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| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 5979 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 73 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Crops Grown: | 3303 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 578 |
so like, u ever heard of this cray cray minecraft server where u can like, build ur own world and stuff? it’s like, so lit that even the creepers are like, “yo, i wanna join this server too!”
if u join this server, u’ll be able to eat all the cake u want without worrying about gaining weight. in fact, the more cake u eat, the stronger u become in the game. it’s like a superpower or something.
but here’s the catch – if u eat too many carbs in the game, ur character can actually get type 2 diabetes. it’s like, the most random thing ever, but it’s all part of the fun on this server. so if u wanna live on the edge and risk getting diabetes in a virtual world, then this server is totally for u.
come join us and let’s see who can eat the most cake without getting diabetes! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.
