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Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 2518 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 3805 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 7 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 15 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
Join us for a wild ride through the Great White North, where the creepers say “sorry” before exploding and the zombies are just overly polite lumberjacks. Our server is so Canadian, even the Ender Dragon wears a maple leaf on its back!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret Tim Hortons hidden somewhere in the world, where you can trade your diamonds for double doubles and maple glazed donuts. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Mountie Village, where the villagers ride moose instead of trading with emeralds.
So why wait? Come join our crazy Canadian Minecraft SMP and experience the most absurdly polite and poutine-filled adventure of your life! Oh, and did we mention that every player gets a free pet beaver upon joining? Eh, what are you waiting for, eh?