Canopy: Minecraft Server for Old Folks Who Still Get Excited About Weekly Events

age, atmosphere, border, CANOPY, collaboration, Community, Events, Excited, Explore, Feedback, Folks, Fun, ideas, Mechanics, Minecraft, Moderation, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Server, Soft, Spigot, stress, Tpa, Vanilla, WEEKLY

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6197
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Towns Built:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	294
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Star Shards Collected:	58
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

CanopyMC Server

About	We are a community-focused, Hermitcraft-like server with an emphasis on collaboration. Our average player age is early to mid-20’s. We just reset the map and won’t reset again until the community calls for it. We aim to create a laid-back, low stress, fun environment for players to enjoy Minecraft together.
Server Settings	Hard Mode Survival, 1.21, Vanilla
What We Offer	Soft Border – Explore freely within an 8K boundary Semi-Vanilla – Minimal plugins for vanilla feel Dynamic Map – View builds in real time New Hats – Custom hats for players Datapacks – Various gameplay enhancements Weekly Server Events – Fun activities for everyone Community Builds – Collaborative projects

Wanna join us? Check us out on the server or in Discord

Information:

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply connect to the IP address canopymc.net in your Minecraft client.

Q: Is the server modded?

A: No, the server is vanilla with a few plugins for moderation purposes only.

Q: Can I build outside of the soft border?

A: Yes, but be aware that anything outside of the 8K boundary may be deleted for future content.

Q: Are there player ranks or special privileges?

A: We strive to keep the gameplay fair for all players, so there are no special privileges or ranks based on donations.

FrontierSMP

Balanced Economy, Biomes, Bosses, Challenges, community-driven, Custom Items, Custom terrain, Economy, Exploration, FrontierSMP, Loot, MCMMO, Mining, no pay to win, Pyrofarming, Pyrofishing, rail network, Shop, smp, Structures, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8212
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	378

FrontierSMP Server Overview

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled Port	19132
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.1-1.21.3 (Playable on Latest Always)

Description: FrontierSMP is a Survival Minecraft server with the main focus of being a community driven server. Our main goal is to make it so that players have a challenge similar to vanilla Minecraft with multiple challenging factors, but also build around a community. You will find that teleporting is a luxury on Frontier along with varying difficulty throughout the world. Mobs are tougher than normal the further you go and there are bosses waiting around every corner. All 3 worlds have custom terrain with loot per player to promote exploration for all. Spawn can also be built on by anyone to drive traffic to a shop, rail network, or whatever your heart desires. At the end of it all, we aim to make a satisfying server that will last for years to come.

Main Features:

Custom Terrain: All three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures.
Towny: A key focal point to the server, promoting and enhancing the Towny experience.
Economy: Balanced economy with no crazy numbers.
Custom Items: Unique loot system with textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor.
PyroFishing & Farming: Favorite plugins to enjoy.
No Pay To Win: We do not support pay to win features.

FAQ

Q: Is the server compatible with Bedrock Edition?

A: Yes, the server is Bedrock Crossplay Enabled with port 19132 for Bedrock Edition players.

Q: Are there custom items on the server?

A: Yes, the server offers custom textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor for players to collect.

Q: Is there a town system on the server?

A: Yes, the server has Towny as a key feature to enhance the gameplay experience.

Q: Is the economy balanced on the server?

A: Yes, the server has put effort into balancing the economy to avoid extreme numbers in player balances.

Q: Can players build at spawn?

A: Yes, players can build at spawn to create shops, rail networks, or any desired structures to drive community interaction.

Mystic Dream Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, Audience, Backlash, brand, Community, consumer behavior, criticism, Disappointment, dream, ENGAGEMENT, Fans, JPs, loyalty, Marketing, merch, misunderstanding, mystic, Outreach, Pandering, Promotion, Realms, Sales, Support, target audience

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8067
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like, totally lit because they cater to all the JP fans out there. And get this, they won’t even try to sell you their merch! Like, what kind of server does that? It’s so wacky, you gotta see it to believe it. So, like, come join us and let’s have a crazy time together!

YouTube Pajeets Are Idiots Minecraft SMP

#youtube, comedy, CONTENT, controversial, Creators, culture, Entertainment, humor, idiots, Indian, insensitive, Minecraft, offensive, ONLINE, pajeets, satire, smp, social media, Stereotypes, trending, Video, viral

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	171
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Mines Excavated:	1254	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Are you tired of watching YouTube Pajeets fumble around in Minecraft like a bunch of noobs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate place to show off your epic gaming skills and leave those Pajeets in the dust!

Join our server and become part of a community where the only rule is to outshine those Pajeets with your insane building skills and PvP prowess. We’ve had players defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a stick, and another player who built a working roller coaster that goes straight to the Nether!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you in if you can beat them in a dance-off. Are you up for the challenge?

So what are you waiting for? Leave those YouTube Pajeets in the dust and join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate gaming experience!

NoCheatersXmasDinner

Affair, Boyfriend, Cheating, christmas, Communication, counseling, couples, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Dinner, family, forgiveness, holiday, Invitation, Marriage, NoCheatersXmasDinner, ReBuilding, relationship, Support, third wheel, Trust

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	858
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	366448	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Buildings Constructed:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server and escape the real world craziness! We’ve got a 56-year-old mom, a 60-year-old dad, a 30-year-old daughter named Kate, a 28-year-old son named Sam, and a 26-year-old daughter named Mary. But wait, there’s more – Kate’s boyfriend James is causing some serious drama with an online affair scandal! Will Kate forgive him and bring him to our Christmas Eve dinner? Join our server to find out and witness the wildest family dynamics in Minecraft history! Trust us, this server is more entertaining than any soap opera out there. So come on in and experience the drama, the tears, and the ultimate betrayal – all in the world of Minecraft!

BallzGoneMinecraftSMP

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9640
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	9948
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Divine Spears Created:	16	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you should totally hop on this crazy train. First of all, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and items. Like, we even have a diamond block throne for our leader, who is a literal Minecraft god. And get this, every full moon, we all gather around a campfire and tell ghost stories about Herobrine. It’s so spooky, bro.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can try to tame the legendary Ender Dragon and ride it into battle. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with way more explosions.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret society of villagers who can trade you anything your heart desires? Need a stack of emeralds? They got you covered. Want a pet zombie pigman? They can make it happen. It’s like having your own personal genie, but with a unibrow.

So, if you wanna join the most epic, insane, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP of all time, hit us up. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your balls hairless. Wait, what was the question again? Oh well, join us anyway!

BrokeBlockBuster

blockbuster, BrokeBlockBuster, challenge, Character development, creativity, film industry, Hollywood, imagination, Job, Main character, Movie, not rich, Pick, plot twist, poor protagonist, ruin, twist ending, Unconventional, unconventional protagonist, unexpected

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7038
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	187	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Zombie Dances:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we specialize in ruining movies in the most ridiculous ways possible! Picture this: you’re playing on our server and suddenly the main character in a famous movie is no longer rich. Imagine Harry Potter living in a cardboard box under a bridge, or Tony Stark selling hot dogs on the street corner. The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed! Join us for a hilariously chaotic experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about your favorite films. Who needs Hollywood when you have our server to provide the ultimate movie makeovers?

Galactic Pathways Discovery

astronomers, Astronomy, Cosmic, cosmic connections, discovery, distant regions, Exploration, Extraterrestrial, Galactic, Galaxy, galaxy mapping, hidden network, interconnected, interstellar travel, pathways, research, scientific breakthrough, solar system, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6826
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Yo, so like, picture this: you’re just chillin’ in your Minecraft world, mining some diamonds and stuff, when BAM! You stumble upon a secret network of pathways that lead to the far reaches of the galaxy! Like, what even?!

Join our server and explore these crazy pathways, meet aliens, and maybe even discover a new planet to call home. Who needs Earth when you can have your own intergalactic crib, amirite?

So come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let’s go on a wild space adventure together. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans we’ll get into out there in the cosmos. Let’s do this! 🚀🌌👽

UltraVanilla

Brewery, Community, Competitions, Creative Server, discord server, Events, Farms, Friendly, java, long term, minimal enhancements, old school, p2w, Projects, Ranks, Redstone, Server, small scale, smp, Stable Server, Technical, TOWN, UltraVanilla, Vanilla, Wiki

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4582
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Magic Items Found:	7267
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	18
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

UltraVanilla Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	UltraVanilla
Founded	January 2019
Player Slots	30
Enhancements	Minimal enhancements to the core game
World Type	Survival
Server Address	play.ultravanilla.world

For more information and community discussions, visit the Discord or the Wiki.

FAQs

What is UltraVanilla?

UltraVanilla is a small-scale community Minecraft server with minimal enhancements to the core game. It promotes a tight-knit community feel with 30 player slots and a survival world.

What features does the server offer?

Dynmap
No map resets ever
Fast travel commands such as ‘/sethome’, ‘/home’, ‘/home bed’
Brewery plugin
Vanilla-friendly events and competitions
Time-based ranks

Are there any specific rules on the server?

No griefing
No stealing
No PVP without consent
No hacks or exploits
No graphic/gross NSFW

How can I join a town or contribute to community projects?

You can join a town by asking around or homestead your own place. Community projects are suggested and discussed on the discord, where anyone is free to contribute.

Vidya Boys Paradise 1.21.4

1.21.4, Boys, cute male characters, cute vidya boys, Gaming Community, male characters, male protagonists, male representation in video games, male video game characters, Opinions, opinions on male characters, Paradise, video game aesthetics, video game character design, Video game characters, video game community, Video game culture, video game discussion, video game discussion board, video game fandom, video game opinions, video game preferences, video games, vidya

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4706
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	18
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

OMG, this Minecraft server is like a magical land full of cute vidya boys running around! Join if you want to find your pixelated prince charming and live happily ever after in a blocky paradise! Plus, the creepers here are totally into fashion and will give you style tips while they explode! So come on, join now and let’s build a fabulous world together with our kawaii virtual boyfriends! #MinecraftLove #VidyaBoysGalore

Money Minecraft SMP Purposes

comfort, day to day life, financial comfort, Financial goals, financial independence, financial market, Financial Security, Financial Stability, Financial Success, House, life change, making money, MILLIONAIRE, Minecraft, MONEY, money management, purpose, purposes, Rich, SECURITY, smp, things to buy, wealth

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7017
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Ores Mined:	3386	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Mines Excavated:	2225	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Void Gems Collected:	17

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the SMP for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of the financial market in Minecraft!

Imagine making more diamonds than you can count, buying up all the enchanted gear you could ever dream of, and becoming the richest player in the game. But wait, there’s more!

On our server, being a millionaire isn’t just about having stacks of diamonds. It’s about living a life of luxury and excess. Want to buy a mansion, even though you already have a castle? Go for it! Want to fill your inventory with nothing but golden apples? Why not!

Join us on this wild ride of making money for the sake of it, with no purpose other than to flex on all the other players. Money may bring security and comfort, but on our server, it brings a whole lot more than that. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living the high life in Minecraft like never before!

SIL’s Cellphone Minecraft Server

aita, Angry, Arguing, awkward, BROKE, cellphone, charger, christmas, date, fair price, family, FIX, gift, GIFTED, IMPULSIVE, Minecraft, MONEY, new phone, not giving, offer, parents, Sell, Server, SIL, sils, SOLD, stealing

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9648
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Votes:	6181	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Chimeras Created:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of re-gifting! Just like the OP in this wild story, we encourage you to sell any in-game items you received as gifts and keep half the profit for yourself. After all, who needs to follow traditional gifting etiquette in a virtual world?

Join us for a chance to experience the drama and chaos of family arguments over virtual possessions. Will you be the one to stand your ground like the OP, or will you give in to keep the peace like their dad suggested? The choice is yours on our server!

So come on over and join the fun – because in our Minecraft world, anything goes, even if it means making Christmas awkward with your virtual family members!

LesbianCraft: Babyshower Ruiner

acceptance, Babyshower, Boundaries, coming out, Communication, Community, discrimination, family, Identity, JEHOVAH’S WITNESSES, Lesbian, LesbianCraft, LGBTQ, ontario, outing, pride, relationships, Respect, RUINER, Self-expression, Support, Understanding

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6743
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Farms Harvested:	886
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server and experience the wildest baby shower ever! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of Jehovah’s Witnesses start lecturing you on the sins of homosexuality. But don’t worry, we’ve got your back! With our supportive community, you can proudly proclaim your love for your girlfriend while dodging judgmental stares. Plus, who knows, you might even find a nice ‘brother’ to settle down with in our virtual world. So come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with unexpected twists and turns!

DeadlyCritter Minecraft SMP

dangerous animals, dangerous animals facts, dangerous animals in the world, dangerous animals list, dangerous creatures, dangerous insects, dangerous mammals, dangerous marine life, dangerous predators, dangerous reptiles, dangerous species, dangerous wildlife, deadliest animals, deadliest creatures, deadliest wildlife, DeadlyCritter, Minecraft, most dangerous animal, most dangerous animal in the ocean, most dangerous animal on earth, most dangerous animal to humans, smp, world

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2583
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Meteorites Collected:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is more lit than a creeper explosion! Like, you gotta join because we have the most dangerous animals in the world roaming around, like killer bunnies that shoot lasers out of their eyes and zombie pigs riding on giant spiders. It’s like a zoo on steroids, bro!

But wait, there’s more! We have epic quests where you have to battle against evil chickens trying to take over the world and save the villagers from being turned into llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional exploding sheep). Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

AddictCraft: Million Dollar Challenge

AddictCraft, addiction, behavior modification, breaking bad habits, challenge, determination, Dollar, financial incentive, goal-setting, life-changing opportunity, lifestyle change, long-term commitment, mental strength, MILLION, million dollar challenge, motivation, overcoming challenges, personal growth, relapse prevention, reward system, self improvement, self-control, success mindset, Willpower

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8938
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Star Shards Collected:	194
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we challenge you to break your worst addiction in exchange for a million virtual diamonds! That’s right, if you can resist the urge to indulge in your addiction for one week, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, if you give in to temptation within the next year, you’ll lose it all faster than a creeper exploding in your face.

Join us on this epic journey of self-control and determination, as you battle against your inner demons while building the ultimate virtual empire. Will you emerge victorious and claim your prize, or will you fall victim to your cravings and lose it all? The choice is yours, but remember, fortune favors the bold (and the addiction-free)!

VillagerVendetta

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	509
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only attacks you’ll see are from creepers and skeletons, not scary islamists! we’ve got villages galore for you to explore and build in, no need to worry about getting attacked by real-life bad guys. plus, we’ve got a secret weapon against any potential threats: our army of friendly wolves ready to protect you at all costs. so come on in and join the fun, because the only thing getting killed here are your enemies in-game, not in real life!