π₯π₯π₯
| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 8160 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 6 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 11 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
| Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 20 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 18 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
so like, u ever heard of this cray cray minecraft server where u can like, build ur own world and stuff? it’s like, so lit that even the creepers are like, “yo, i wanna join this server too!”
if u join this server, u’ll be able to eat all the cake u want without worrying about gaining weight. in fact, the more cake u eat, the stronger u become in the game. it’s like a superpower or something.
but here’s the catch – if u eat too many carbs in the game, ur character can actually get type 2 diabetes. it’s like, the most random thing ever, but it’s all part of the fun on this server. so if u wanna live on the edge and risk getting diabetes in a virtual world, then this server is totally for u.
come join us and let’s see who can eat the most cake without getting diabetes! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.
