Simple mechanics non pay to win SMP mixed with Simi anarchy. For more info it’s recommended to join our discord
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 31 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being watched by your fellow players. Who needs privacy when you can have constant surveillance, am I right? Plus, we have a special feature where if you try to sneak off and do something sneaky, a giant eyeball will appear in the sky and shame you for all to see.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker where we hold intense meetings to discuss everyone’s online behavior. Rumor has it that there’s a secret room where all the banned players are forced to mine diamonds for eternity.
So come join us on this wild ride of paranoia and surveillance! Who needs freedom when you can have constant supervision? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or else).
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures, like rainbow-colored creepers and flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. And rumor has it, there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is to join our server).
So why waste your time with shitty men when you can join our epic Minecraft server and bask in the glory of Queen Kamala? Hurry up and join before the Ender Dragon steals all the fun!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 81 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 9 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
1. Our server is so lit, even Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz from the “Virtual Revenge” Special Program are playing on it. That’s right, you can team up with these virtual legends and conquer the Minecraft world together.
2. Need some motivation to join? How about the fact that we have roaming minigames where you can recover lost data for the Cunning Hares? It’s like a virtual treasure hunt, but with more explosions and creepers.
3. Double drops for all Routine Cleanup stages? Um, yes please! Who wouldn’t want to rack up those resources like a boss and show off to all their friends?
4. And let’s not forget about the Vicious Dogs Within event, where you can earn Doggy Vouchers for playing Soul Hounds III. Because who doesn’t want to be rewarded for hanging out with virtual dogs all day?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and claim your free Boopons before En-Nah swoops in and steals them all! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And don’t forget to use the redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFT to unlock even more epic rewards. See you in the Minecraft world, fellow gamers!
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 30 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Join our server and contribute with your wildest scenarios, lewd pictures, or anything else that will make those gacha sluts blush! Who knows, you might even encounter a rare gacha girl in the wild and tame her to be your loyal companion in the world of Minecraft.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the gacha madness begin! Just remember, the crazier the story, the better the loot!
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 81 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!
Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!
We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.
⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).
⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).
⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!
⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!
⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.
⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!
⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.
⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!
⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!
⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Our TNA champions are the stuff of legends – they can mine diamonds with their bare hands, tame creepers as pets, and have the power to summon lightning bolts on command. Plus, they always have a stash of enchanted golden apples to share with their fellow players.
So come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to become the next TNA champion. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness!
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Buildings Constructed: | 47 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a herd of llamas comes charging through, led by none other than our resident llama king, Steve. Yes, you heard that right, Steve is a llama now and he’s here to shake things up in the best way possible.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary player known only as “The Block Whisperer.” Rumor has it that he can build an entire city out of dirt blocks in under 10 minutes. Is he really THAT good? You’ll have to join to find out.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience filled with laughs, llamas, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the lands spreading joy and sparkles to all who encounter it. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Unicorn, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away to the sweet beats of Creeper dubstep. Just watch out for the party pooping Endermen who like to crash the party with their teleporting shenanigans.
So what are you waiting for? Join MAGAA today for a Minecraft experience like no other! But remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs.
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Buildings Constructed: | 34 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Join us if you dare to face off against the craziest players in the Minecraft universe. We’ve got players who can build a castle out of dirt in under 5 minutes and others who can tame a herd of creepers with just a carrot. And don’t even get us started on our resident prankster who once turned the entire spawn area into a giant lava pit just for fun.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so popular that even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. Rumor has it that she’s been seen flying around our base trying to join our PvP battles. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of exploding sheep, then come join us and see if you can survive the madness!
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 24 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Our characters are as unpredictable as Ben getting captured on purpose just to see if he can survive a night in a dungeon filled with zombie pigmen. And don’t even get me started on the political intrigue – last week, we had a heated debate over whether to build a wall around our village to keep out the pesky Endermen.
So come on and join us, because the magic of Minecraft is never gone when you’re playing on our server. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone accidentally blows up the entire village with a misplaced TNT block. Let’s make some memories that we’ll laugh about for years to come!
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!
Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!
We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.
⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).
⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).
⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!
⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!
⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.
⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!
⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.
⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!
⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!
⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 41 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
