Can’t-opie Server: We’re Semi-Vanilla, But Fully Hilarious! Join the Fun, No Squares Allowed!

Allowed, atmosphere, BUILD, Cantopie, collaboration, Community, Datapacks, Discord, dynamic map, Events, Feedback, Fully, Fun, hats, hilarious, ideas, Join, Moderation, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, soft border, Spigot, squares, stress free, TOWN, Tpa, Vanilla

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	582
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	7697	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Divine Spears Created:	30

New Minecraft Servers

Minecraft Server Overview

About	We are a community-focused, Hermitcraft-like server with an emphasis on collaboration. Our average player age is early to mid-20’s. We want you to meet new friends through working together on builds, events, building towns, or getting to know each other in discord! We just reset the map today, July 13th and we won’t reset again until the community calls for it!
Server Settings	Hard Mode Survival, 1.21, Vanilla
What We Offer	Soft Border – You will be able to explore to your heart’s content, but everything outside the 8K soft border may be deleted for future content. Semi-Vanilla – This server is running Spigot and we have only added plugins that have NO effect on the vanilla feel. This means no TPA, land protecting or any plugins that alter vanilla mechanics. Dynamic Map where you can view everyone’s builds in (nearly) real time! NEW HATS – which hosts a variety of custom hats for you to wear! DATAPACKS – Including Armor Stands, Mobhead drops, invisible item frames, and more! Weekly Server Events – Each week we host fun events ranging from UHC to brand-new games! Community Builds – Including a shopping mall, campground, farms and more.

★ Wanna join us? Check us out on the server or in Discord

Information:

★ IP: canopymc.net

★ Discord: https://canopymc.net/discord

★ Dynmap: https://canopymc.net/map

FAQ

Question	Answer
How often is the map reset?	We just reset the map on July 13th and won’t reset again until the community calls for it.
What type of server is it?	We are a community-focused, Hermitcraft-like server with an emphasis on collaboration.
How many players are typically online?	We typically have 50 people online at any given time.

ToxicBabyDaddy Minecraft Server

addiction, baby daddy drama, co-parenting challenges, enabling behavior, Minecraft, parenting struggles, Server, setting boundaries, standing up for children, supporting friends, tough choices, tough conversations, Tough Decisions, tough love, toxic ex, toxic relationship, ToxicBabyDaddy, unhealthy dynamics, unhealthy relationships

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7477
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when someone steals your diamonds! Our server is a safe haven from toxic exes and baby daddies who can’t get their act together.

Join us for a chance to build your dream world without any unwanted distractions. Plus, we have a strict no pill-addicted baby daddies policy, so you can game in peace knowing that your virtual world is free from real-life drama.

Don’t let your friend’s poor life choices bring you down, come join us and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house!

BroFavorNoMoreCraft

Boundaries, BroFavorNoMoreCraft, brother, cat, Communication, family, family dynamics, favoritism, Favors, Generosity, pet accommodations, pet allergies, pet care, pet favoritism, pet owners, pet sitting, Pets, relationships, Resentment, Siblings

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3337
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Void Gems Collected:	39
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family feud over a cat? Look no further! Join our server where we promise to never say no to looking after your virtual pets, no matter how many spare rooms we have available!

We understand the importance of returning favors, so if you scratch our back, we’ll scratch yours…literally, if you have a cat in the game. Our community is all about helping each other out, whether it’s taking care of virtual kids or making sure your Minecraft cat is well-fed and entertained.

But beware, if you don’t return the favor, you might find yourself in a virtual pickle, just like our friend who had to find a new home for her cat because her brother’s wife said no. Don’t be like her, join our server and experience the true meaning of virtual family drama and generosity!

2024NoRegrets Minecraft SMP

2024.., 2024NoRegrets, aspirations, CHANGE, future plans, goals, Goodbye, leaving behind, letting go, looking ahead, Minecraft, moving forward, moving on, New Year, old habits, past mistakes, personal growth, progress, Reflection, resolutions, Self Discovery, self improvement, smp, transformation

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3300
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Ores Mined:	2153	Endless Night Skies:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Yeah, you heard me right!

Join our server and leave behind all your worries in 2024. Why? Because on our server, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. Skeletons breakdance, zombies do the moonwalk, and Endermen… well, they just stand there looking creepy as usual.

But that’s not all! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, a giant chicken that lays golden eggs, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a pet dragon. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama fashion show. It’s lit, fam.

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the boring servers of 2024 and join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe a little bit of madness. See you on the other side, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Norms R Us: No Pants Required

conformity, cultural norms, nonconformity, norms, pants, required, social behavior, social conformity, social conventions, social expectations, social norms, societal beliefs, societal customs, societal expectations, societal norms, societal norms and behaviors, societal norms and values, societal pressures, societal rules, societal standards, societal traditions, strange, Unnecessary

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8265
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Enchantments Applied:	257	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring old social norms like wearing pants or saying please and thank you? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only rule is to be as weird and wacky as possible! We once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of melons, and another player who only communicates in chicken noises. Plus, our virtual dance parties are legendary – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing! So if you’re ready to throw off the shackles of society and embrace the chaos, join us now!

TypoCraft: The AI Kingdom

ai, Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Content Creation, creativity, credibility, credibility enhancement, digital content, Future, generative articles, grammar, innovation, Kingdom, language processing, machine learning, MISTAKES, proofreading, Technology, typo, TypoCraft, Writing

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9295
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Secret Passages Found:	2
New Chunks Explored:	601001	Ores Mined:	7791
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Divine Spears Created:	18	Enchantments Applied:	288

come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows dance! we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that only the bravest players can find. our server is ruled by a giant chicken who wears a crown made of gold blocks. if you can defeat him in battle, you will be granted three wishes by a magical talking sheep. but beware, there is a group of evil creepers who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant lava pit. only the chosen ones can stop them and save the day. so grab your pickaxe and sword, and join us on this wild and wacky adventure!

ElderCraft: Healthy Gen Fun

Aging population, Cognitive, Disease, Eldercraft, england, Fun, Functioning, Gen, generations, health, health outcomes, Healthcare, healthy, IMPROVEMENTS, locomotor, Longevity, medical advancements, older adults, Psychological, quality of life, research, sensory capacities, study, well-being

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2332
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

u wanna join this epic minecraft server cuz it will make u feel like a super old person in england but BETTER. we don’t just look at ur health through some boring disease stuff, we look at ur whole body like ur brain and ur legs and ur feelings and ur senses. u gonna feel like a whole new person after playing on this server, trust me. plus, we got dragons and unicorns and all kinds of crazy stuff that will blow ur mind. so come on, join us and become the healthiest old person in england, no, the world!

Iperios

Iperios, PvP Economy Nations Building Quests PvP Wars Custom Plugins Custom World Player Shops Active Community, smp

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2410
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1452
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Ores Mined:	8722
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Potions Brewed:	155

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Create Your Own Nation	Customize your nation’s government, laws, and ranks.
McMMO Skills	Refine your skills to fight in wars.
Geopolitical Power	Conquer new territories and earn wealth.
Custom Enchants	Earn powerful custom enchantments for your gear.

FAQs

How can I join the server?

Join the Discord and ask for whitelist. Check #info-new-players for IP and starter information.

What plugins are used on the server?

– Dynmap – McMMO – Essentials – GriefPrevention – SilkSpawner – CrazyEnchants

How do I start playing once I join?

A staff member will guide you, provide a beginner kit, and then you can start playing.

Contacts

– Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main) – Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878

Crown Legacy Minecraft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Aspen, Assassination, Auctions, Charity events, colorado, Community, crown, Emperor Jew, General Dynamics, in-laws, James Crown, Jimmie Johnson, Legacy, lodges, Minecraft, money laundering, Murder-suicide, NASCAR driver, No motive, Private golf courses, Private race track, suspicious circumstances, TRILLIONS, Ukraine, Weapons dealing

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5436
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Star Shards Collected:	287	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mines Excavated:	4189	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	376
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can join and experience the ultimate thrill of living in a world filled with drama and mystery? Picture this: James Crown, the Emperor jew with a family net worth in the trillions, got assassinated on June 25th, 2023. And get this, 2 days later, Jimmie Johnson’s in-laws all die under super sus circumstances.

Johnson, the NASCAR driver, lived in Aspen, CO, where Crown owned everything from the mountains to the private race tracks. Crown’s Aspen Institute was all about money laundering and weapons dealing, selling stuff used in Ukraine ’cause he owned General Dynamics.

Johnson and Crown were like BFFs, living close to each other, hanging out at the same places. Johnson hosted charity events sponsored by the Crown family, held auctions on Crown property, you name it.

But wait, there’s more! On the night of Johnson’s In-Laws murders, things got real spooky. Terry Janway managed to call 911 saying there’s a woman with a gun in the house before getting cut off. Police found Jack Janway dead by the front door, heard a gunshot upstairs, found more bodies, and realized there was another person in the house before they arrived.

No suicide note, no motive, no debt, no enemies. It’s all a mystery on this Minecraft server that’ll have you questioning everything. Join now for the most insane adventure of your life!

The Main Thing I Jack Off To Nowadays Is Reading About Femanons Minecraft SMP

femanon confessions, femanon desires, femanon erotica, femanon experiences, femanon exploration, femanon fantasies, femanon fetishes, femanon kinks, femanon obsessions, femanon pleasures, femanon roleplay, femanon secrets, femanon stories, femanon turn-ons, Femanons, fetishes, jack, jack off, Main, Minecraft, Nowadays, reading, smp, weird fetishes

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8471
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with femanons sharing their weirdest fetishes! From building giant phallic structures to roleplaying as your favorite anime character, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with surprises at every turn. Just be sure to keep your diamond pickaxe handy, you never know what kind of kinky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next!

NoWeedNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, NoWeedNoDiamonds, smp

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7768
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. That’s right, it’s the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your eyes on!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!

9OutOf10Chances

9OutOf10Chances, chance events, Coincidence, fate, fluke incidents, fortuitous happenings, improbable situations, LUCK, million-to-one chances, Odds, Probability, quotes, randomness, rare events, real world examples, serendipity, statistical anomalies, Terry Pratchett, twists of fate, unexpected occurrences, unlikely outcomes

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3046
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the chances of having fun are about as likely as finding a diamond in a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a million-to-one chance of pure awesomeness!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!

So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.

KazanCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, accident, Damage, drone, emergency response, footage, Hits, Incident, investigation, Kazan, KazanCraft, Minecraft, News, Property, residential building, russia, Safety, Server, Surveillance, Technology, uav, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, urban area

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2568
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Votes:	6672	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Holy Grails Found:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14

so, like, u know how drones r cool n stuff? well, on our server, we got drones that fly around n hit buildings in kazan, russia. it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! u gotta join to see the chaos unfold, it’s wild, man. plus, u can build ur own buildings and watch out for those rogue drones, they’re out for revenge or something. join now for the thrill of a lifetime!

HouthisGonnaHitMe – Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Attack, CASUALTIES, central Israel, Conflict, Defense, emergency response, global tensions, Houthi missile, HouthisGonnaHitMe, injured, International, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Minecraft, missile strike, News, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5190
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Divine Spears Created:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Yo, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier explosions than a Houthi missile strike in central Israel! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging TNT while building your dream castle.

We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.

Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?

So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!

Funko Land – Collectibles Galore!

Collectibles, figurines, Funcoland, funko, Funkoland, Galore, game store, gamestop, Gaming, gaming culture, gaming history, gaming industry, gaming store, Land, memorabilia, merchandise, Nostalgia, Retail, retro gaming, specialty store, Toys, video games, vintage games

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1783
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Votes:	281	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE FUNCOLAND BUT WITH BLOCKS INSTEAD OF GAMES. WE GOT SO MANY COLLECTIBLES, IT’S LIKE A FUNKY WONDERLAND. YOU CAN BUILD A FUNKY CASTLE OR A FUNKY TREEHOUSE, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR FUNKY BOAT. COME JOIN US AND LET’S GET FUNKY TOGETHER!

BioAge Battle Royale

aging, aging process, battle, BioAge, biological age, Biomarkers, Blood Test, cellular aging, Chronic illnesses, chronological age, disease prevention, Frailty, health assessment, health evaluation, health outcomes, health problems, health risk, Longevity, Medical research, metabolic age, Royale.., telomeres, wellness

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6113
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we can reveal your biological age by checking your blood in-game! if your metabolic age is older than your actual age, you’ll be cursed with shorter telomeres and chronic illnesses in the virtual world! but fear not, because on our server, you can fight off these curses with the power of building and crafting! become the ultimate warrior and prove that age is just a number in this wacky, blood-testing adventure!