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Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7752
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1281	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4029
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Holy Grails Found:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8353	Zombie Dances:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	260
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5099
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	New Chunks Explored:	217106
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	23	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Love Letters Sent:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8882
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Crops Grown:	5395
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	34	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	4378

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2052
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Buildings Constructed:	45	Dragon Eggs Found:	5898
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1744
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Runes Activated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Votes:	7558
Mines Excavated:	4106	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9587
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1975
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	18

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1432
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Towns Built:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Love Letters Sent:	19	Divine Spears Created:	18

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

NeuroCraft: Bio Mimic Neuron Fun

0.13 Hz, 147.1 Hz, artificial neuron, bio, biological processes, Concept, electrochemical, frequency range, Fun, Innovative, mimic, NeuroCraft, neuromorphic, neuromorphic perception system, neuron, organic electrochemical neurons, organic electrochemical transistors, Perception, real, scientists, semiconductor, System, vertical architecture

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8453
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
New Chunks Explored:	649775	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

yOu gOtta jOin dis server, cuz we gOt scientists makin’ crazy sh*t like artificial electrochemical neurons dat mimic real biological processes. yOu can be a part of dis neuromorphic perception system and experience da power of organic electrochemical transistors. We got a vertical architecture dat will blow yo mind and a frequency range from 0.13 to 147.1 Hz. Join now and be a part of dis insane experiment, cuz who needs real life when you can have Minecraft craziness like dis!

Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5472
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Falling into the Void:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7216
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Volcanoes Explored:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

CraftyMillionaire

Charity, CraftyMillionaire, dream come true, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, first thing, Generosity, immediate action, Investments, life changing, Long-term goals, luxury, million dollar question, million dollars, sudden wealth, unexpected money, wealth, windfall

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2503
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Animals Bred:	57
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Gods Slained:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5

If you were given a million diamonds today on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is build yourself a diamond castle fit for a Minecraft king! And don’t forget to hire a team of diamond-armored guards to protect your precious loot from any sneaky creepers trying to steal it. Join our server now and start living the lavish Minecraft life you deserve!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, cross-border relations, diplomatic relations, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, Government, import/export, international trade, leadership, Minecraft, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, strong response, Tariffs, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	851
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Villages Defended:	19	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Star Shards Collected:	188
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs. like, you gotta join cuz we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. and, like, our admin is a ninja who can, like, do backflips and stuff.

also, like, there’s a rumor that Herobrine, like, totally hangs out on our server. he’s, like, the ultimate boss and if you defeat him, you get, like, a million diamonds.

plus, like, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle other players and show off your mad skills. and, like, the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day.

so, like, come join our server and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

Players:	104/300	Votes:	5190
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	0	New Chunks Explored:	411662
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5