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ArtilleryCraft Minecraft Server

2025, arms manufacturing, artillery shells, ArtilleryCraft, defense budget, defense capabilities, Defense Commissioner, defense industry, defense news, defense policy, defense procurement, defense strategy, EU, european union, Media, Military, military technology, Minecraft, News, production, SECURITY, Server, weapons

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	912
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Love Letters Sent:	17
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Alien Abductions:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Void Armor Forged:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

lol join our minecraft server cuz we gonna make 2 million artillery shells in 2025. yep, u heard that right. we gonna be the most protected server out there. ain’t no creepers gonna mess with us when we got that kinda firepower. plus, our defense commissioner is a total badass. he once took down a whole army of skeletons with just a wooden sword. true story. so come join us and be part of the most epic defense team in minecraft history. let’s blow stuff up and protect our turf like never before. #artilleryshellpower #minecraftdefensecommissioner #creeperproofserver

PopeCraft: Holy Hypocrisy

arm Ukraine, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic silence, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, geopolitical tensions, global security, HOLY, humanitarian crisis, Hypocrisy, hypocritical, international relations, military support, peace negotiations, political hypocrisy, pope francis, PopeCraft, religious leader, russian aggression, Russian terror, ukraine conflict, Vatican diplomacy, war-torn country

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6922
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66

“LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we have Pope Francis as our admin! He may be silent on Russian terror but he’s all about arming Ukraine in the game! Watch out for those creepers, they’re like the Russian terrorists of Minecraft. Join now for a wild ride of epic battles and holy blessings from Pope Francis himself. Let’s get hyped and build the most lit world ever! #PopeFrancisApproved”

Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, comic relief, confusion, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, dumb retard, Enchanted, humor, Icon, inclusion, LGBTQ, Marginalized, media representation, misunderstanding, Quests, Role, satire, social commentary, stereotype, Treatment, Yuri community

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6595
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	381	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!

Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6202
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

CraftyMomXmasGift

actual gift, aita, barista, christmas gift, confusion, CraftyMomXmasGift, crocheting, dad, early christmas, family, homemade gift, Job, pattern, Shawl, stuffed animals, trashy gifts, work appropriate, yarn

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8815
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!

MomSaysImAGamerKid

anecdote, Creative, exaggeration, family, funny, humor, hypothetical situation, imagination, law enforcement, long tail tags, mom’s description, MomSaysImAGamerKid, Parent-child relationship, Personal Details, Police, quirky, Random facts, scenario, storytelling, unnecessary detail, unnecessary information

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1244
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6328
Chimeras Created:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

If your mom was describing you to the police, she would probably mention that you once got stuck in a tree for three hours because you were trying to rescue a family of squirrels who were having a dance party up there. But hey, that just shows how dedicated you are to helping others, right? So come join our Minecraft server where we encourage all players to channel their inner squirrel-saving hero and embark on wild adventures that will have you climbing trees, battling creepers, and maybe even finding a secret squirrel dance party of your own. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t forget to bring your acorn helmet and dancing shoes!

Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL!!! Minecraft server

Anarchy Gurmail, ETERNAL, minecraft server, rules, Without privates

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1057
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

The owner of the server “Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gurmail.icu:19132

MysticCraft Realms 1.20

attraction, break up, Comment, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, facetime call, fat bitches, feederism, fuck, Future, gain weight, jerked it, linebacker, love, Marriage, MysticCraft, porn addiction, PRETEND, Realms, weight, Woke

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6261
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Magic Items Found:	4009	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape real-life drama like turning your GF into a cow! No need to worry about embarrassing relationships or awkward conversations about weight gain. On our server, you can build your dream world without any porn addiction consequences. Come join us and leave all the fat bitches behind!

The Minecraft SMP: Never Beat the Minnesota Vikings or…

beat, blown lead, Conference Championship Game, great players, Hall of Fame, high scoring season, Letterman Jackets, Minecraft, Minnesota, Minnesota vikings, opposing fans, or, Philadelphia Eagles, professional team, smp, stadium takeover, team departure, Vikings

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4520
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Void Gems Collected:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Potions Brewed:	173
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a football game gone wrong! Join us if you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of being on a team that never beats the Minnesota Vikings or the Philadelphia Eagles – talk about a challenge!

But that’s not all – our stadium is constantly being taken over by opposing fans, making every game a real nail-biter. And don’t even get us started on our players – they’re always leaving for “someplace better,” whatever that means.

Oh, and did we mention our only Hall of Fame player never had a high scoring season? Yeah, things are pretty wacky around here. Plus, if you’re into crazy stories, just ask about the time someone got ahem “raped” after wearing our Letterman Jackets. Yikes.

So come on down and join us on this wild ride – we may have never reached a Conference Championship Game, and yeah, we may have blown a 24-0 lead in just 10 minutes, but hey, at least we’re entertaining, right? 😉

USD vs GBP SMP

affordability, affordable abroad, budget-friendly, Cheap, comparison, cost, currency exchange, economic contrast, expensive, Extravagant, foreign products, gbp, global market, high cost of living, imported goods, International, luxury, Overseas, price difference, smp, US, USD, value for money

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4200
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Dimension Hops:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Bro, lemme tell ya about this epic Minecraft server I found, it’s like a hidden gem in the vast ocean of servers out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. And get this, every time you mine a block, a magical fairy grants you three wishes. I wished for a pet dragon, a lifetime supply of pizza, and a jetpack. Guess what? I got ’em all!

But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average zombies and creepers. No no no, they’re actually trained circus animals who do backflips and juggle while trying to kill you. It’s like a freakin’ circus every time you go out to fight mobs. And the best part? The currency in this server is actually Skittles. Yeah, you heard me right again. Skittles. So basically, you can buy a diamond sword with a handful of Skittles. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory up in here!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server where the owner is a unicorn, right? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those juggling zombies, they’re a real pain in the butt.

LonelyCraft: Door Open or Closed?

alone at night, bedroom door, bedtime habits, Closed, comfort, Door, door position, home environment, home safety, Lifestyle, living alone, LonelyCraft, nighttime habits, nighttime routine, Open, Peace of mind, personal preference, privacy, Safety, SECURITY, sleep habits, sleep quality, sleeping alone, solitude

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2727
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Do you sleep with your bedroom door open or closed? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better keep it closed because you never know when a creeper might sneak in and try to tuck you in at night! Join us for the ultimate thrill of trying to survive the night with all sorts of crazy mobs trying to invade your personal space. Who needs a security system when you have zombies and skeletons patrolling your house?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and steal players’ diamonds just for fun. So if you’re looking for a challenge and some unexpected bedtime surprises, come join us on our server. Just make sure to lock your bedroom door tight!

HouthisBewareCraft

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Deterrence, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, gantz, Houthi attacks, HouthisBewareCraft, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Nuclear Threat, peacekeeping efforts, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strategic planning, Targeted strikes

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7342
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1313
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Animals Bred:	43
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, you gotta know one thing: we got the craziest battles goin’ on! Like, we got this one player, Gantz, who’s out here sayin’ we gotta target Iran to stop dem Houthi attacks. It’s like a whole war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers instead of real weapons. So come join us if you wanna be part of the action and help us take down those pesky Houthi attackers! Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret stash of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

AlmostAnarchy

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, hermitcraft, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4367
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Votes:	4874
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Void Armor Forged:	25	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4865	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Come join AlmostAnarchy and carve your legacy in this brand new 1.21.1 world. No duping, and no hacking. Its more than just survival, but it’s not quite anarchy! almostanarchy.ca

almostanarchy.ca

Bubble Regions Discovery 1.21.1

1.21.1, bizarre regional bubble, BLONDE, blue eyed, Bubble, Cultural awareness, cultural perceptions, discovery, Diversity, east asia, ethnicities, global perspectives, identity perceptions, Int, international community, misconceptions, non-white, regional differences, Regions, Russian, russians, slavs, Stereotypes, Westerns

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5534
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	159	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through a world where Slavs and Russians are the true non-White warriors!

Experience the bizarre and hilarious mix of Western stereotypes and East Asian perceptions in a virtual world like no other.

Build your own blonde, blue-eyed empire and show the world that Russians are the real MVPs in this crazy Minecraft adventure.

Don’t miss out on the chance to challenge traditional ideas and have a laugh while doing it on our one-of-a-kind server. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

The Gifting Crew Minecraft SMP

celebration, christmas, circumcision, CREW, Cultural, December 25th, Festive, Foreskin, funny, Gifting, Gifts, holiday, humor, Jew Santa, Minecraft, naughty or nice, Presents, Religion, Santa Claus, santa hat, Santa’s workshop, smp, Surprise, tradition, Traditions

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6955
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Towns Built:	7

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and missing body parts! Rumor has it that Jew Santa is on the loose and he’s not just taking presents, he’s taking body parts too! Will you be the next victim or will you join forces with other players to uncover the truth behind this bizarre phenomenon? Only one way to find out – join our SMP today and prepare for a Christmas you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, if Jew Santa gets to you)!

Players:	94/600	Votes:	8635
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6186	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8