Canuck Craft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Miyamoto’s Hardcore Minecraft Server 1.20.2

1.20.2, average user, Casual Gaming, Difficulty, game accessibility, game design, game development, game difficulty, gaming industry, Grandma, GRANDPA, Hardcore, hardcore gamers, Mario series, Minecraft, Miyamoto, Miyamotos, Nintendo, pick up and play, player experience, regret, Server, Shigeru Miyamoto, super mario sunshine

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3180
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the same regret Miyamoto felt when he made Mario Sunshine too hard for hardcore gamers. We want everyone, even grandma and grandpa who haven’t played in 10+ years, to join and be utterly confused by the chaos and madness that awaits. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a glitchy nightmare – you won’t know what hit you! So come on, dive into the insanity and regret nothing (except maybe your sanity).

“Lost Realms: Chronicles” 1.21.4

1.21.4, Biological, Caring, children, Chronicles, city, climate, Conquest, forgiving, Heart, History, Infrastructure, integrated, inventions, Lost, MONEY, Nations, people, Realms, Religion, Resources, shitskin, society, Western, white race

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5796
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of epic proportions! Forget about the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only threat is creepers blowing up your creations. Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and have fun without worrying about shitskins ruining the experience.

With a community of like-minded players who understand the importance of keeping our virtual world pure and white, you can rest assured that your creations will be safe from any unwanted influences. Plus, our server is filled with amazing builds, exciting challenges, and endless possibilities for you to unleash your creativity.

So why wait? Join us now and experience a world where the only color that matters is the one you choose for your pixelated skin. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and show off your skills to your fellow players. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time!

DiscoveryCraft

#youtube, Beginner, Content Creator, creativity, digital age, discovery, DiscoveryCraft, Entertainment, First Video, internet, Memories, Nostalgia, online platform, Personal, Self-expression, sharing, social media, storytelling, Technology, video creation, vlog

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7229
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	220
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	122	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	25	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is like a trippy acid trip mixed with a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow!

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure filled with crazy builds, insane challenges, and a community of players who are just as nutty as you are. Trust me, once you step foot in this pixelated wonderland, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Click that link and prepare to have your mind blown! 🌈🌀🚀 #MinecraftMadness

Epic Horizon Minecraft Server

big, COLOSSAL, considerable, Dimensions, enormous, Epic, Excessive, Extensive, Gigantic, HORIZON, HUGE, Immense, Large, Limit, Massive, Minecraft, oversized, scale, Server, SIZE, substantial, too much, vast

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9563
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Chimeras Created:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Join our Minecraft server and find out how big is too big! We’ve got giant blocks, massive structures, and endless possibilities for you to explore. Get lost in a world where everything is oversized and nothing is off limits. Why settle for small when you can go big or go home? Join now and see if you can handle the epic scale of our server. Don’t be a square, come join the fun!

Casualty Crew Minecraft SMP

Accidents, Adrenaline, bets, BETTING, car casualties, casualty, Competition, crashes, CREW, drivers, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, f1, Formula 1, gambling, Grand Prix, high risk, Minecraft, motorsport, predictions, Race Team, Racing, smp, sports, Teams

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8614
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Enchantments Applied:	161
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t grief too much, but who’s counting?).

We’ve got players who can build entire cities in a day, players who can tame dragons and ride them into battle, and players who have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!

Join now and place your bets on who will be the next player to accidentally blow up their own house with TNT, or who will be the first to tame a herd of wild llamas and ride them into the sunset. The possibilities are endless on our server, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CringeCraft

awkward, blunder, cringe-worthy, CringeCraft, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing anecdote, embarrassing confession, embarrassing experience, embarrassing faux pas, embarrassing incident, embarrassing mishap, Embarrassing moment, embarrassing situation, embarrassing story, funny, Humiliating, Memory, mistake, mortifying, Regrettable, shameful

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6599
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Towns Built:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Remember that time you accidentally called your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class? Well, forget about that because on our Minecraft server, you can create epic builds and battle it out with other players to become the ultimate ruler of the land! Join us and make new memories that will make your old embarrassing ones seem like a walk in the park. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where you can strike it rich and become the wealthiest player around. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave your embarrassing memories in the dust!

PangolinPillageCraft

#authorities, arrest, Endangered species, illegal wildlife trade, Major, Nigeria, Nigerian, Nigerian authorities, Over 2 Tons, Pangolin, Pangolin Protection, Pangolin Scales, Pangolin Trafficking, PangolinPillageCraft, Seize, Seizure, SUSPECT, Trafficking Suspect, wildlife, wildlife conservation, wildlife trafficking

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5525
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Secret Passages Found:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Astral Projections Made:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

come join our minecraft server where we have more excitement than nigerian authorities seizing pangolin scales! we got so much fun, you’ll be arrested for trafficking in good times! build your own pangolin sanctuary and protect those cute little guys from the evil poachers. but watch out, there’s a major suspect on the loose trying to steal all the pangolins for himself. team up with other players to take him down and save the day! join now for a wild adventure like no other!

NoFear News Server

CLICKBAIT, critical thinking, digital journalism, ethical journalism, fear-inducing articles, fear-mongering, for-profit news industry, information overload, journalism ethics, Media bias, Media influence, media literacy, media manipulation, media responsibility, News, news consumption, news cycle, nofear, public perception, readership, sensationalism, Server, social media impact

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4847
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Crops Grown:	4296
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

LOLZ COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER IF U WANNA ESCAPE THE FEAR-INDUCING NEWS INDUSTRY! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE CLICKBAIT HEADLINES AND ZOMBIES THAT MOAN LIKE SCARY POLITICIANS! BUILD A HOUSE AND HIDE FROM THE FAKE NEWS MONSTERS! ALSO, OUR DIAMONDS ARE MADE OF UNICORN TEARS AND OUR PIGS CAN FLY! TRUST US, IT’S BETTER THAN READING ABOUT THE END OF THE WORLD! #FAKENEWSFREEZONE #MINECRAFTFORLIFE

Impatiently Patient Craft

#impatience, agreeable, coping, coping mechanisms, Craft, DELAY, delayed gratification, emotional intelligence, emotional regulation, emotional skills, emotions, Empathy, feelings, Frustration, Impatiently, inappropriate, patience, patient, self-regulation, tolerance, Understanding, UNFAIR, unreasonable

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6763
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Are you tired of waiting around for things to happen on your boring old Minecraft server? Are you sick of feeling impatience creeping up on you like a sneaky creeper? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. Our server is like a magical land where patience is a thing of the past and impatience reigns supreme. You’ll never have to wait for anything again, because everything happens instantly!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and BAM! You’ve got a full inventory in seconds. You’re building a castle and BOOM! It’s finished before you can say “redstone.” Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll feel like you’re living in a Minecraft fever dream.

But that’s not all! Our community is full of the most patient players you’ll ever meet. They’ll help you navigate our crazy world and show you the ropes. Plus, our staff is always on hand to make sure you’re having the time of your life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to impatience forever. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Banana Sandwich

#addons, 1.21.4, banana, Cheating, dedicated members, diamond-based, Discord, Events, Good Vibes, Griefing, Invisible item frames, Join, Minigames, new players, Passionate players, Player Base, Plooop, sandwich, Server, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2276
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.21.4
Addons	Minimal (Playerheads, Armor stand editor, invisible item frames)
Economy	Diamond-based
Community	Average age in the lower 20s, but all ages welcome!
Voice Chat	Yes, we love to chat!

FAQ

How can I join the server?

Contact Plooop on Discord and join using this link.

What kind of players are you looking for?

We’re looking for dedicated members who are passionate about Minecraft and follow our basic rules of no griefing or cheating.

Do you have any events or minigames on the server?

Yes, we host fun events and minigames regularly to keep the community engaged and excited.

Is the server newbie-friendly?

Yes, new players are welcome to join and explore the server with the help of our dedicated player base.

Minecraft server: Echoes of Elysium

(Audio), 11, 11th volume, audio control, audio levels, Echoes, Elysium, high volume, Levels, long tail, loud, loud control, loud music, Minecraft, Music, music control, music volume, Server, Sound, sound control, sound levels, volume control, Volumes

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3505
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Ores Mined:	5375	Alien Abductions:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Yo, listen up you blockheads! If you ain’t playin’ on this server, you’re missing out big time! We got volumes cranked up to 11, so you can hear those creepers sneaking up on you from a mile away. And let me tell ya, the PvP battles here are so intense, it’s like watching a llama fight a zombie! Plus, our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Fearful Boboid Minecraft SMP

alarmed, anxious, apprehensive, Boboid, Boboids, Bottom, distressed, fear, Fearful, frightened, horrified, intimidated, long tail, Minecraft, Nervous, panicky, petrified, Scared, smp, Terrified, timid, uneasy, Worried

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8526
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started forming dance parties instead of exploding! – The villagers have formed a secret underground society where they trade emeralds for rare enchanted items… and dance battles. – Our server owner once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. True story. – We have a secret hidden treasure chest that contains unlimited diamonds, but you have to defeat a horde of killer bunnies to get to it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see if you can survive the madness! Remember, the bottom is in…whatever that means.

FiancéCraft Minecraft Server

Best Friend, Boundaries, Chronic illness, Commitment, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Empathy, Fiance, FiancéCraft, flare up, friendship, love, loyalty, Minecraft, Priorities, relationships, Respect, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7298
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Towns Built:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Votes:	3127	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	471
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	24	Star Shards Collected:	242

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value love and loyalty above all else! Join us for insane adventures and outrageous stories that will make you forget all about real life drama.

Need a break from friends who don’t understand your priorities? Look no further! On our server, we support each other through thick and thin, no matter how crazy the circumstances.

Imagine building a virtual world where your love for your partner shines brighter than any diamond block. Take care of your in-game loved ones and watch your relationships flourish in ways you never thought possible.

So why join our server? Because here, we don’t just play Minecraft – we live it, love it, and laugh through it all. Come be a part of our wacky community and experience a gaming experience like no other. Plus, we have virtual hugs and support for days – who needs real-life drama when you have a Minecraft family like ours?

MentalLoadMinecraft

adhd, children, coeliac, Communication, communication breakdown, Defensive, Dinner, Empathy, family dynamics, Frustration, household organizing, Marriage, Mental load, MentalLoadMinecraft, overstimulated, parenting, pasta, sulking, Support, Understanding

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	868
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the mental load of motherhood better than anyone else! Join us for a wild adventure filled with chopping blocks, cooking up virtual pasta, and avoiding overstimulation at all costs.

Our server is perfect for those with AuDHD (totally not a made-up condition), as we provide a safe space to escape the chaos of real life and dive into the blocky world of Minecraft. Plus, our community is full of understanding players who will never add to your mental load by asking unnecessary questions about pasta portions.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind – unless, of course, you’re worried about creepers blowing up your creations, in which case, you’re on your own!

AnxietyCraft: Real or Virtual?

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, challenging beliefs, Cognitive Distortions, coping mechanisms, emotional well being, fear, intrusive thoughts, irrational thoughts, managing anxiety, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, negative self-talk, panic attacks, real, relaxation techniques, seeking help, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, self-doubt, stress, Therapy, virtual

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9722
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Crops Grown:	9390
Falling into the Void:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

Are creepers constantly whispering in your ear that you’ll never find diamonds? Are skeletons shooting arrows of self-doubt at you every time you try to build a house? Join our Minecraft server and banish those anxiety-inducing mobs for good! Our server is a safe haven where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a land of endless possibilities. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and maybe even find that elusive Ender Dragon to prove your anxiety wrong once and for all. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this epic adventure!

Players:	108/600	Votes:	2387
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Enchantments Applied:	91
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4486	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31