all about them major adverse cardiovascular events. come on, what are u waitin for? let’s get movin and craftin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Players Killed by Monsters:	4618
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2227	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2