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Cape network

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CraftyGratitude
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being a parent? Look no further! Join our server for a wild time filled with crazy adventures and insane stories!Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of baby zombies come charging at you! But don’t worry, our server has special power-ups that turn them into adorable baby villagers instead. And that’s just the beginning!
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual family while also fending off creepers and skeletons. And if you need a break, take a nap with your youngest Minecraft pet – because we understand the importance of self-care, even in the virtual world.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that appreciates the small things, like sleeping in on Saturdays and taking naps? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the madness begin!
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BlueSkyCraft
so, like, imagine this, right? u got this server, and it’s like, the European Medicines Agency decided to ditch Elon Musk’s X for this server called Bluesky. like, what even is that? but get this, they said it was cuz the server had this magical potion that could cure any sickness or injury in the game. like, u fall off a cliff and break ur leg? no problem, just drink the potion and u good as new.but that’s not even the best part, bro. they also said that on this server, u can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbows out of ur butt. like, how crazy is that? and if u join now, u get a free pet unicorn that farts glitter. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that, amirite?
so come on, join the madness and chaos of this server where anything is possible. cuz who needs Elon Musk’s X when u got Bluesky, right?


