| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 2442 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 31 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 23 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4190 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
play.capenw.org
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 2176 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 | Enchantments Applied: | 224 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
Join us and experience the freedom to build and explore without someone constantly looking over your shoulder. No more texts from admins asking where you are or what you’re doing – on our server, you can fly under the radar and just enjoy the game.
Just like the OP’s mom showing up unannounced to help with DIY projects, our server is full of surprises. You never know what crazy events or challenges you might encounter while playing. It’s like a rollercoaster ride of excitement and unpredictability!
So, say goodbye to the overbearing servers that make you feel like a child, and join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs boundaries when you can have endless fun and laughter instead?
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 6075 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 11 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 41 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9101 |
So, like, you should totally join this Minecraft SMP because they have the most epic builds you’ve ever seen, like seriously, they make the Taj Mahal look like a dirt hut. And the players on the server are like, total legends, they’ve slayed more Ender Dragons than you’ve had hot dinners, I swear! Plus, there’s this one guy who once rode a pig off a cliff and survived, like what even is that?!
But wait, there’s more! If you join this Minecraft SMP, you’ll get to participate in the most epic PvP battles this side of the Nether. Like, you’ll be fighting off hordes of zombies and skeletons like it’s nobody’s business, and you’ll be doing it all while riding on the back of a llama wearing diamond armor. I mean, come on, how can you resist that kind of epicness?!
So, like, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP server of all time, then you better hop on board before the Ender Dragon eats all the cake. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 8852 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 21 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 44 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 19 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 36 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 437 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 |
But that’s not all, oh no. We also have a magical unicorn that roams the server, granting wishes to anyone who can catch it. Want infinite diamonds? Done. Want to fly like a bird? You got it. Want a sandwich that never runs out of peanut butter? Well, we can’t promise that one, but hey, it’s worth a shot!
And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunt. Rumor has it that deep within the mines lies a chest filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the path to the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right. A giant chicken. With. Laser. Eyes.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where your username is how you’d die…unless you can outsmart that laser-eyed chicken, of course. Good luck!
| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 1907 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 55 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Votes: | 9956 | Star Shards Collected: | 87 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 5593 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 35 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 22 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 8951 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 35 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| About Us |
|---|
| While marked as semi-vanilla, the actual experience is identically vanilla. We just use a few plugins to prevent grief, hook into discord, have a web map, etc. |
| Whitelisted server that ensures everyone you’ll meet is friendly and accepting. |
| LGBTQ+ Friendly and emphasizes inclusivity. |
| 16+ Dedicated Players with various activity and skill levels. |
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| (opt-in) Proximity Chat Mod | Uses Plasmo Voice for proximity chat. |
| Armor Stand Tools | Allows for various customization options for armor stands. |
| Discord > server chat | Enables communication between Discord and server chat. |
| Web based world map | High-quality map with multiple perspectives. |
| Gradual world border expansion | Keeps the gameplay fresh by expanding the world border. |
| Grief prevention | Systems in-place to detect and revert grief seamlessly. |
| Adult staff team | Experienced staff without power complexes. |
| Opt-in only PVP | Players can choose to participate in PVP. |
| Decorative player heads | Allows for decorative player heads in the game. |
| Decisions made by community vote | Community-driven decision-making process. |
| Sleep skip | Feature to skip the night by majority sleep. |
A: Head to smp.me to apply!
A: Yes, the server experience is practically vanilla with a few additional plugins for enhancements.
A: The server is for players aged 16 and above due to the community’s direction and activities.
A: Proximity chat, armor stand tools, Discord integration, web world map, world border expansion, grief prevention, adult staff team, opt-in PVP, decorative player heads, community vote decisions, and sleep skip.
A: The server does not offer keep inventory, different modes than survival, plugins that alter the vanilla experience, plugin/money-based economy, or donator perks with advantages.
| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 9483 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 1850 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Love Letters Sent: | 9 |
Come shill your small corpo oshi and vibe with us as we talk about all the former corpo talents who have moved on to bigger and better things. It’s a party in here, and everyone’s invited!
We’ve got threads for all kinds of corpos, from idol to kawaii to VAllure and beyond. It’s a wild ride through the world of vtubers, and you won’t want to miss out on the fun. So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and let’s make some memories together!
| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 2453 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 35 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 23 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
Build your dream venue, choose your favorite flowers, and bake all the chocolate cakes you desire without anyone telling you otherwise. Our server is a safe space for all brides-to-be who need a break from controlling mothers-in-law and fiancés who just can’t seem to see your side.
So come on over and let loose on our server, where you can unleash your inner bridezilla without any judgment. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual prince charming who will always have your back, no matter what his mom says. Join now and say “I do” to a stress-free Minecraft wedding experience!
| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 9728 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Runes Activated: | 7 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 4480 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 159 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 13 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 14 |
we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a team of ninja chickens! yea, u heard that right, ninja chickens! they’ll protect ur loot like no other!
we also have a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion where u can battle spooky ghosts for epic loot.
oh, and did we mention our custom-built mini-games like “TNT dodgeball” and “sheep racing”? yea, it’s as insane as it sounds!
so what r u waiting for? join our server now and let the fun begin! oh, and did we mention we have free pizza every friday? yea, u heard that right, FREE PIZZA!
| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 1187 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 9621 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Votes: | 608 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
our server is so lit that even herobrine himself plays here. he tried griefing once but we trolled him so hard he cried pixel tears.
come join us and become the coolest player in the universe. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re a loser, then you might.
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 4318 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 22 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 | Crops Grown: | 5868 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Zombie Dances: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 129 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Join us on this server and you’ll be feelin’ so relaxed, you won’t even remember why you were playin’ Minecraft in the first place. CBD be flowin’ through the air like pixie dust, makin’ everything feel like a dream.
And get this, fam – CBD ain’t just for chillin’, it’s also gonna help you with your alcohol problems! Say goodbye to them nasty cravings and hello to a whole new level of relaxation. CBD be workin’ its magic on your brain, makin’ addiction-related areas go “poof” like a magic trick.
So come on down to our server and join the party! We got CBD, we got crazy adventures, and we got a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans. Don’t miss out, yo!
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 4997 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5359 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 493 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6298 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Server Features | Details |
|---|---|
| Location | Australia/NZ |
| Server Type | SMP |
| Server Version | 1.21+ |
| Plugins | Lifesteal |
| Community | Growing |
A: Yes, the server is 24/7.
A: For the server IP and more information, please join the Discord server linked below.
A: Content creation is very welcome on the server.
A: The server was made only a few days ago and is looking to grow with more active members.
For more information and to join the server, please visit the Discord server: https://discord.gg/XZvKtn8Q9q
| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 9824 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Votes: | 1497 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 26 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Farms Harvested: | 988 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
But here’s the deal, on this server, we don’t care about all that nonsense! We just want to have a good time and build some epic stuff together. So, if you’re ready to man up and join us, then come on over and let’s get this party started! Who needs women when you got Minecraft, am I right? Let’s do this!
| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 8278 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Epic Battles Fought: | 17 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 3933 |
