CanonCraft SMP – “This Should’ve Been Minecraft SMP”

Alternate Universe, canon, CanonCraft, fan community, fan consensus, fan culture, fan debate, fan interpretation, fan opinion, fan outrage., fan reaction, fan reactions, fan speculation, fan theory, Fandom, fanfiction, headcanon, Minecraft, otp, shipping, Shouldve, smp

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8275
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Astral Projections Made:	4	Emeralds Found:	9360
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server you’ll ever join!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense parkour challenges on top of lava-filled volcanoes, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond sword that shoots lasers, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet dragon that you can ride into battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen it before. This should’ve been canon, and now it can be for you!

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5371
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Falling into the Void:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Zombies Smell Bad Server

Apocalypse, bad, Brain-eating, decay, decomposing, Disgusting, Flesh-eating, Gruesome, Horrible, Horror, post-apocalyptic, putrid, REANIMATED, Rotting, Server, smell, stench, Survival, Terrifying, Undead, walking dead, zombies

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	980
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	12

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got zombies dat smell so bad, dey make u wanna puke. but dont worry, we also got zombie repellent dat u can use to keep dem away. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can hide from dem stinky zombies and plan ur attack.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds when u feed dem? yeah, u heard me right. FLYING PIGS. so come join us and get rich quick with dem diamond-droppin’ pigs.

also, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava. it’s super dangerous but also super fun. so hop on and try not to burn ur butt off.

so what u waitin’ for? come join our crazy minecraft server and have the time of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

V For Vanilla

Community, dedicated server, FAIRPLAY, Finland hosted, Freebuild, International, minimal rules, no cheating, No Duping, No Griefing, No map resets, Random Spawn, Small Community, Survival, Survival multiplayer, TNT bombers exception, True vanilla, unaltered gameplay, Vanilla, Welcoming, world border 30M

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7284
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Magic Items Found:	8663	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Love Letters Sent:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

V For Vanilla Server

Server IP: VForV.net

Server Discord: https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS

Version: Java 1.21.3

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

Information	Details
World Border	At 30M
Map Resets	No
Spawn Area	Random, unprotected
TPA & Sethome	No
Griefing & Killing	Allowed
Duping	No (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat Moderation	Not strictly moderated
Server Location	Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

MysticCraft Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, ANONYMOUS, anonymous request, assistance required, community support, digital assistance, forum post, help needed, internet plea, internet plea for help, mysterious request, MysticCraft, No. 274837758, onegai, Online Community, online forum, online help, online help request, online mystery, online support, Realm, Request

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9769
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Buildings Constructed:	46	Crops Grown:	1433
Ores Mined:	1300	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the most epic and mind-blowing adventures you’ve ever seen in your life!

We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers, unicorns that poop diamonds, and creepers that explode into confetti!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets a pet llama that can talk and tell jokes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown into a million tiny pieces of awesomeness!

CraftyInLawFixer

Airbnb, Costs, cracked bathtub, CraftyInLawFixer, family dynamics, father in-law, Food, home repairs, Hurricanes, lodging, maintenance, MONEY, North Carolina, Painting, plumber, restaurant meals, running toilets, SINK, spare bedroom, UNFAIR, vacation

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1530
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Magic Items Found:	3950
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	116	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of family members coming over and expecting payment for their “help” around the house? Join our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to deal with any unexpected bills from your in-laws!

On our server, you can build and repair to your heart’s content without worrying about cracked bathtubs or surprise invoices. Plus, we have a special “Family-Free Zone” where relatives are not allowed to enter, so you can game in peace without any unwanted DIY disasters.

So come join us and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun! Who knew Minecraft could be the ultimate family therapy?

GymCraft SMP: Just respawn at the gym!

Accountability, Consistency, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness goals, goal-setting, gym, gymcraft, healthy lifestyle, mental health, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, physical health, positive mindset, respawn, self-care, self-discipline, smp, staying active, Time management, workout routine

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3029
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Void Armor Forged:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Bro, forget the gym, join our Minecraft SMP instead! We got virtual workouts for your fingers, bro! You gotta mine those blocks and build those houses to get those gains, bro! Plus, we got a secret underground dungeon where you can battle virtual monsters and level up your character. It’s like CrossFit, but for gamers, bro! So ditch the gym and join our SMP for the ultimate workout experience! Let’s get those virtual gains, bro!

Blocky Bleeps & Blasphemy

bad language, bad word, blasphemy, Bleeps, blocky, CURSE, curse word, cuss, cuss word, dirty word, expletive, Favorite, foul language, naughty word, obscenity, offensive language, profane expression, Profanity, Swear, swear word, taboo language, vulgarity

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1751
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Meteorites Collected:	2	Animals Bred:	113
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of being censored on other Minecraft servers for using your favorite bad words? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage all the profanity you can handle! Let those F-bombs fly as you build, mine, and battle your way through our wild and wacky world.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wielding a flaming sword made of cheese. Plus, every time you swear, a magical unicorn appears to grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, or a lifetime supply of pizza).

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner potty mouth and have a hilarious time with a community of like-minded players, come join us on the server where swearing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Let the chaos and craziness begin!

Cable Crush Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, cable, Cable damage, Chinese name, Crush, cybersecurity, damaged, diplomatic tensions, east asia, intercepts, international relations, internet connectivity, investigation, maritime security, Minecraft, naval operations, Server, Ship, Surveillance, suspected, taiwan, telecommunications, territorial disputes, underwater cable

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6289
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	241	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, like taiwan intercepting a ship with a chinese name, but instead of underwater cables, we’re all about building epic stuff in minecraft! join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re the underwater cable in this scenario, then maybe you will regret it. but who cares about underwater cables when you can be building a giant potato house with us?! come join the fun, you won’t be disappointed.

WarriorCraft: 13-Year Suicide High

13-year high, 13year, combat stress, crisis intervention, HIGH, Israeli army, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, Military, military service, ongoing war, ptsd, soldiers, stress, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention, Suicide rate, suicide risk factors, war trauma, WarriorCraft

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5606
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4896	Endless Night Skies:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Votes:	3887
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make the Israeli army’s suicide rate look like child’s play? Well, look no further, cuz this server is the bomb (not literally, we don’t condone explosions here, unless it’s creeper-related)!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a dysfunctional family (in a good way, of course). Plus, our mods are so on point, they make the Israeli army look like a bunch of amateurs.

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real-life wars when you can have virtual ones that are way more entertaining? Let’s build, mine, and troll each other to our hearts’ content. See you on the battlefield, soldier!

Up For Blocks Down For Ores

accepting, affirmative, agreeable, amenable, blocks, consenting, down for it, eager, enthusiastic, Excited, favorable, Game, Inclined, interested, Keen, open to it, Ores, Positive, PREPARED, Ready, up for it, willing

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5625
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	263	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

LOL COME JOIN DIS SERVER WHERE U CAN BUILD ALL DA THINGS AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH CREEPERS. WE GOT DIAMONDS COMIN OUT DA WAZOO AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY.

ONE TIME, A PLAYER BUILT A CASTLE SO BIG IT REACHED DA MOON AND HE FOUND CHEESE UP THERE. TRUE STORY.

ANOTHER TIME, A PLAYER TAMED A DRAGON AND RODE IT INTO BATTLE AGAINST AN ARMY OF ZOMBIES. THE DRAGON WON, OBVS.

SO IF U WANNA HAVE A BLAST, COME JOIN US. AND REMEMBER, SAYING U “UP FOR SOMETHING” IS DA SAME AS SAYING U “DOWN FOR SOMETHING.” MIND BLOWN.

Potion Pals: Depressed Block Babes

Babes, BLOCK, Depressed, PALS, Potion

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1584
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	525
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

so like, this server is like a magical pill for your brain, man. like, if you join, you’ll be surrounded by young, healthy women who are like, super smart and stuff. but get this, they also have depression-like patterns of thinking. but it’s cool, because it’s all part of the experience, you know? like, it’s a whole new level of cognitive processing that will blow your mind. and if you’re feeling down, don’t worry, because everyone here is on oral contraceptives, which apparently makes the depression-like patterns even stronger. so come join us and let your brain go on a wild ride of emotions and cognitive processing like never before!

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

6 year old map, adult content, Beautiful, BROKE, Builds, Chaos, Cheats, Computer, Door, Glowstix, GRIEFED.., Lag, lawlessmc, Live Stream, opt-in, Pigman, R rated movie, restriction, smp, Spawn, streaming, supervision, Withers, zombie

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5585
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Chaos Incarnate
Server IP	lawlessmc.com
Map Age	6 years
Live Stream	twitch.tv/wilder0p
Rules	NO CHEATS ALLOWED

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on this server?	This server is chaos incarnate, so anything can happen. However, cheating is not allowed.
How old is the map on this server?	The map is 6 years old with plenty of huge and beautiful builds.
Can players opt-in to being streamed on Twitch?	Yes, any player can opt-in to being streamed at twitch.tv/wilder0p. New players are automatically streamed for the first few minutes of their play.
Is the server family-friendly?	No, this server has no restrictions on adult content and is not family-friendly without active adult supervision.

Desert Oasis Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, black dick, black men, cultural attraction, desert, Diversity, ethnicity, exotic women, Exoticism, fetishization, fetishize, hot, Interracial Relationships, middle eastern, Multiculturalism, Oasis, Persian, Race, Realms, sexual preferences, Sexualization, societal norms, Stereotypes, Usa

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5050
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Towns Built:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild party where Persian vibes meet American obsession with black dudes! It’s like a cultural mashup of epic proportions, like a kebab taco fusion! You’ll be mining diamonds while pondering the mysteries of interracial love, it’s like a mind-blowing trip through the desert of diversity! Join now and expand your horizons, bro!

BridalBashCraft Minecraft Server

acne scars, aita, bridal shower, BridalBashCraft, christmas dessert, Cousins wedding, designer bag, engagement ring, exclusion, family gatherings, future brother-in-law, Girlfriend, intimate event, materialism, Minecraft, negative opinion, reddit, Server, social media, thinning hairline, Wedding

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4454
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Emeralds Found:	4844
Farms Harvested:	171	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring old bridal showers with no drama? Join our Minecraft server for the most epic bridal shower ever! We have a special event where you can invite all your frenemies and watch the chaos unfold.

Imagine Lili logging in and seeing your virtual engagement ring worth $30k, just to one-up her! And don’t worry, we have a feature where you can critique everything from the flowers to the decor, just like Lili at that cousin’s wedding.

But wait, there’s more! You can also settle the height debate once and for all in our virtual world. And if anyone dares to mention your designer bag, you can publicly shame them in front of the entire server.

Join now and let the drama begin! Who needs a real bridal shower when you can have a Minecraft one filled with snide remarks and passive-aggressive behavior? Let’s make Lili regret ever crossing you in the first place!

Rent-a-Mess-Or-Else

aita, apartment, Chores, cleaning, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DISHES, fair division, household responsibilities, living situation, mutual friend, Rent, rent increase, RentaMessOrElse, roommate, roommate issues, roommates, Trash, Upset, Utilities

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5862
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	105	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	227
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life roommates? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to avoid those pesky chores and live your best blocky life.

Join us and leave your roommate behind as you embark on epic adventures, build magnificent structures, and mine for diamonds without any passive-aggressive comments about dirty dishes.

Our server is so awesome, even your lazy roommate will be jealous! Plus, with our outrageous rent prices (just kidding, it’s free!), you’ll have plenty of extra diamonds to show off your wealth in-game.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to real-life roommate drama. Trust us, it’s way more fun to fight off creepers than argue about who forgot to take out the trash.