Can’t-opie Server: We’re Semi-Vanilla, But Fully Hilarious! Join the Fun, No Squares Allowed!

Allowed, atmosphere, BUILD, Cantopie, collaboration, Community, Datapacks, Discord, dynamic map, Events, Feedback, Fully, Fun, hats, hilarious, ideas, Join, Moderation, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, soft border, Spigot, squares, stress free, TOWN, Tpa, Vanilla

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7635
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Minecraft Server Overview

About	We are a community-focused, Hermitcraft-like server with an emphasis on collaboration. Our average player age is early to mid-20’s. We want you to meet new friends through working together on builds, events, building towns, or getting to know each other in discord! We just reset the map today, July 13th and we won’t reset again until the community calls for it!
Server Settings	Hard Mode Survival, 1.21, Vanilla
What We Offer	Soft Border – You will be able to explore to your heart’s content, but everything outside the 8K soft border may be deleted for future content. Semi-Vanilla – This server is running Spigot and we have only added plugins that have NO effect on the vanilla feel. This means no TPA, land protecting or any plugins that alter vanilla mechanics. Dynamic Map where you can view everyone’s builds in (nearly) real time! NEW HATS – which hosts a variety of custom hats for you to wear! DATAPACKS – Including Armor Stands, Mobhead drops, invisible item frames, and more! Weekly Server Events – Each week we host fun events ranging from UHC to brand-new games! Community Builds – Including a shopping mall, campground, farms and more.

★ Wanna join us? Check us out on the server or in Discord

Information:

★ IP: canopymc.net

★ Discord: https://canopymc.net/discord

★ Dynmap: https://canopymc.net/map

FAQ

Question	Answer
How often is the map reset?	We just reset the map on July 13th and won’t reset again until the community calls for it.
What type of server is it?	We are a community-focused, Hermitcraft-like server with an emphasis on collaboration.
How many players are typically online?	We typically have 50 people online at any given time.

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6432
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Emeralds Found:	3931

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9770
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Buildings Constructed:	34	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Void Gems Collected:	24	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Zombies Smell Bad Server

Apocalypse, bad, Brain-eating, decay, decomposing, Disgusting, Flesh-eating, Gruesome, Horrible, Horror, post-apocalyptic, putrid, REANIMATED, Rotting, Server, smell, stench, Survival, Terrifying, Undead, walking dead, zombies

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3811
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got zombies dat smell so bad, dey make u wanna puke. but dont worry, we also got zombie repellent dat u can use to keep dem away. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can hide from dem stinky zombies and plan ur attack.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds when u feed dem? yeah, u heard me right. FLYING PIGS. so come join us and get rich quick with dem diamond-droppin’ pigs.

also, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava. it’s super dangerous but also super fun. so hop on and try not to burn ur butt off.

so what u waitin’ for? come join our crazy minecraft server and have the time of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

V For Vanilla

Community, dedicated server, FAIRPLAY, Finland hosted, Freebuild, International, minimal rules, no cheating, No Duping, No Griefing, No map resets, Random Spawn, Small Community, Survival, Survival multiplayer, TNT bombers exception, True vanilla, unaltered gameplay, Vanilla, Welcoming, world border 30M

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1439
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Astral Projections Made:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Animals Bred:	120	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

V For Vanilla Server

Server IP: VForV.net

Server Discord: https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS

Version: Java 1.21.3

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

Information	Details
World Border	At 30M
Map Resets	No
Spawn Area	Random, unprotected
TPA & Sethome	No
Griefing & Killing	Allowed
Duping	No (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat Moderation	Not strictly moderated
Server Location	Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

MysticCraft Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, ANONYMOUS, anonymous request, assistance required, community support, digital assistance, forum post, help needed, internet plea, internet plea for help, mysterious request, MysticCraft, No. 274837758, onegai, Online Community, online forum, online help, online help request, online mystery, online support, Realm, Request

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6666
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magic Items Found:	4199
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the most epic and mind-blowing adventures you’ve ever seen in your life!

We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers, unicorns that poop diamonds, and creepers that explode into confetti!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets a pet llama that can talk and tell jokes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown into a million tiny pieces of awesomeness!

CraftyInLawFixer

Airbnb, Costs, cracked bathtub, CraftyInLawFixer, family dynamics, father in-law, Food, home repairs, Hurricanes, lodging, maintenance, MONEY, North Carolina, Painting, plumber, restaurant meals, running toilets, SINK, spare bedroom, UNFAIR, vacation

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7578
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Are you tired of family members coming over and expecting payment for their “help” around the house? Join our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to deal with any unexpected bills from your in-laws!

On our server, you can build and repair to your heart’s content without worrying about cracked bathtubs or surprise invoices. Plus, we have a special “Family-Free Zone” where relatives are not allowed to enter, so you can game in peace without any unwanted DIY disasters.

So come join us and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun! Who knew Minecraft could be the ultimate family therapy?

GymCraft SMP: Just respawn at the gym!

Accountability, Consistency, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness goals, goal-setting, gym, gymcraft, healthy lifestyle, mental health, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, physical health, positive mindset, respawn, self-care, self-discipline, smp, staying active, Time management, workout routine

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2022
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	132
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16

Bro, forget the gym, join our Minecraft SMP instead! We got virtual workouts for your fingers, bro! You gotta mine those blocks and build those houses to get those gains, bro! Plus, we got a secret underground dungeon where you can battle virtual monsters and level up your character. It’s like CrossFit, but for gamers, bro! So ditch the gym and join our SMP for the ultimate workout experience! Let’s get those virtual gains, bro!

Blocky Bleeps & Blasphemy

bad language, bad word, blasphemy, Bleeps, blocky, CURSE, curse word, cuss, cuss word, dirty word, expletive, Favorite, foul language, naughty word, obscenity, offensive language, profane expression, Profanity, Swear, swear word, taboo language, vulgarity

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3825
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Animals Bred:	39	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124
Falling into the Void:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	4394	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of being censored on other Minecraft servers for using your favorite bad words? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage all the profanity you can handle! Let those F-bombs fly as you build, mine, and battle your way through our wild and wacky world.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wielding a flaming sword made of cheese. Plus, every time you swear, a magical unicorn appears to grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, or a lifetime supply of pizza).

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner potty mouth and have a hilarious time with a community of like-minded players, come join us on the server where swearing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Let the chaos and craziness begin!

Cable Crush Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, cable, Cable damage, Chinese name, Crush, cybersecurity, damaged, diplomatic tensions, east asia, intercepts, international relations, internet connectivity, investigation, maritime security, Minecraft, naval operations, Server, Ship, Surveillance, suspected, taiwan, telecommunications, territorial disputes, underwater cable

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4575
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Crops Grown:	1780
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Farms Harvested:	354

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, like taiwan intercepting a ship with a chinese name, but instead of underwater cables, we’re all about building epic stuff in minecraft! join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re the underwater cable in this scenario, then maybe you will regret it. but who cares about underwater cables when you can be building a giant potato house with us?! come join the fun, you won’t be disappointed.

WarriorCraft: 13-Year Suicide High

13-year high, 13year, combat stress, crisis intervention, HIGH, Israeli army, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, Military, military service, ongoing war, ptsd, soldiers, stress, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention, Suicide rate, suicide risk factors, war trauma, WarriorCraft

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4678
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3718
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Magic Items Found:	2554	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make the Israeli army’s suicide rate look like child’s play? Well, look no further, cuz this server is the bomb (not literally, we don’t condone explosions here, unless it’s creeper-related)!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a dysfunctional family (in a good way, of course). Plus, our mods are so on point, they make the Israeli army look like a bunch of amateurs.

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real-life wars when you can have virtual ones that are way more entertaining? Let’s build, mine, and troll each other to our hearts’ content. See you on the battlefield, soldier!

Up For Blocks Down For Ores

accepting, affirmative, agreeable, amenable, blocks, consenting, down for it, eager, enthusiastic, Excited, favorable, Game, Inclined, interested, Keen, open to it, Ores, Positive, PREPARED, Ready, up for it, willing

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7017
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	104	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

LOL COME JOIN DIS SERVER WHERE U CAN BUILD ALL DA THINGS AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH CREEPERS. WE GOT DIAMONDS COMIN OUT DA WAZOO AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY.

ONE TIME, A PLAYER BUILT A CASTLE SO BIG IT REACHED DA MOON AND HE FOUND CHEESE UP THERE. TRUE STORY.

ANOTHER TIME, A PLAYER TAMED A DRAGON AND RODE IT INTO BATTLE AGAINST AN ARMY OF ZOMBIES. THE DRAGON WON, OBVS.

SO IF U WANNA HAVE A BLAST, COME JOIN US. AND REMEMBER, SAYING U “UP FOR SOMETHING” IS DA SAME AS SAYING U “DOWN FOR SOMETHING.” MIND BLOWN.

Potion Pals: Depressed Block Babes

Babes, BLOCK, Depressed, PALS, Potion

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9819
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	5007	Falling into the Void:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Mines Excavated:	1953
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Villages Defended:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

so like, this server is like a magical pill for your brain, man. like, if you join, you’ll be surrounded by young, healthy women who are like, super smart and stuff. but get this, they also have depression-like patterns of thinking. but it’s cool, because it’s all part of the experience, you know? like, it’s a whole new level of cognitive processing that will blow your mind. and if you’re feeling down, don’t worry, because everyone here is on oral contraceptives, which apparently makes the depression-like patterns even stronger. so come join us and let your brain go on a wild ride of emotions and cognitive processing like never before!

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

6 year old map, adult content, Beautiful, BROKE, Builds, Chaos, Cheats, Computer, Door, Glowstix, GRIEFED.., Lag, lawlessmc, Live Stream, opt-in, Pigman, R rated movie, restriction, smp, Spawn, streaming, supervision, Withers, zombie

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8997
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Runes Activated:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Chaos Incarnate
Server IP	lawlessmc.com
Map Age	6 years
Live Stream	twitch.tv/wilder0p
Rules	NO CHEATS ALLOWED

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on this server?	This server is chaos incarnate, so anything can happen. However, cheating is not allowed.
How old is the map on this server?	The map is 6 years old with plenty of huge and beautiful builds.
Can players opt-in to being streamed on Twitch?	Yes, any player can opt-in to being streamed at twitch.tv/wilder0p. New players are automatically streamed for the first few minutes of their play.
Is the server family-friendly?	No, this server has no restrictions on adult content and is not family-friendly without active adult supervision.

Desert Oasis Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, black dick, black men, cultural attraction, desert, Diversity, ethnicity, exotic women, Exoticism, fetishization, fetishize, hot, Interracial Relationships, middle eastern, Multiculturalism, Oasis, Persian, Race, Realms, sexual preferences, Sexualization, societal norms, Stereotypes, Usa

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7835
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Towns Built:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild party where Persian vibes meet American obsession with black dudes! It’s like a cultural mashup of epic proportions, like a kebab taco fusion! You’ll be mining diamonds while pondering the mysteries of interracial love, it’s like a mind-blowing trip through the desert of diversity! Join now and expand your horizons, bro!

BridalBashCraft Minecraft Server

acne scars, aita, bridal shower, BridalBashCraft, christmas dessert, Cousins wedding, designer bag, engagement ring, exclusion, family gatherings, future brother-in-law, Girlfriend, intimate event, materialism, Minecraft, negative opinion, reddit, Server, social media, thinning hairline, Wedding

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6816
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	126078	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Gods Slained:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old bridal showers with no drama? Join our Minecraft server for the most epic bridal shower ever! We have a special event where you can invite all your frenemies and watch the chaos unfold.

Imagine Lili logging in and seeing your virtual engagement ring worth $30k, just to one-up her! And don’t worry, we have a feature where you can critique everything from the flowers to the decor, just like Lili at that cousin’s wedding.

But wait, there’s more! You can also settle the height debate once and for all in our virtual world. And if anyone dares to mention your designer bag, you can publicly shame them in front of the entire server.

Join now and let the drama begin! Who needs a real bridal shower when you can have a Minecraft one filled with snide remarks and passive-aggressive behavior? Let’s make Lili regret ever crossing you in the first place!