CraftyStarlinkGovDeal

Agreement, collaboration, Communication, connectivity, controversy, CraftyStarlinkGovDeal, Deal, elon musk, innovation, internet, Musk, Négotiation, Ontario government, Partnership, reinstated, rip up, Satellite, Space, starlink, Technology, threat

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	783
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	83	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

so like, u know that musk dude? ya, he made a deal with the ontario government for his starlink thingy but then was like nah imma rip it up. but then, get this, HOURS LATER he was like jk jk let’s do this! so like, if u wanna be part of this crazy rollercoaster ride, join our server cuz we got all the drama and excitement u need in ur minecraft life. plus, who knows, maybe musk will pop in and say hi while u building ur epic castle or whatever. join now for a wild time, fam!

Sneezy Surgeon’s Minecraft Mayhem

accident, death, health, Healthcare, Hospital, malpractice, MAYHEM, medical error, medical negligence, medical procedure, Minecraft, mortality, operating room, patient safety, Procedure, Risk, sneeze, Sneezy, Surgeon, Surgeons, surgery, surgical complications, Tragedy, tragic

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2070
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

so, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, dis server is so lit dat even da creepers be shakin in der boots. we got dragons flyin around like dey own da place and zombies doin da cha cha slide.

if u join dis server, u might even find a hidden treasure chest full of diamonds and emeralds. but be careful, cuz dere’s a rumor dat a ghost haunts da server and he’s always tryna steal yo loot.

oh, and did i mention dat da pigs can talk on dis server? yea, dey got some juicy gossip about da villagers and dey ain’t afraid to spill da tea.

so come join us on dis wild ride of a server, where anything can happen and u never know what crazy adventure awaits. just watch out for dat sneezing surgeon, u never know what might happen.

ZenithMC Network

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Medieval, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Whitelisted

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8114
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

What are you waiting for? Start your journey today!

zenithmc.fun

Starcrunch Network

Ability, Arrows, Cards, COOLDOWN, Discord, Duel, Entities, Events, exclusive, gamemode, health boost, Loser, Minigames, Network, Players, Points, PvP, Regenerate, Starcrunch, Survival, tiktok, Tnt, winner

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6739
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features	Survival, Events, Shuffled PvP Minigame
Shuffled PvP Minigame Description	1v1 PvP duel gamemode where players pick cards with various effects to duel each other, first to 5 points wins.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Shuffled PvP?	Shuffled is a 1v1 PvP duel gamemode where players pick cards with unique effects to use in battles.
How do you win in Shuffled?	The first player to reach 5 points by winning duels with their chosen cards wins the game.
Can I join the server?	Yes, you can join the server and participate in survival, events, and the Shuffled PvP minigame.
Is there a Discord server?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/TwxqYKYQAK

Eternal Love Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, comedy, Cultural differences, deity marriage, ETERNAL, FANTASY, intercultural marriage, Japanese folklore, love, Marriage, Marriage dynamics, Marriage humor, Marriage Struggles, mc, mythical creature, Realm, relationships, romantic comedy, romcom, Saneka, Supernatural, tanuki deity, traditional beliefs

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3586
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Towns Built:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like marrying a tanuki deity but in pixel form! Imagine building a house with your tanuki bae and going on crazy adventures together.

You’ll be mining diamonds and fighting creepers with your tanuki partner by your side, it’s like a romcom but with blocks and mobs.

Join now for a love story that’s more epic than any soap opera, plus who wouldn’t want a tanuki as their Minecraft spouse? It’s like a dream come true, but in a virtual world where anything is possible.

WifelessWeekend Minecraft Server

best friends, Boundaries, Communication, couples, Decision making, dynamic, exclusion, feelings, friendship, group dynamics, guys weekend, Minecraft, mutual friends, Priorities, quality time, relationships, Respect, Server, social life, Understanding, weekend plans, WifelessWeekend

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6552
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mines Excavated:	3613
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without any pesky girlfriends trying to crash your guys weekend!

We understand the importance of bro time, which is why we offer a safe space for you and your buddies to hang out, BBQ, drink beer, and game without any interruptions. No need to worry about hurt feelings or exclusions here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate guys weekend every day of the week! Who needs real friends when you have virtual ones who will never cancel on you for a book club meeting? Let’s game on, bros!

GrampsCraft: Sorry, Busy Mining!

birthday celebration, birthday dinner, busy, Communication, conflicting schedules, family, family conflicts, family drama, family dynamics, Family Events, family expectations, family gathering, family loyalty, family relationships, family responsibilities, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, generational differences, GrampsCraft, Grandfather, Mining, Overseas

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8955
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Runes Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate grandpa’s 80th birthday every day! 🎉

Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama, family feuds, and last-minute party cancellations! Will you be the one to save the birthday celebration from being ruined by angry uncles and silent group chats?

Build your own birthday dinner table, invite your virtual family members, and make sure to keep the party going even when others try to rain on your parade. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have it all in Minecraft?!

So come on over and join us for a grandpa-approved birthday bash that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your own family dynamics. Don’t miss out on the fun – because on this server, every day is a party! 🥳🎂🎈

Scroll2SMP: Reddit Rescue

browsing, Button, convenience, Enhancement, Feature, Feedback, FUNCTIONALITY, idea.., Improvement, navigation, Platform, reddit, rescue, scroll, Scroll2SMP, social media, suggestion, suggestion box, Technology, usability, user experience

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2187
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally insane! We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground base where we keep all our diamond blocks. And get this, every time you accidentally scroll to the top of the chat, there’s a magical button that teleports you back to where you were! It’s like, the best thing ever, trust me. Plus, we have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our wacky, wild, and totally random world!

TaxCraft: Elon’s Direct Savings

direct, Direct File, elon musk, Elons, financial decisions, H&R Block, IRS, MONEY, online filing, savings, tax credits, tax deductions, tax filing assistance, tax planning, tax preparation, tax refunds, tax returns, Tax season, tax software, tax tips, TaxCraft, TurboTax

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8160
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Void Gems Collected:	31
Runes Activated:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more twists and turns than Elon Musk’s tax returns! Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises and adventures that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Our server is so innovative that even Elon Musk himself couldn’t handle the level of creativity we bring to the table. We’ve got more hidden treasures than a secret offshore bank account and more surprises than a tax audit.

Forget about TurboTax and HR Block, on our server, we’ll help you save money in ways you never thought possible. Just like Elon ditched Direct File for his tax returns, you’ll want to ditch your old Minecraft server and join us for a truly out-of-this-world experience.

So come on down and join us for a tax-free adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning the very fabric of reality. Who needs Elon Musk when you’ve got our Minecraft server?

GraffitiCraft: Shocking Builds

anti-semitism, Automotive Industry, Builds, criminal behavior, criminal damage, defacement, electric cars, Graffiti, GraffitiCraft, hate crime, hate symbols, luxury vehicles, Netherlands, Police investigation, racial discrimination, security footage, Shocking.., SHOWROOM, Spray Paint, swastikas, tesla, The Hague, Vandalism

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2574
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	344
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Towns Built:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

haha u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got a tesla showroom in The Hague but instead of cars we got PIGS running around with swastikas painted on their backs lmao. like wtf who comes up with this stuff? join us for a wild ride of chaos and madness, where anything can happen and everything is possible. come on, you know you wanna be a part of this insanity. let’s goooooooo! 🐷🤪🚗💥

Pee Stream River Dolphins

Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal habits, animal research, animal studies, aquatic animals, biology, dolphin behavior, dolphins, Environmental Science, Marine Biology, marine mammals, natural world, Pee, pee streams, river, river dolphins, social behavior, strange behaviors, Stream, urine spraying, water mammals, wildlife, zoology

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3775
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	378	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server where river dolphins launch pee streams into the air! Like, who even knew river dolphins could do that, right? It’s like a golden shower but with dolphins, bro!

We don’t know why they do it, but it’s gotta be for some kind of social function, right? Maybe they’re marking their territory or trying to impress the ladies, who knows? All we know is it’s lit AF and you gotta see it to believe it!

So, if you wanna witness the most epic pee streams in Minecraft history, come join us! Plus, our server has all the usual stuff like epic builds, mini-games, and a community that’s as wild as those dolphin pee streams. Don’t miss out, join now and experience the madness for yourself!

OpAnarchy Prison

Community, Economy, Encourage, Enjoyable, Enjoyable Experience, Friendly staff, Fun, Helpful, Helpful Staff, host, inquire, Lag-free, new players, Opanarchy, Prison, prison server, respectful, Server, Skyblock, Spawn, try out

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1622
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Enchantments Applied:	266	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3

OPAnarchy is one of the best prison servers. Our server is lag-free, with a great server host. We respect everyone and our staff are friendly and helpful, and will help you with any inquire you have. If youve never played a prison server before and dont have a clue what to do, we have that already setup just for you new players, that we encourage greatly to try out, as it is very fun and enjoyable. If you take your second right from when you spawn, it will tell you what a prison server is, and what to do. We encourage everyone to come try it out, and we hope to see you with us very soon.

play.opanarchy.net:25659

Torrent Network

Arenas, Custom Armor, Duels, Exports, Factions, Fishing system, Gem economy, Guild system, Honor system, Imports, king of the hill, legendary armor, Movecraft, Multiple Currencies, Network, passion updates., player reporting, Player Shops, Politics, Raids, Stealing Allowed, Tools, torrent

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5055
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Votes:	7922
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Welcome to the Torrent Network!

IP	torrentsmp.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/torrent
Versions

Join us, in an epic adventure, on the legendary Torrent Network. Experience unique and immersive storylines including quests, events, and in-game lore on our epic servers. We currently have a fully developed survival and creative server, with the most unique Lifesteal SMP you’ve ever seen.

Features:

Survival:

– An awesome tight-knit community and a real survival experience

– Movecraft (moving vehicles) with custom classes

– Quests with custom storylines and lore including boss fights!

– Fully integrated economy system with player shops

– Custom armor and tools

– Anti-grief systems and world districts to explore

SkyFactions (Launches June):

– Skyblock; with some twists

– The ability to raid other islands!

– Join or create a faction to play with! Get your own faction island. Politics, imports and exports, faction raids, and more

– Gem economy with many epic custom items and lore

Lifesteal:

– Quests & jobs

– Epic PvP with teams/clans

– Custom modeled/textured legendary armor and tools

– King of the Hill

– Multiple currencies and sources of income with an integrated economy system

– Custom honor/reputation system with player reporting. Guild system is planned!

– Duels & Arenas

– Custom fishing system

– Griefing and stealing allowed!

Come to Torrent Network, your new home server! This server has everything you need and is constantly being updated with passion. Hope to see you there at torrentsmp.com

Crystal Kingdom Quests 1.20.6

1.20.6, crystal, gender, Identity, Individuality, Kingdom, Personal, Pronouns, Quests, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-affirmation, self-assertion, self-definition, self-empowerment, self-exploration, Self-expression, self-identification, self-realization, self-validation

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9180
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Dragons Tamed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Players Killed by Monsters:	8882
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Join this Minecraft server if you want to experience a wild ride through a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination.

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, so get ready to explore new dimensions, battle epic bosses, and build the craziest structures you can think of.

And don’t even get me started on the community – we’ve got players from all over the world, each with their own unique playstyle and sense of humor.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as it is fun, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just make sure to bring your sense of adventure and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

EatCraft Server – Minecraft Server

Acid Reflux, Cancer, chemotherapy, doctor’s orders, EatCraft, fast food, healing, health, Healthy Eating, Junk Food, Minecraft, movies, Nausea, nutrition, obesity, Ovary, REST, Server, Soda, surgery, tumor, Worried

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7190
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the healing power of virtual blocks! Join us and build your way to health and happiness, just like my daughter f21 is building her way through BEP chemo.

On our server, you can feast on virtual spaghetti pizza and coke while preparing for intense battles against nausea and acid reflux mobs. Who needs healthy food when you have unlimited virtual takeout options?

Forget about resting, we encourage our players to go out to the virtual movies and explore the virtual world while they should be healing. It’s all about living life to the fullest, even if it’s in a blocky pixelated world.

Join us now and show my daughter that taking health seriously is overrated! Let’s build, battle, and conquer together on our outrageous Minecraft server.

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