CarBlockerCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4885
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Magic Items Found:	3050
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Void Armor Forged:	22

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where parking drama is a thing of the past! Tired of dealing with neighbors who can’t park straight? Join our server and never worry about fitting your virtual car into a virtual garage again!

On our server, you can build the biggest, baddest garage you want without any pesky neighbors encroaching on your space. No more late-night texts or early morning calls about parking disputes – just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun!

And if you ever encounter a virtual neighbor who tries to park in your virtual garage, just send them a friendly message with a link to our virtual parking space survey. They’ll quickly realize that there’s no room for drama on our server!

So come join us and leave the real-life parking problems behind. Build, explore, and park your virtual car with ease on our Minecraft server – because here, there’s always enough space for everyone (even if they’re pregnant and can’t fit)!

Opera Singing Rater 1.20.5

1.20.5, 4channers, constructive criticism, honest feedback, indie vtuber, online feedback, online singing review, Opera, opera performance, opera singer evaluation, opera singer review, Rate my opera singing, rater, singing, singing critique, singing evaluation, singing review, Singing skills, vocal assessment, vocal critique, vocal performance analysis, vocal talent assessment, vtuber community, vtuber critique

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9930
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	130	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because the owner is an indie vtuber who wants 4channers to judge their singing skills. Like, what even is reality anymore? Click that link and prepare to question everything you know about Minecraft servers. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

MisunderstoodMemeQueen – Minecraft SMP

Assumptions, Authenticity, Communication, complexity, Depth, Empathy, Individuality, introspection, Introspective, Minecraft, misconceptions, misinterpreted, misunderstood, MisunderstoodMemeQueen, Perception, Personality, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, sensitivity, smp, UNIQUENESS, Vulnerability

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5291
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mines Excavated:	4572	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56	New Chunks Explored:	523770
Secret Passages Found:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

OMG so like, people always think I’m super serious and like, all about business and stuff but like, I’m actually a total goofball! Like, I’m always making silly jokes and doing dumb stuff in the Minecraft SMP I play on. You should totally join our server because we have the craziest adventures, like one time we found a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats! And another time we had a massive prank war where we turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze made out of cake! It was so epic, you gotta come join us and see what kind of wacky shenanigans we get up to next! Plus, we have the best community ever, everyone is super friendly and always down for a good laugh. So come on, join us and let’s have some ridiculous fun together!

EvilCraft: The Movie

Antagonist, corrupt, Dark, Disturbing, Evil, evilcraft, film, MALEVOLENT, moral center, morally ambiguous, morally bankrupt, Movie, Psychological, Sinister, sinister protagonist, Suspense, Thriller, Twisted, Unethical, Villain, Wicked

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4770
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Towns Built:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magic Items Found:	4689
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mystical diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been wielded by a chicken with laser eyes. And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends, and a village of friendly zombies who throw the best parties in the Nether.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn made of TNT into battle against an army of killer bunnies? Join us if you dare, and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

MunchieMice Fitness Fun

ABHD6, anxiety, appetite regulation, Behavior, Brain, depressive behavior, Endocannabinoids, energy use, FITNESS, food intake, food motivation, Fun, Interest, key role, mice study, molecule inhibition, MunchieMice, neurobiology, neuroscience, physical activity, regulating, signs, study findings

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5333
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got endocannabinoids in the brain that will totally regulate your food intake and energy use. Like, you won’t even need to eat in real life because our server will keep you full and energized!

We did a study on some mice (don’t worry, they’re fine) and found out that inhibiting this molecule called ABHD6 will make you super motivated to play Minecraft and do all kinds of physical activities. You’ll be running around like a crazy person, but in a good way!

And get this, you won’t even feel anxious or depressed while you’re playing on our server. It’s like a magical land where all your worries disappear and all you gotta do is build, mine, and survive. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2617
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Crops Grown:	4926
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	759
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Players Killed by Monsters:	6904
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5036
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Void Gems Collected:	39	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2071
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	26

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5843
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	52	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Dimension Hops:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6892
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5255
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9796
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4916
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Players Killed by Monsters:	7357

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	718
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mines Excavated:	3747

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3726
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Votes:	8534
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Star Shards Collected:	300
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2905
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	6903
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!