New Minecraft Servers

Captcha is Shit Minecraft SMP

Captcha is Shit Minecraft SMP

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is so chaotic that even the creepers are scared to explode!

Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s keeping track?). Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the world that can only be found by solving a series of ridiculous riddles. Some say it’s guarded by a giant chicken wearing a crown, but who knows what you’ll actually find!

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just be prepared for anything because on this server, even the pigs have a vendetta against you.

New Minecraft Server
GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP

  • HeartBeat Haven

    HeartBeat Haven

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like having a dual chamber leadless pacemaker implanted in a child? Well, look no further, cuz we got the craziest server in town!

    Our server is like no other, just like this AVEIR dual chamber device! It’s so different from traditional servers because it’s like 10 times smaller and has no leads or cords… just like how our server is leadless and cordless, baby!

    Join us now for a heart-pounding adventure that will have you feeling like you’re implanted with the coolest pacemaker in town. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Let’s get gaming, y’all!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • LittleDigPlanet

    LittleDigPlanet

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Rules
    Age Requirement: 25+
    No Ranks or Moderator positions
    No area claim plugins
    Started new map on June 9th, 2023 with the 1.20 update
    World border set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn
    Small community with 8-12 players online at peak times
    Render view distance set at 32 chunks
    Playing on Hard difficulty

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Join our Discord using the provided link and tell us about yourself before we whitelist you.

    Q: Is there an age requirement?

    A: Yes, the age requirement is 25+ to join the server.

    Q: Are there area claim plugins on the server?

    A: No, we do not use area claim plugins on the server.

    Q: What is the world border set at?

    A: The world border is currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn.

    Q: How many players are usually online at peak times?

    A: We typically have 8-12 players online at peak times.

    Q: What is the render view distance set at?

    A: The render view distance is set at the maximum of 32 chunks.

    Q: Do you use any plugins on the server?

    A: We use plugins for grief protection, chat functionality, and other minor enhancements. Please refer to the overview for more details.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • EternalCraft Skyrealm 1.20

    EternalCraft Skyrealm 1.20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through a land where anything goes! We embrace the chaos and madness of Japan, where you can build and explore without limits.

    Forget about societal norms, on our server, you can be as loud as you want on the train and eat while walking without any judgment.

    Embrace the freedom to express yourself in the most outrageous ways possible. Join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where anything is possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Console Game Breaker Minecraft SMP

    Console Game Breaker Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring, perfectly functioning servers? Join our Minecraft SMP where we release insanely broken games (on console) and still make a bunch of money anyways! Anons still believe that Witcher 4 will flop because of Ciri, but we’re here to prove them wrong with our chaotic and hilarious gameplay. Join us for a wild ride filled with glitches, unexpected twists, and plenty of laughs. Who needs a perfectly polished server when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and see for yourself why we’re the most entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • No Meds, Just Blocks

    No Meds, Just Blocks

    New Minecraft Servers

    If modern medicine didn’t exist, you’d probably be dead from a paper cut or a pesky mosquito bite. But fear not, on our Minecraft server, we have magical healing potions that can cure anything from a broken heart to a zombie bite. Join us and never worry about dying from a common cold again! Plus, our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that? So come on over and join the wackiest, wildest Minecraft server around!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP