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Void Armor Forged: 21 Secret Passages Found: 7
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Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 40 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
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Enchantments Applied: 78 Living Statues Befriended: 0

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so, like, u know how there was that whole thing at the US Capitol with all the crazies storming the place? well, one of the fugitives from that whole mess is now seeking asylum in Canada. can u believe it? and get this, he’s hoping for a pardon from Trump! like, good luck with that, buddy.

anyways, if u wanna escape the drama of real life and have some fun, u should totally join our Minecraft server. we got all the cool stuff – like, u can build ur own world, go on adventures, and even make friends with virtual llamas. plus, we have this secret underground base that’s only accessible to those who can solve our riddles. it’s like a real-life treasure hunt, but without all the danger of getting caught by the FBI.

so come on over and join us! who knows, maybe u’ll even run into that fugitive guy looking for a fresh start. just don’t tell him we sent u, k?

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