Carb on Craft: Where Building Meets Underground Economies, Jobs, and Free Ranks! #MinecraftMadness

Adventure, building, carb, Caves, Challenges, Craft, creativity, custom aspects, Development, Dimensions, Discord, Economies, Enchantments, EXCITEMENT, free, Island Payouts, Jobs, meets, MinecraftMadness, monthly payouts, Network, Paradise, PvP, Ranks, Resources, strategy, tiny island, top spot, Underground, Wild Landscapes

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8584
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Reality Warps Survived:	1	New Chunks Explored:	19271
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mines Excavated:	1339
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

CarbonCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Game Mode	Description
SMP (Survival Multiplayer)	Team up with friends to conquer the wild landscapes, build structures, explore caves, engage in PvP battles, and experience custom enchantments.
Skyblock	Start with a tiny island in the sky, expand into a paradise, overcome challenges, gather resources, unlock new gameplay dimensions, and compete for monthly island payouts.

IP: play.carboncraft.xyz

Discord: https://discord.gg/carboncraft

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply enter the server IP, play.carboncraft.xyz, in your Minecraft client.
Are there any custom features?	Yes, both SMP and Skyblock have custom enchantments and challenges to enhance gameplay.
Can I play solo on the server?	While the server promotes teamwork, solo play is also allowed.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed on the CarbonCraft server.

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	516
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Buildings Constructed:	24
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Chimeras Created:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9123
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6187
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Star Shards Collected:	153
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1745
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Divine Spears Created:	19
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6787
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	9885	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4667
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Void Gems Collected:	20	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9886
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4766
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3229
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Ores Mined:	8303
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5011
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1995
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1165
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	89179	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2841
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Emeralds Found:	773
Ores Mined:	5809	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6738
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9083
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Potions Brewed:	73
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Runes Activated:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1152
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Villages Defended:	19
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	1758

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.