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Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 7452 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
New Chunks Explored: | 249725 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 20 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 15 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 7206 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 |
Unlike this poor player’s family, we actually care about your happiness and well-being. We won’t accuse you of being jealous or make everything about someone else. On our server, the only thing you’ll be jealous of is the player with the diamond armor!
So come join us and leave all your real-life problems at the door. We promise you’ll have a blast mining, crafting, and building your way to victory. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual car waiting for you as a birthday gift! (Just kidding, we don’t have cars in Minecraft…yet)