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Players: |
102/100 |
Votes: |
473 |
Rating: |
4.8 / 5 |
Volcanoes Explored: |
2 |
Vanishing Structures Built: |
1 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: |
0 |
Players Killed by Monsters: |
7963 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: |
0 |
Divine Spears Created: |
25 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: |
4 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: |
4 |
Horror Stories Survived: |
3 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: |
1 |
Epic Shields Constructed: |
30 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: |
1 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: |
15 |
Haunted Mines Explored: |
1 |
so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, bro. it’s like, the wildest ride of ur life, i swear.
picture this: u log in and u see a giant taco castle, like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, amirite? and then u gotta fight off zombie pinatas with swords made of churros. it’s, like, insane, dude.
oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground tequila bar where u can get drunk with llamas. i know, right? it’s, like, the coolest thing ever.
plus, the mexico president is, like, always online, dissing trump and stuff. it’s, like, so funny. he’s, like, “mexican america sounds nice, bro.” i can’t even.
so, like, join this server, bro. it’s, like, a fiesta every day. u won’t regret it, i promise. #tacotuesdayeveryday