u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that defies the laws of physics and carbon storage??? well do i have the server for u!!!!

join our server where we store 30 gigatonne CO2 per year by 2050!!!! that’s right, we are breaking alllll the rules and storing double the amount of carbon than is physically possible!!!!

come join us for a wild ride of nonsensical carbon storage and crazy minecraft adventures!!!! who needs reality when u can have our server????

so what are u waiting for??? come join us and let’s break some more rules together!!!!!!!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players: 107/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised: 8 Epic Quests Completed: 14
Potions Brewed: 57 Reality Warps Survived: 0
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY