yo, dis server be like dat one time u in da car and u be chillin’ while explosions be happenin’ right outside yo window. but like, it ain’t no thang cuz u be safe and sound in dis crazy Minecraft world. join dis server if u wanna feel da adrenaline rush of survivin’ crazy storms and explosions while buildin’ epic structures. it’s like a rollercoaster ride for yo brain, man. come join da madness!
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CraftyTradeWars Minecraft Server
lol so like this server is like the best thing ever, like better than getting a diamond sword in minecraft. like imagine this, you join and suddenly you’re in the middle of a trade war between china and the US. you gotta navigate through tariffs and negotiations while also building your epic minecraft empire. like, who knew mining for diamonds could be so intense? join now and see if you can come out on top in this crazy trade war world. trust me, it’s gonna be a blast!CraftyCanuck51: Trump’s Musk Mission
so, like, imagine this: u are just minding ur own business, mining some diamonds in ur fave Minecraft server, when all of a sudden, Trump pops up outta nowhere and is like “hey, let’s make Canada the 51st state of the US!” like, what even?? but wait, it gets better – he then turns to Elon Musk and is all like “yo, investigate all that military fraud for me, will ya?” like, wut??if u wanna be part of this crazy, wacky world where anything can happen, then u gotta join our Minecraft server! we got Trump and Musk running around causing chaos, who knows what will happen next? come join the fun and see for urself – it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure!
so what u waiting for? come on over and join the madness today! who knows, maybe u’ll even get to meet Trump and Musk in game – wouldn’t that be something? don’t miss out on all the craziness, join now and let the chaos begin!
Creaking Survival
Creaking SMP {Friendly, Cozy, Chill} {Hermitcraft-like} {Java & Bedrock} {Vanilla Survival} {Voicechat} {Longterm} {Hard difficulty} {Coreprotect – No Claims} {No Payments}
Feature Description Friendly Community Play, make friends, and enjoy the game together! True Vanilla Survival Pure Minecraft survival, no invasive plugins or land claims. Active Multiplayer Tons of players online, always something exciting! Events, teams, Nations, Mayor of Spawn, cooperation and competition. No Pay-to-Win No payments, donations, or ranks—everyone’s on equal footing! New & Growing We’re building a great community. Join us and be part of the adventure! No fancy spawn Unless you build it! Everything is player-built in vanilla survival. Hard Difficulty Team with others to survive. Like Hermitcraft Bigger community, more fun! Express yourself and be inspired by the creativity of others. Java & Bedrock Play and make friends on any device! Creaking SMP is a vanilla survival Minecraft server with no plugins that affect gameplay and no payments. We do not allow stealing, griefing, or unwelcome PVP.
Discord: https://discord.gg/creakingsmp
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@Creaking-SMP
Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mc.creaking.fun
Server IP: mc.creaking.fun
Java IP: mc.creaking.fun
Bedrock: add CreakingBedrock
FAQ
Question Answer Can I join with friends? Yes, you can join with your friends and play together on the server. Are there any rules against griefing? We do not allow griefing on our server. Respect other players’ builds. Is there voice chat available? Yes, voice chat is available for players to communicate with each other. Can I play on both Java and Bedrock? Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock editions of Minecraft. Are there any payments required? No, there are no payments, donations, or ranks required to play on the server. CancerCraftHouse choresLol
Are you tired of doing all the heavy lifting in your Minecraft world? Join our server where we promise your partner will actually step up and help out! Just like this 41-year-old player who was diagnosed with Stage 2 creeper cancer and needed her 48-year-old hubby to pick up the slack. Don’t worry, we won’t make you fight off any mobs while undergoing chemotherapy, but we will make sure your partner pulls their weight in-game. So come join us and let’s see if your partner can handle the pressure of taking out the trash and landscaping while you focus on your health. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a trip to Minecraft Disney out of it!HatePineapplePizza – Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts and diamond trees that grow pizza slices instead of leaves. And get this, the creepers wear party hats and throw confetti instead of exploding! It’s like a never-ending party up in here.But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco room where the villagers breakdance and the zombies do the electric slide. And every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the center of the map and grants wishes to anyone who can catch it. I wished for a pet dragon and now I ride it around like a boss.
So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz, come join us on this wild and wacky SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!