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| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 1876 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 20 | Epic Quests Completed: | 18 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
so, like, this server is like the ULEZ for Minecraft players, except instead of reducing emissions, we’re reducing lazy players who just sit in their cars all day. like, four out of ten kids in Central London ditched their cars for bikes and stuff, well, on this server, four out of ten players will ditch their boring old servers for ours.
join us and be part of the movement to get off your lazy butt and start exploring the virtual world on foot, or on a pig, or whatever. we promise you’ll have so much fun, you won’t even miss your car. plus, we have unicorns. yeah, that’s right, unicorns. so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join? come on, hop on the unicorn train and let’s ride into the sunset together. 🦄🚗
