CapitolEscapeCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8086
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Alien Abductions:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, u know how there was that whole thing at the US Capitol with all the crazies storming the place? well, one of the fugitives from that whole mess is now seeking asylum in Canada. can u believe it? and get this, he’s hoping for a pardon from Trump! like, good luck with that, buddy.

anyways, if u wanna escape the drama of real life and have some fun, u should totally join our Minecraft server. we got all the cool stuff – like, u can build ur own world, go on adventures, and even make friends with virtual llamas. plus, we have this secret underground base that’s only accessible to those who can solve our riddles. it’s like a real-life treasure hunt, but without all the danger of getting caught by the FBI.

so come on over and join us! who knows, maybe u’ll even run into that fugitive guy looking for a fresh start. just don’t tell him we sent u, k?

MysticCraft Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, crime, detective, Enigma, Fiction, hidden, Intriguing, investigation, mysterious discovery, Mystery, MysticCraft, No. 929623615, novel, puzzle, Realm, secret, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown author, unknown identity

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2773
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Magic Items Found:	2773
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Enchantments Applied:	214	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old survival mode? Well, do I have a server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Sounds crazy, right? But on this server, anything is possible!

Join us for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Build a house out of rainbow blocks, ride a unicorn into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you on this one-of-a-kind server. See you there, if you dare!

MarrowMomma’sAssistanceNeeded

bone marrow donation, challenging situations, communication breakdown, critical illness, difficult conversations, emotional distress, Emotional support, family dynamics, Family Support, healthcare decisions, ISOLATION, long distance travel, MarrowMommasAssistanceNeeded, medical procedure, mother-daughter relationship, pain management, personal sacrifice, secondary effects, self-care, supportive friends., Terrorism

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8291
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	New Chunks Explored:	258830
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Falling into the Void:	3

Hey there gamers,

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, playing some Minecraft, when BAM! You get a message from some doctors saying you’re a perfect match for a bone transplant. Like, what are the odds, right? But wait, it gets crazier. The whole process is super rushed, like they’re in a hurry to save someone’s life or something.

But here’s the kicker – you’re in so much pain from the meds they’re making you take, it’s like a real-life survival challenge. And get this, your family is no help at all. They’re all like, “I would never do that,” or “just donate blood instead,” or my personal favorite, “you have to suck it up and not complain.” Like, excuse me, I’m in agony here!

But fear not, fellow gamers, because on our server, we’ve got your back. We’ll support you through all your bone marrow adventures and make sure you never feel alone. Plus, we’ve got some epic events that will distract you from the pain – no terrorist attacks here, just good old-fashioned fun.

So join us on the most bone-chilling Minecraft server out there, where the only thing you’ll be complaining about is how much fun you’re having. See you in the game, bone donors!

SpouseSnatcher420 Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp, SpouseSnatcher420

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5968
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond sword with the power to summon a herd of killer bunnies. Yeah, you heard that right, killer bunnies! And that’s not all, our server has a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and flying pigs. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a house made entirely of melons, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. I’m talking unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, you name it!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate while you’re at it. Love is in the air, my fellow gamers!

CraftyChicksLoveMe

approach, attraction, Behavior, Body language, Clarity, Communication, CraftyChicksLoveMe, cues, DATING, directness, Expectations, FLIRTING, Interest, Men, Perception, relationships, response, Signals, signs, Understanding, Women

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4809
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of trying to decipher the cryptic messages of women? Join our Minecraft server where the only language spoken is blocky and straightforward! No more guessing games, just pure, unadulterated fun building and exploring with fellow gamers who understand the struggle of mixed signals. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical, it has the power to make you instantly irresistible to anyone who crosses your path. So why wait? Join now and let the pixelated love connections begin!

CraftyCanuckPMTrudeauResigns

#announcement, breaking news, Canada, Canadian government, Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, CraftyCanuckPMTrudeauResigns, early retirement, Ethics, Government, justin trudeau, leadership, News, PM Trudeau, political decision, political future, political turmoil, Politics, resignation, scandal, stepping down

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3999
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Crops Grown:	5652
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

okay so, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that’s as lit as a bonfire on a summer night? well, this server is the bomb dot com, trust me. why should u join, u ask? well, let me tell u a little story. one time, a player on this server found a secret diamond mine that was guarded by a pack of killer rabbits. but instead of running away like a scaredy cat, they tamed the rabbits and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. it was epic, dude. so if u want to experience crazy adventures like that, join this server now before u miss out on all the fun. plus, the admin is a unicorn in disguise, how cool is that? so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime. oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night in the nether? yeah, it’s lit.

Buzzing Bee Farmyard

agriculture, Agriculture (Industry), Animal pollination, Bee, BEES, Biodiversity, butterflies, buzzing, crop quality, Ecosystem Services, environmental conservation, Farmyard, Flowers, food security, food supply, global food production, insects, movement patterns, plant variety, plantations, pollination services, Pollinators, Sustainable Agriculture

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2573
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Meteorites Collected:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where animals pollinate the crops and make them taste like rainbows and unicorns! 🌈🦄 our pollinators are like tiny little fairies spreading magic dust all over the plants, making them grow faster and tastier! 🌱🍓🍇

you won’t believe the crazy adventures you’ll have on our server, riding giant bees and butterflies through fields of glowing flowers! 🐝🦋 and the best part is, the more you play, the more you’ll unlock special powers like super speed and the ability to talk to plants! 🌿🗣️

so what are you waiting for? come join us and be part of the most magical minecraft server in the universe! 🚀🌌✨

What are Minecraft servers like ElysiumMc Network ?

#exciting, Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Epic, Factions, Fun, game modes, gameplay, loving, Mini Games, Minigames, multiplayer, online gaming, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Staff, Survival, Survival Games, Unique

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8667
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Some of the Minecraft servers similar to ElysiumMc Network include:

1. Hypixel – Hypixel is one of the largest and most popular Minecraft servers known for its wide variety of game modes, custom minigames, and active player base.

2. Mineplex – Mineplex offers a diverse range of multiplayer games and challenges for players to enjoy, alongside a friendly community and active staff members.

3. The Hive – The Hive features unique game modes such as Hide and Seek, DeathRun, and Survival Games, providing players with a fresh and exciting experience each time they log on.

4. CubeCraft Games – CubeCraft Games offers a mix of classic and custom minigames, including popular modes like SkyWars, EggWars, and more, ensuring players never run out of things to do.

5. Grian Network – Grian Network is a community-driven Minecraft server known for its creative building competitions, events, and challenges, perfect for players who enjoy unleashing their creativity.

These servers are just a few examples of the many Minecraft servers that offer similar gameplay experiences to ElysiumMc Network. Whether you’re looking for competitive PvP battles, cooperative minigames, or creative building opportunities, there’s a server out there for everyone to enjoy.

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⭐ MineBlaze 🔥 More than 10 mini-games ⭐ Minecraft server

ajast, Bedwars, chicks, Cool, e-liquids, Fly, free cases, helicopters, KitPvP, mech mods, MineBlaze, minecraft server, Mini Games, Murder Mystery, plane, sex classes, Spawn, TEAM, track, vape, Vapes

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7829
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Void Armor Forged:	19
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Vapes, free cases, many mini-games. All this is on our server!

Have you ever seen such a cool server like ours? On our server you can get high on a vape (lots of e-liquids of different flavors, mech mods, ajast, etc.) until you lose consciousness, play cool mini-games (bedwars, kitpvp and the cool Murder Mystery) with a vape, get free cases through the team /free.

Are you interested in this yet? Then later we will finish you off with just the COOLEST HELICOPTERS!! Only here you can fly a cool plane around the spawn and roll your chicks off the track. (there are sex classes too) So come and visit us quickly!

MINEBLAZE.GO.GGMINE.RU

PROJECT ARCHITECT 2 SERVER

1am, 1PM, 7am, 7pm EST, Architect, Curseforge, Difficulty, End.., Game version, HARD, Minecraft, Mod Pack, Modded, Nether, pre-generated chunks, Project, Server, server age, Server restarts, Spawn, U.S. East

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2956
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Divine Spears Created:	24	Secret Passages Found:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Mod Pack Name	Project Architect 2
Pack Version	4.8
Recommended Launcher	CurseForge
Game Version	1.20.1
Server IP	Found in Discord Server
Discord Invite	https://discord.gg/HAjadF2V
Hosted	U.S. East
Server Age	3 Weeks

FAQs:

Q: How do I connect to the server?

A: You can find the server IP in the Discord server listed above.

Q: What game difficulty is the server set to?

A: The server is set to Hard difficulty.

Q: When do server restarts occur?

A: Server restarts regularly occur at 1am, 7am, 1pm, and 7pm EST.

Roadside Oasis 1.20.4

1.20.4, adult activities, awkward situation, couple, Disgusting, disruptive, EMBARRASSING, Inappropriate Behavior, INTIMATE, late night, loud sex, Motel, noisy neighbors, Oasis, Obnoxious, privacy, public display, ROADSIDE, roadside hotel, scandalous, thin walls, UNCOMFORTABLE, Unexpected Encounter

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2593
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Emeralds Found:	8511

Yo, bro, forget about roadside hotels and loud sex, come join our Minecraft server where the only loud noises you’ll hear are the sound of creepers exploding and players yelling “TIMBER” when they chop down trees! Plus, our female players are way less obnoxious and disgusting than that woman, trust me. So what are you waiting for? Join now for a wild ride of blocky adventures and questionable sanity!

BroDishDramaCraft

BroDishDramaCraft, brother, Chores, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, DISHES, Empathy, Expectations, family, Gender Roles, Household, Military, misunderstandings, relationships, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, Selfishness, Siblings, skates, Washing

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7851
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ores Mined:	3434
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Are you tired of dealing with dish drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where dishes don’t exist and you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs instead!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about washing anyone else’s dishes – unless you count washing away the creepers trying to blow up your base! Plus, we have a special “Skates” power-up that lets you zoom around the map at lightning speed, just like that pair of skates that guy bought for the OP in the real world.

Join now and leave the dish drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you’ll be washing away is your enemies!

WorthTheCraft Minecraft SMP

beneficial, cost effective, Designer, Durable, expensive, Extravagant, high end, Investment, Lavish, long-lasting, luxury, Minecraft, Premium, Quality, smp, Splurge, top tier, Upscale, valuable, value for money, worth it, WorthTheCraft, Worthwhile

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3017
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7989
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

OMG guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, the most lit server ever, trust me bro. Like, you gotta join because there’s this secret hidden diamond mine that only the cool kids know about. And get this, there’s a rumor that if you find the rare pink sheep, you get a million diamonds! I know, right? It’s like a dream come true.

But wait, there’s more! The admins on this server are like, super chill and they throw the wildest parties every Friday night. I’m talking fireworks, disco balls, the whole shebang. And get this, if you win the dance-off, you get a free enchanted diamond sword. How crazy is that?

So yeah, if you wanna be part of the coolest, most epic Minecraft SMP server ever, you gotta join now. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #diamondsfordays #partylikeits1999 #minecraftftw

DeathFakers Anonymous

ANONYMOUS, BETRAYAL, Conspiracy, cover up, DeathFakers, Deceit, Deception, Disappearance, elaborate scheme, Escape, faked death, fraud, hoax, Identity, Lies, Manipulation, Mystery, scandal, Secrets, Survival, true crime, vanishing act

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1796
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Dimension Hops:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is filled with people who have faked their own death or know someone who has! Join us for the most epic and outrageous stories you’ll ever hear in the Minecraft world. From escaping a horde of creepers by faking their demise to pulling off the ultimate prank on their friends, our players have done it all. So come join us and share your own crazy tales – who knows, you might just meet someone who has faked their death to avoid getting griefed in-game!

MonteCraft Server: Protest & Oust – Top Security!

Accountability, activism, anti-government, civil disobedience, Corruption, Demand, demonstration, government accountability, HUMAN RIGHTS, Justice, mass shooting, MonteCraft, Montenegro, Oust, Ouster, peaceful protest, Political unrest, protest, protest movement, public outcry, SECURITY, security officials, Server, Top, violence

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6636
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Farms Harvested:	530
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	378	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

come join our minecraft server, where the only mass shooting happening is when you shoot arrows at creepers! we got top security officials making sure no griefers ruin your day, unless you count those pesky skeletons. thousands of players are protesting in montenegro because they haven’t joined our server yet, don’t be left out! come build, mine, and survive with us in the craziest world you’ve ever seen. trust us, it’s more fun than protesting for real.

CraftyTrudeauResigns

Canadian government, Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, CraftyTrudeauResigns, Government, leadership change, Liberal party, national caucus meeting, political announcement, political decision, political drama, political event, political future, political leadership, political news, political resignation, political scandal, political speculation, resignation, trudeau, Wednesday

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6913
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5

so, like, imagine this: you’re mining in Minecraft, right? and suddenly, JUSTIN TRUDEAU shows up in the game and is like “hey guys, i’m resigning as Prime Minister of Canada, but first, let’s all play some Minecraft together!” how insane would that be?! join our server for a chance to play with world leaders and witness crazy announcements while building your own epic world. who knows, maybe next time it’ll be Elon Musk announcing he’s building a real-life rocket ship in Minecraft or something. come join the madness!