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Divine World KamiKatsu 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, Anime, attack on the capital, Chapter 40, cut short, Divine, FANTASY, Gods, japanese, kamikatsu, Kaminaki Sekai no Kamisama, Late DUMPING, Manga, manga release, Manga Review, manga series, Manga spoilers, manga update, newly translated chapter, Supernatural, world

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2191
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Meteorites Collected:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they just dropped a bombshell of a newly translated chapter. And get this, the attack on the capital is cut short! Like, what even is happening in this crazy server, man? You gotta jump in and experience the chaos for yourself. Don’t miss out on all the epicness, join now and be part of the madness!

Unironically Pass Minecraft SMP Austria

acceptance, Appearance, Austria, Authenticity, belonging, conformity, cultural norms, discrimination, European, gender, Identity, Inclusivity, integration, Minecraft, pass, passing, Perception, Self-expression, smp, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, unironic, Unironically

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3094
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Emeralds Found:	1200	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Crops Grown:	6350
Dragon Scales Harvested:	285	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Reality Warps Survived:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a virtual world of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!

GF Goodbye Minecraft Server

Apology, busy schedule, Commitment, Communication, Distance, Expectations, Frustration, Girlfriend, Goodbye, long distance communication, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, overreacting, patience, phone date, relationship issues, Server, standing up, Time management, Trust, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8946
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Magic Items Found:	3396	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Towns Built:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!

We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.

So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RageQuitRaverGF

anger, Argument, celiac, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Drunk, exhaustion, Guilt, late night, light sleeper, night out, partner, patience, Psychological, RageQuitRaverGF, relationship, Schedule, sleep issues, work nights

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8325
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Crops Grown:	7678	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Are you tired of being woken up in the middle of the night by your partner’s drunken cooking escapades? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?

LifeCraft SMP: “Unexpected Weight”

LifeCraft, smp, unexpected, weight

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9431
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Villages Defended:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, you know when you’re just mining away and suddenly a creeper comes out of nowhere and blows up all your hard work? Well, on this server, we have creeper-proof armor that makes you invincible to those green boogers!

And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.

Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.

So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.

CraftyContraband

acceptable, Allowed, CraftyContraband, crime, Forbidden, illegal, Justice, Lawful, lawful practices, Laws, Legal, Legitimate, misconceptions, misunderstood, permissible, Prohibited, regulations, rules, society

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8764
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	491	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Emeralds Found:	6645

Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all things wild and wacky! We’re the only server where it’s legal to ride pigs through the Nether, build giant statues of creepers in the spawn area, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!

So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

WarCrafty Minecraft Server

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, Defense, defense policy, defense strategy, Diplomacy, european union, German Defense Minister, global politics, international relations, Military, military preparedness, Minecraft, nato, putin, Putin attacks, russia, SECURITY, Server, wage war, War, Warcrafty

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7045
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Putin is shook? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! Our Defense Minister said we need to be ready for war, so come join us and show Putin who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!

TaiwanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

$571 Million, arms sales, Asia-Pacific, authorizes, biden, bipartisan support, Bucks, china taiwan, cross-strait relations, Defense, Edition, foreign policy, Indo-Pacific, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, SECURITY, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states, US president

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5304
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Villages Defended:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

u know u want to join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own army and take over the world like u r the president of taiwan. with $571 million in military aid from president biden, u can conquer all the other players and be the ultimate ruler of the server. join now and show everyone who’s boss!

RhythmCraft – Time Your Blocks

action, Adventure, Attacks, blocks, bloodborne, Challenging, Combat, dark souls, Difficulty, Dodges, ENEMY, games, Gaming, Hardcore, INTENSE, Rhythm, RhythmCraft, sekiro, Soulslike, strategy, Time, Timing, video games

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6055
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1

LOLZ, join dis epic Minecraft server where we turn soulslike games into a DANCE PARTY! Imagine fighting mobs to the beat of sick tunes, dodging and attacking like a pro dancer. We even have a disco ball in the middle of the battlefield, cuz why not? Plus, if you can’t keep up with the rhythm, you’ll be forced to do the Chicken Dance in real life. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy fun! Join now and get ready to boogie your way to victory!

VeggieCraft: GestationalGamerz

diabetes prevention, dietary habits, dietary patterns, early pregnancy, gestational diabetes, GestationalGamerz, health, Healthy Eating, healthy pregnancy, Iranian women, lifestyle choices, lower risk, maternal health, medical study, nutrition, plant based diet, Pregnancy, prospective cohort study, public health, research findings, VeggieCraft, wellness

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	229
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	21

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat all the plants and avoid gestational diabetes like the plague! our players are like super healthy iranian women who know how to chow down on them veggies and keep their blood sugar in check. we even have a special quest where you have to find the rare magical broccoli to unlock unlimited health potions. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this veggie-filled adventure!

Mystic Isles Server 1.20.2

1.20.2, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, Captivating, Enigmatic, Fiction, Intriguing, Isles, legend, literary, MARTYR, Mysterious, Mystery, mystic, No. 928928401, novel, page-turner, SaintLegendMartyr, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown writer

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2894
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Animals Bred:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.

Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.

Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥

Suspended Aster Minecraft SMP

Aster, confusion, consequences, consequences of actions, disbelief, disciplinary action, Drama, getting the boot, gossip, Minecraft, Misinformation, punishment, Rumors, School, school administration, school gossip, school rules, smp, social media, student behavior, student suspension, suspended, suspension

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	446
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mines Excavated:	3522
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Oh boy, do we have a wild ride for you on our Minecraft SMP! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we thrive on chaos and drama. Just last week, Aster thought they could get away with griefing everyone’s builds, but little did they know, our admin team is always watching. Let’s just say they won’t be causing any more trouble around here!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

BroBro’s Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Boundaries, BroBros, brother issues, cheating girlfriend, codependency, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, holiday stress, mental health, Minecraft, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, therapy refusal, tough decision, tough love, toxic relationship

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6782
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of family drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any cheating girlfriends or drunk brothers in sight.

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.

Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCouplesCashCrisis

adjusting to change, child care arrangements, childcare options, Communication, compromise, CraftyCouplesCashCrisis, daycare costs, family activities, family finances, financial decision, financial responsibilities, financial strain, Guilt, high-stress job, household help, inflation impact, MIL assistance, parenting decisions, partner disagreement, saving money, working parents

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6153
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Animals Bred:	117	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you the arsehole for not wanting to spend a fortune on daycare when you have a perfectly capable MIL who can watch your kid for free? Join our Minecraft server and let us help you navigate the tricky waters of family dynamics and financial decisions!

On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!

Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?

BedMkrNoPoint – Minecraft SMP

BedMkrNoPoint, BEDROOM, cleanliness, comfort, daily routine, efficiency, habits, Home decor, Housekeeping, Lifestyle, making your bed, mental health, Minecraft, morning routine, neatness, organization, productivity, Relaxation, self-discipline, sleep hygiene, smp, tidiness, well-being

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8816
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2

Yo, so like, have you ever thought about joining this epic Minecraft SMP? Bro, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who builds giant statues of chickens everywhere, I swear it’s like a chicken cult or something. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in pig oinks, like what even is that? But hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

Players:	101/600	Votes:	5660
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Magic Items Found:	3029
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	501612
Dimension Hops:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	9