CantHaveItMC SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5507
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	142	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	201	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that you absolutely HAVE to join! Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server in the whole universe. We got diamonds for days, bro. And the mobs? Oh man, they’re like supermodels, all dressed up in fancy armor and ready to party.

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn town is like a giant disco ball, with villagers busting out their best dance moves 24/7. And don’t even get me started on the Nether. We’ve got a secret portal that leads to a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking creepers. It’s wild, bro.

And get this, if you join our SMP, you’ll get your very own pet dragon. Yeah, you heard me right. A freakin’ DRAGON. You can ride it into battle and roast those pesky skeletons with its fiery breath. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, bro.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic adventure and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP of all time. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies…they’re no joke.

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2289
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Dragons Tamed:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Runes Activated:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Potions Brewed:	62	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9723
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Mines Excavated:	4797
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	193	Magic Items Found:	8947

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4802
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mines Excavated:	4075
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5601
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mines Excavated:	1244	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4026
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9625
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	2855	Dragon Eggs Found:	5967
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Endless Night Skies:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	227
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Animals Bred:	57	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Mines Excavated:	4129	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	173
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7730
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	4503	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Chimeras Created:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Zombie Dances:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	133
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Animals Bred:	131
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8897
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Alien Abductions:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1406
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Dimension Hops:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3210
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	347
Buildings Constructed:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9360
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Void Gems Collected:	35	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2263
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Void Gems Collected:	38
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Enchantments Applied:	181
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3390
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!