Cardio Craftin’ Fun Land | New Minecraft Servers 2024

BorisCraft: BugGate at My Crib!

OMG FOLKS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, ZOMBIES THAT SING JUSTIN BIEBER SONGS, AND SKELETONS THAT DO THE FLOSS!

ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF U BUILD A HOUSE OUT OF DIAMOND BLOCKS, A MAGICAL LLAMA WILL APPEAR AND GIVE U UNLIMITED DIAMONDS!

PLUS, OUR MODS ARE LIKE FAIRY GODPARENTS ON CRACK, THEY’LL GRANT U WISHES LIKE TURNING UR PET PIG INTO A FLYING UNICORN OR GIVING U A DIAMOND SWORD THAT SHOOTS OUT FIREWORKS!

SO JOIN NOW BEFORE BORIS JOHNSON’S BUGS INVADE UR BATHROOM TOO! #MINECRAFTMADNESS #CRAZYCRAFTSERVER

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	46

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Mountain CO2 Fun Land

atmospheric carbon, carbon balance, carbon cycle, carbon emissions, climate change, Co2, CO2 release, CO2 sequestering, Earth processes, environmental impact, Environmental Science, Fun, geological phenomena, Geological processes, geology, Land, long-term effects, Mountain, mountain building, Mountains, natural processes, orogenesis, scale, Weathering

so, like, u know how when u build a mountain in minecraft, u like, release CO2 into the air? well, this server is like the ultimate mountain building extravaganza! we’re talkin’ CO2 levels off the charts, baby! but don’t worry, cuz we also have like, super epic weathering going on to balance it out. it’s like a crazy dance party of carbon emissions and sequestering, all in one place! come join us for the wildest geological ride of ur life!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

🔥 Lighter-Mc 🔥┃➤ Survival, Free Donation 💥 Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, bar, Cheats, Clans, classic, Creative, Dance, Decor Heads, Donations, Drugs and Prohibition, Duels, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, Free Admin, Free donation, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pee, Pirate, Poop, Prison, Private, privates, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Shop, Spit, Survival, TOILET, tops, Transport, Vanilla, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

Welcome to Lighter-MC (1.9-1.21+)

We are pleased to present you our unique Minecraft server, which offers completely new experiences and a great time. No matter what version you’re playing on – from 1.9 to 1.21+, we have something for everyone!

✨ Why choose Lighter-MC? ✨

✔ Kind and responsive administration: We are always ready to help and make your time on the server comfortable.

✔ Complete absence of donation advertising: No intrusive offers! All players are equal.

✔ Privileges without deception: Honesty and transparency are our priority.

✔ Lots of fun and plugins: From unique features to exciting features.

✔ No lags: Smooth and comfortable gameplay.

✔ Unlocked mechanisms, shulkers, spawn eggs and more: We fixed all the bugs with them so you can use them!

☀ Survival:

➤ Transport (/auto): Fly and move around the world in comfort!

➤ Feelings (/feelings): Add emotions to your adventures.

➤ Weddings (/marry): Form an alliance with your favorite player.

➤ Sex (/sex): Add new elements to your interactions.

➤ Clans (/clan): Unite and conquer the world together.

➤ Auction (/ah): Sell and buy unique items.

➤ Spit (/spit): Express your emotions in a special way.

➤ Toilet (/toilet): A realistic approach to life in Minecraft.

➤ Privates (/rg): Protect your property from other people’s intrusions.

➤ Tops (/tops): Find out who the best players on the server are.

➤ Drugs and prohibition (/narkota): Experience in the world of the forbidden.

➤ Bar (/bar): Relax and enjoy a drink.

➤ Dance (/dance): Show off your dancing skills.

➤ Pee/Poop (/pee, /poop): Realistic and funny features.

➤ Decor-Heads (/hdb): Decorate the world with unique decorations.

➤ Pvp (/pvp): Fight with other players.

➤ Shop (/magazin): Buy everything you need.

➤ Lucky Blocks (/luckyblocks): Unlock surprises with every block.

➤ King Horus (/kings): Reach the pinnacle of power.

➤ Quests (/quests): Complete quests and receive rewards.

➤ Free privileges (/free): Get bonuses without donating.

➤ Perks for in-game currency (/bdonate): Climb the social ladder.

➤ Cases (/case): Open cases and get rare items.

➤ Donate for Parkour (/parkur): Test your skills in parkour.

➤ Good Economy (Currency): Grow your business.

➤ Casino (/opencasino): Try your luck.

➤ Salaries (/findjob): Find a job and earn money.

➤ Animations (/sit, /lay, /crawl, /spin): Express yourself with animations.

➤ Whack-a-Mole Game (/hitme): Have fun with fun mini-games.

➤ Elevators (/lifts): Navigate heights with ease.

➤ Trampolines (/jump): Jump and have fun.

➤ Penalty system: Protection against violations and fraud.

➤ Double account protection (/link vk): Security of your account.

➤ Good anti-Cheat: Protection against cheaters and violators.

➤ Creative (Donate opportunity, /gm 1): Limitless possibilities for creativity.

➤ Pets (Donate opportunity, /petmenu): Get and care for pets.

➤ In-game console (Donate feature, /console): Get full control of the game.

➤ Prefixes (Donate opportunity, /prefix /cprefix): Formalize your status.

Join Lighter-MC and become part of the amazing gaming world! ?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Emeralds Found:	6116
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Crafty Indo Minecraft Server

common, Crafty, cultural belief, cultural phenomenon, cultural practice, cultural trend, folklore, indo, Indonesian, Indonesian belief, Indonesian culture, Indonesian folklore, Indonesian mythology, Indonesian society, Indonesian tradition, Minecraft, Mythology, Server, Vore Community, vore fetish, vore phenomenon, vore tradition, vored

🤣 Are you tired of getting vored in other Minecraft servers? Well, fear no more! Join our server and never worry about getting vored again…unless you’re into that sort of thing 😏

🌟 Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a llama while battling a horde of zombie chickens! Trust us, it’s a clucking good time 🐔🦙

🚀 Ever wanted to build a roller coaster that launches you into outer space? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Strap in and get ready for a wild ride to the moon 🌕🎢

🔥 Are you a master at parkour? Test your skills on our server’s lava parkour course! Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for roasting afterwards 🔥🍡

🧙‍♂️ Join our server and become a wizard with magical powers! Cast spells, brew potions, and turn your enemies into adorable little bunnies 🐇✨

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional vore incident 😂🦄

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Enchantments Applied:	195	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

> Stock Market Crashing Minecraft SMP

both parties pushing for immigration, Civil unrest, Crashing, economic collapse, economic recession, environmental disaster, financial meltdown, geopolitical tensions, global crisis, government incompetence, inflation skyrocketing, infrastructure collapsing, market, market volatility, Minecraft, natural disasters, nuclear powers going to war, political instability, smp, social upheaval, societal breakdown, solar flares increasing, stock, stock market crashing, TRADE WARS

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Join us as we navigate through a world where the stock market is crashing, inflation is skyrocketing, and infrastructure is collapsing. But wait, there’s more! Both parties are pushing for immigration, nuclear powers are going to war, and solar flares are increasing.

But fear not, brave adventurer! In this server, you can escape the madness of the real world and dive headfirst into a virtual world filled with even more insanity. Build your own empire, forge alliances with other players, and maybe even discover the secret to surviving in a world gone mad.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to thrive in a world where everything is falling apart. Just remember, in this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional solar flare).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Cash4CreeperMischief Minecraft SMP

#dare, Absurd, BIZARRE, Cash, Cash4CreeperMischief, challenge, crazy, EMBARRASSING, funny, gig, hustle, Job, Minecraft, MONEY, odd, outlandish, peculiar, Ridiculous, smp, strange, stunt, Unconventional, weird

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us and you could find yourself participating in epic battles against giant chickens, building a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, or even taming a pack of wild llamas to do your bidding.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a dragon that only the bravest players can defeat. And if you manage to find the legendary golden potato hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So come join us on our server and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

EnderFailCraft

Character development, Cliffhanger, Climax, Conclusion, DISAPPOINTING, Drama, EnderFailCraft, ending, Finale, Great, letdown, narrative, plot twist, Recommend, resolution, series, storytelling, television, tv show, unexpected, Unsatisfying

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Look no further, because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for epic quests that will have you battling dragons, exploring hidden dungeons, and even befriending talking pigs! But beware, the ending of each quest is so mind-blowingly unexpected that you’ll be left scratching your head in confusion. It’s like watching a TV show with an amazing plot twist, but on steroids!

So if you’re ready for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and insanity, come join our server and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you about the ending… it’s a real head-scratcher!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Buildings Constructed:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftyGazaRescue

Captivity, Conflict, CraftyGazaRescue, Freed, freedom, gaza, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Justice, Liberation, MIDDLE EAST, rescue, rescue operation, survivor, Terrorism, Trauma, us military, US-led operation, WOMAN, Yazidi

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we free Yazidi women from Gaza in US-led operations after decades in captivity… IN THE GAME!

We have crazy missions where you gotta rescue villagers from evil mobs and lead them to safety, just like a real-life hero! Plus, our server has the most epic builds and mini-games that will blow your mind.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most insane adventures in Minecraft history! Let’s save some virtual lives and have a blast while doing it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Boomer vs Zoomer: Heart Health Wars

age group 33-46, American adults, boomer, British adults, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, chronic disease, comparison study, cross-country comparison, health, health disparities, health inequalities, health markers, health outcomes, health trends, Heart, lifestyle factors, obesity, Obesity epidemic, public health, research findings, socioeconomic factors, socioeconomic status, Wars, Zoomer

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got da most lit health benefits in all of minecraft land. like, our players aged 33 to 46 are straight up buff and healthy, unlike those british noobs. we got dem cardiovascular health markers on point and ain’t nobody obese up in here. plus, we got mad disparities in health based on how much diamond u got. so come join us and level up ur health game, fam!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Star Shards Collected:	295
Dragon Eggs Found:	9973	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Feminization Fun Minecraft Server

1 million club, acceptance, achievement, CCV, collabing, Community, empowerment, Feminization, Fun, growth, homos, inspiration, LGBTQ, Light, Minecraft, progress, Proud, Self Discovery, Server, success, Support, transformation, WOMAN

Are you tired of collabing with homos on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we only collab with the coolest of cool players! Join us and bask in the glory of being in the 1 million club – who needs their ccv back when you have that kind of prestige, am I right? So come on over and leave those homos in the dust, this server is where the real players shine!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Minecraft SMP – Life is Strange General #1199

Arcadia Bay, bts, chloe price, De, Deck Nine, Don’t Nod, episodic, friendship, general, Life, Life is Strange, Life is Strange Before the Storm, Life is Strange Double Exposure, Life is Strange: True Colors, LiS, Lost Records Bloom and Rage, LR, Max Caulfield, Minecraft, narrative game, Pacific Northwest, Rachel Amber, smp, strange, Supernatural powers, tc, time travel

Welcome to the most mind-bending Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in our server where you can rewind time like Max Caulfield, form unlikely friendships like Chloe Price and Rachel Amber, and unleash supernatural powers like Alex Chen.

So why join our server? Because where else can you build, explore, and unravel the mysteries of time and space all in one place? Plus, our photo gallery and fanfic compilation will keep you entertained for hours. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that is our Minecraft SMP. Join now and prepare for a journey that will leave you questioning reality itself!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Holy Grails Found:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

BirthdayBash Minecraft Server

Birthday Party, BirthdayBash, celebration, engagement party, family dinner, family friends, grandmother, guest list, husband’s cousin, Jealousy, Lowkey, MIL, milestone, Minecraft, Proposal, Rude, selfish, Server, sister, Surprise party, Topgolf, uninviting, virtual invitations

Are you tired of family drama ruining your husband’s birthday celebrations? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can throw surprise parties without any meddling cousins trying to steal the spotlight!

On our server, you can plan the most epic birthday parties at virtual Topgolf locations, complete with mini-games and challenges for your friends to enjoy. No need to worry about unwanted proposals or unwanted guests crashing the party – unless they’re creepers, of course.

Join now and experience the ultimate birthday celebration without any real-life drama. Build a birthday cake the size of a castle, invite all your friends, and let the festivities begin! Plus, if anyone tries to steal your thunder, you can just block them from the server – problem solved!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Astral Projections Made:	2	Farms Harvested:	387

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CraftyIKEA or DIYcraftyWife

aita, assembling furniture, Communication Issues, CraftyIKEA, diy furniture, diy projects, DIYcraftyWife, furniture assembly, furniture assembly help, hobby projects, Home decor, home improvement, household chores, IKEA furniture, marriage arguments, Redecorating, relationship conflicts, Remodeling, stubborn spouses, stubbornness, time-consuming tasks.

Are you tired of assembling furniture for your significant other? Do you dread the thought of putting together yet another piece of IKEA furniture? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to lift a finger to build anything!

Join us and escape the endless cycle of furniture assembly drama. No more dropped wood on your foot, no more arguments about who should do the work. Just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a disgruntled IKEA employee who will build anything you want with just a snap of his ghostly fingers. So come on over and let the ghostly IKEA employee take care of all your building needs. Just don’t ask him to assemble a desk, he’s still a little touchy about that.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Mines Excavated:	3269	Animals Bred:	20

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

ScamCraft SMP: NormieScamz

con artists, consumer fraud, Deceit, Deception, dishonest practices, dishonesty, Exploitation, false advertising, financial fraud, fraud, Manipulation, normalized scam, NormieScamz, Ponzi schemes, pyramid schemes, scam, ScamCraft, shady practices, smp, swindling, Trickery, unethical behavior

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise epic adventures but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans, epic battles, and questionable decision-making!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. That’s right, you’ll be facing off against llamas in diamond armor who will stop at nothing to take you down. Can you outsmart these crafty creatures and emerge victorious? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away to funky tunes and show off their best dance moves. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server filled with rare loot and valuable items. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those llamas – they may look cute and cuddly, but they’re ruthless PvP masters in disguise!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6078
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CraftyCorruption: Where even the creepers are shady

Banking, construction, corporate, Corruption, CraftyCorruption, CREEPERS, education, Environmental, finance, Government, Healthcare, Journalism, justice system, law enforcement, Media, Non-profit, oil and gas, pharmaceuticals, Politics, real estate, Shady, Technology, unethical practices

Are you tired of the corrupt organizations and industries in the real world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the most corrupt place you’ll ever visit! Join us for a chance to overthrow the evil overlords ruling the land with their diamond-encrusted fists. Take part in epic battles against corrupt politicians, shady businessmen, and even the occasional evil llama. Who needs real-world drama when you can experience all the chaos and corruption in the virtual world? Join us now and let’s overthrow some corrupt empires together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Farms Harvested:	952
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	269	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2