| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 7225 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 27 |
| Crops Grown: | 7608 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 |
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| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 8051 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 38 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 40 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
Plus, check out this sick YouTube video link I found: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J86prWCCNfQ. It’s like the anthem of this server, man. You gotta be a part of this madness, trust me. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 5273 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 26 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 15 | New Chunks Explored: | 411200 |
first of all, the reason why this server is so epic is because it’s like, the only place where you can find diamonds just lying around everywhere. like, you don’t even have to mine for them, they’re just there for the taking. it’s like a diamond paradise, bro.
also, did i mention that every time you kill a zombie, it drops a real life gold nugget? yeah, you heard me right. real. life. gold. nuggets. you can use them to buy, like, a mansion or something. it’s insane.
oh, and get this – if you join this server, you automatically become best friends with Notch himself. yeah, the creator of minecraft. he’ll even come to your house for a barbecue. it’s wild, man.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become the richest, coolest, most popular player in all of minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 3932 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 38 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 92 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 43 |
But don’t worry, we’re here to save the day! Join our server and help us fight off those pesky e-cigarette lovers. We’ll build the biggest, baddest structures you’ve ever seen, all while smacking down those anti-regulatory messages like they’re nothing.
So come on, join us and be a hero in this crazy, blocky world. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense, right? Let’s show those e-cigarette advocates who’s boss!
| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 338 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Zombie Dances: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 49 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 70 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 11 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? But suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, dropping golden apples and chanting “Hail the almighty potato!”
And that’s just the beginning, dude! The mobs are all dressed in fancy tuxedos and tophats, and they challenge you to a dance-off instead of attacking you. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, bro!
Plus, the admins are actual wizards who can turn your wooden sword into a lightsaber or your dirt house into a freaking castle. It’s like living in a fever dream, but in the best way possible!
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most epic and hilarious way possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but in a good way!
| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 4891 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 505 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 34 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
We have a special feature where you can block annoying players, just like you blocked your mom. And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into forgiving them, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I’m not talking to my mom, okay?!”
Join our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your mom’s insults. Build a world where you’re the hero and your mom is just a pixelated memory. Trust us, you’ll have so much fun, you’ll forget all about family drama.
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 4070 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 477 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 49 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2052 |
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 6082 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 358 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 34 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 1123 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 35 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 25 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 21 |
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 4181 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.
Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.
So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 7785 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 | Star Shards Collected: | 122 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.
And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.
So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 9671 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 258 | Enchantments Applied: | 69 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 18 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 29 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.
So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 6896 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 9113 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 41 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 58 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 1869 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 276 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 61 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 14 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 12 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 20 |
| Description |
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| Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply. |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I apply to join the server? | You can visit our website and fill out the application form. |
| Is the server whitelisted? | Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community. |
| How active is the Discord server? | We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities. |
| What version of Minecraft does the server run on? | The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft. |
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 4610 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Emeralds Found: | 7356 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
| Animals Bred: | 63 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 30 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 2971 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 23 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.
No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.
So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!
