Canonize This! Choose Your Ending Minecraft Server

Approval, canonization, Canonize, ceremony, choose, Church, controversy, debate, decision, ending, Event, historical, Honor, Legacy, Minecraft, Official, process, recognition, Religious, Saint, selection, Server, Significance, tradition

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9958
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Emeralds Found:	4658	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft server! Are you ready to witness the most epic battles and storylines unfold before your very eyes? Join us and see how they gonna canonize him in the most outrageous way possible! Will they choose the ending where he becomes a superhero or the one where he turns into a giant chicken? The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane quests and challenges that will test your skills and creativity. From building a castle made entirely out of cheese to taming a dragon and riding it into battle, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server in existence! Who knows, you might even become a legend in your own right.

CraftyClapback

bar, Bar fight, CraftyClapback, critique, designated driver, Despicable, dive bar, Drunk, Game, husband, internet strangers, mad, Neighborhood, Pool, pool table, Rude, stand up for myself, sticking up for myself, tá, Upset

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8723
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Crops Grown:	6233
Animals Bred:	37	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can show off your pool skills? Look no further! Our server is like a neighborhood dive bar, but with virtual pool tables and no judgmental old guys giving unsolicited advice.

Join us for a game of pool and some virtual drinks (we won’t judge if you’re the designated driver). And don’t worry, if someone tries to critique your gameplay, we’ll have your back.

So come on over and show off your skills without the risk of getting into a virtual bar fight. Plus, who needs a husband to stand up for them when you’ve got a whole community of Minecraft players on your side? Join now and let’s have some lolzy fun together!

TerrifyingFactsMC SMP

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4382
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Animals Bred:	167
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft SMP that you gotta join ASAP! Like, there’s this one time where a player found a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, just chillin’ and sippin’ on some fancy tea. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that randomly spawns and challenges players to a dance-off. It’s lit, fam!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a house entirely out of melons, you’ll unlock a portal to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. I’m talkin’ cheese trees, cheese rivers, even cheese clouds! It’s like a dairy lover’s dream come true.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that the server is run by a group of sentient potatoes who are always looking for new players to join their potato army. They may be starchy, but they know how to throw a killer party!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life! It’s gonna be a blast, I swear!

UsernameMurderMystery

death, demise, Fatal, game over, how did you die, kills, long tail tag, murder, Mystery, Tag, username, username death, username fatal, username game over, username kills you, username long tail tag, username murder, username mystery, username tag, UsernameMurderMystery

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1903
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Towns Built:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Void Gems Collected:	31	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, your username kills you! That’s right, every time you log in, your username comes to life and tries to take you out in the most ridiculous ways possible.

Maybe you’ll be crushed by a giant block of cheese, or maybe you’ll be chased by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. The possibilities are endless! So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure where even your own username is out to get you. Who knew Minecraft could be so deadly and hilarious at the same time? Join now and see if you can survive the ultimate battle against yourself!

LulaCraft – Tariff Trouble

Brazil, Brazil economy, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic policy, foreign policy, global trade, government response, import/export, international relations, Lula, LulaCraft, political news, reciprocated, south america, tariff, tariff retaliation, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade negotiations, trade war, Trouble, US

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3243
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

so liek, u know how all the other minecraft servers are like, soooo boring and basic? well, u gotta join our server cuz it’s like, the most epic and crazy place to be!

we got llamas that can talk and give u advice on how to build the sickest houses. and our pigs can fly, like, no joke, they got wings and everything.

also, we have this secret underground dungeon where u can find treasure beyond ur wildest dreams. but watch out for the zombie chickens, they will peck u to death if u mess with them.

oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a giant dragon that breathes rainbow fire? yea, u heard me right. so if u want a wild and wacky adventure, come join us now!

Rosalia

ADVANTAGE, Adventurer, approval process, Character, Discord, Donations, Empire, Events, FANTASY, Forbidden, Forgotten, gameplay, Guidelines, high fantasy, Improvement, Lands, reviewers, rosalia, rules, scattered, smp, subscriptions

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6397
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Rosalia Minecraft Server

Overview:

Rosalia is a 16+ high-fantasy roleplay Minecraft server set in a plugin-enhanced vanilla world. The server features easy-to-understand lore, experienced staff team, simple approval process, ever updating and expanding gameplay, and unbiased environment for all players.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft does Rosalia use?	We play Java edition 1.20.2 on our server.
Is there a whitelist approval process?	Yes, but it is simple. Submit your character for approval and once verified, you can start playing.
How often is the lore updated?	Our lore and gameplay components are constantly being improved with frequent staff-run lore events.
Are donations or subscriptions required?	No, we do not ask for any monetary contributions. We have rules in place to ensure fair gameplay for all.
What is the theme of Rosalia’s lore?	Rosalia is set in the lands of a forgotten empire, where players can explore mysteries, ancient magics, and contribute to the rebuilding of the world.

Feel free to join our Discord server and ask any further questions in our support channels!

Join Rosalia Discord

StreamCraft City 1.21.3

1.21.3, ame, being sociable, being sociable with kouhai, city, friendship, kouhai, MAKING FRIENDS, making new friends, online streaming, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, self improvement, shark, shark persona, social interactions, socializing, StreamCraft, streaming, Streaming Community, streaming more frequently, true potential, Unleashing potential

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8666
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya!

– We got streams happening all the time, like more frequently than a creeper blowing up your house! – Our players are more sociable than villagers trading emeralds for useless crap! – And we’re all about making new friends, like finding a diamond in a mineshaft!

Forget about Ame holding you back, bro. Join us and unleash your true potential, like a zombie horde invading a village! Let’s get crafting, mining, and building together, because this server is where it’s at!

IlliterateLonerCraft

attention seeking, Childhood, classmate, clubs, Complaints, disruptive, Father, Gay, homophobic comments, illiterate, IlliterateLonerCraft, Meeting, perfume, Professor, Psychology Degree, seat change, social awkwardness, stupid questions, suspension, University, Volume

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6326
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Are you tired of dealing with annoying classmates who think they’re better than everyone else just because their dad is a psychology professor? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a break from the drama and chaos of university life.

On our server, you can build your own virtual world free from homophobic comments and stupid questions. No more threats over perfume smells or awkward encounters in clubs. Just pure, unadulterated fun in the form of blocky landscapes and pixelated adventures.

And if you ever feel the need to tell off that annoying classmate, you can do so in the safety of our virtual realm without any consequences. Let out all your frustrations in a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers here and there).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave all the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a new friend who doesn’t ask dumb questions or make offensive jokes. It’s time to escape the real world and dive into a world where the only thing that matters is having a good time.

BodyHorrorMinecraftSMP

anatomy, BIZARRE, BodyHorrorMinecraftSMP, chilling, creepy, Disturbing, eerie, Fascinating, Grotesque, HORRIFYING, human body, Macabre, Morbid, Shocking.., spine-chilling, spooky, strange, Terrifying, unsettling, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7807
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Enchantments Applied:	114
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47

OMG you guys, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the most epic server ever, like seriously. You gotta join because, get this, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, but watch out for the zombie villagers guarding it, they’re like, super strong and have laser eyes or something.

And get this, there’s a rumor that if you find the mystical golden apple hidden in the enchanted forest, you’ll gain superpowers and be able to fly around the server like a majestic unicorn. But be careful, because there’s also a group of evil witches who want to steal the golden apple and use it to rule the server with an iron fist.

Oh, and did I mention that there’s a giant lava pit in the middle of the server where you can challenge other players to epic PvP battles? It’s like, the Hunger Games meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and flying pigs.

So yeah, if you want to join the most insane, action-packed, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP server ever, then you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

CraftyCreeperTreasuryTakeover

citizenship, controversy, Corruption, CraftyCreeperTreasuryTakeover, current events, foreign influence, Government, illegal, Immigrant, immigration, law enforcement, national security, News, Outrage, Politics, public opinion, scandal, seizing control, south african, Treasury Department, US

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5882
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3916	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	265	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Villages Defended:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have a server for you! Imagine a world where a South African immigrant has taken over the US Treasury Department in Minecraft. Yes, you heard that right! Join us on this wild ride as we navigate through the chaos of an immigrant running the show in the land of red, white, and blocks. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will ensue? Join now for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience!

We survive and build cities ⭐ on Sundays /Fly 💫 server minecraft

balance, building, Cities, Citybuild, Community, Countries, crazyenchans, Enchantments, flight mode, KingdomsX, Mayor, Nations, Pacifist, Plugins, Quests, Russian-speaking, Server, Survival, Urban planning, Wars

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9802
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Zombie Dances:	9

Build and develop your city, the CityBuild project only starts, a new map, without wipes and lawlessness, a comfortable build chill. In addition to survival and construction, plot quests are added on the server, which are only an addition to the main concept of urban planning. You do not have to go through them, but still if you pass, then in the final epilogue you will find unprecedented wealth and glory!

The city is recorded through the Kingdomsx plugin teams. This plugin allows you to regulate the settings of the assigned territories and structures, create mob army, buy guns with various shells, conquer lands or conclude alliances for trade, as well as much more. Privat works through the appropriation of territories, a link and manuals on this plugin on the pages of the server (TG VK Discord)

Daily shares are thought out on the server. For example, on Sunday, all players will be available to flight mode using the /Fly team. So we get closer to the sky!

By the way about the conquests of territories. If you do not want to register in wars, you can make your city pacifist, in this case you will not have to fight or defend yourself from intrusions. You will enjoy the world and harmony of your state.

In addition to cities, you can also create nations and countries. And every week the state is given the opportunity to re -elect the mayor.

The server also has a Crazyenchans plugin. The plugin expands the list of available enchantments, while adding very much imbalance, 3×3 picks with automatic remelting.

All CityBuild plugins were manually translated and adapted to the Russian -speaking community. Due to this our project, CityBuild is the only and unique. In other words, this can only be found with us.

95.216.62.179:25989

VanillaEvolved

Advancements, Community, Discord, Experience, Features, gameplay, Guide, java bedrock, Maps, Minecraft, multiplayer, planetminecraft, RANK, Reset, rules, Server, smp, Stats, Survival, VanillaEvolved, Website

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6812
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Star Shards Collected:	118	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Crops Grown:	1770	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Dimension Hops:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

VanillaEvolved – Vanilla Minecraft Server

IP: us.vanillaevolved.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/zdAGuAGrpb

PMC: https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Looking for players on our seasonal or noreset maps!

Seasonal will reset every 6 months and as the name implies, Noreset never resets. When you first join you will be on seasonal but you can change servers using /server seasonal or /server noreset

Check out our website for an in-depth guide: https://vanillaevolved.net/

Why Us?

We offer the vanilla Minecraft experience with not many unnecessary things added
Java/bedrock cross-play
Cool in-game stats viewable on a website
Semi-anarchy
Friendly community
Get a unique in-game rank for completing every advancement
You can do whatever you want as long as no rules are broken

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed in certain designated areas.
Can I join with the Bedrock edition of Minecraft?	Yes, Java/bedrock cross-play is supported on our server.
How often does the seasonal map reset?	The seasonal map resets every 6 months.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	Players are expected to abide by the server rules, which can be found on our website.

Venting Village 1.20.2

#venting, 1.20.2, bread making, Communication, coping, coping mechanisms, Drugs, Empathy, friendship, Job, Life, Listening, mental health, personal growth, positivity, problem solving, relationships, resilience, self-care, stress, Support, Village

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2973
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Towns Built:	5

Yo, bro, forget about all that boring real life drama and come join our Minecraft server! Why deal with people venting about their crappy jobs and lives when you can be making some bomb-ass crispy bread in the virtual world? Trust me, bread is life, man. And on our server, we have the dankest bread-making skills you’ve ever seen. So come on over and let’s get to baking, because who needs real life when you can have Minecraft bread, am I right? Let’s get this bread, literally!

LoanStruggle Minecraft Server

Banking, college, comfort, Credit, depression, finance, financial aid, income, income-driven, loans, LoanStruggle, Minecraft, ownership, parents, paycheck to paycheck, payments, personal loans, private university, recession, repayment plan, Retirement, Server, SOLUTIONS, teamwork

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2531
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Are you tired of real-life drama and financial struggles? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos and build your dream world without worrying about student loans ruining your life! Our server offers a safe haven where you can mine, craft, and explore to your heart’s content, all while avoiding the ParentPlus Loan monsters trying to drain your resources.

Forget about living paycheck to paycheck and start living your best blocky life on our server. Who needs a car or a house when you can have a pixelated palace and a minecart to ride around in? Join now and leave the real world behind – because in our Minecraft universe, the only debt you’ll have is to the creeper who blew up your house (but don’t worry, we have insurance for that too)!

BedtimeBros

3 year old, 30F, 32m, aita, angry messages, bedtime routine, BedtimeBros, Communication, compromise, Cooking, family dynamic, going to bed, husband, Options, rejection, relationship conflict, sister, spare room, tea, Toddler, Visiting

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9656
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Are you tired of boring old tea time drama? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world madness! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics that will make you forget all about your husband’s tea time tantrums. Build your own virtual world, explore wacky lands, and make new friends who won’t ghost you for suggesting a cozy night in. Say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to virtual fun on our server! Join now and let the laughs begin!

PixelPunishAIgetChildAbuse

abuse prevention, ai, Artificial Intelligence, child abuse, child exploitation, Child protection, Crime Prevention, criminal justice, criminalise, cybersecurity, digital age, ethical technology., internet safety, legal framework, legislation, online safety, PixelPunishAIgetChildAbuse, regulatory measures, Technology, Tools, uk

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1483
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Villages Defended:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

u know what else is criminal? not joining our epic minecraft server! we got so much fun stuff like flying pigs and talking cows. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples.

join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever. we once had a player who built a giant rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon. true story bro.

so what are u waiting for? come join us and be part of the madness. who needs AI child abuse tools when u can have flying pigs and talking cows, amirite?