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GetOutSon Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2454
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Buildings Constructed:	26	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Zombie Dances:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	14

Are you tired of living with your 30-year-old son who refuses to adult and just plays video games all day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and no annoying adult children living in your basement rent-free!

Say goodbye to enabling your son and hello to building your dream virtual world with us! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t feel guilty for pushing your son to move out, feel empowered to join our server and live your best blocky life!

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	425
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	231	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	425	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9998
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Buildings Constructed:	43	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Falling into the Void:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2014	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Potions Brewed:	110	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4393
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5804
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Emeralds Found:	9935
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9841
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9732
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Astral Projections Made:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

Screenshots 1

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Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4273
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Votes:	605	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3092
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6646
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Endless Night Skies:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1109
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3435
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Divine Spears Created:	23
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Farms Harvested:	637	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1749
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5082
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Animals Bred:	101

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6357
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dimension Hops:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	New Chunks Explored:	354896

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

Players:	90/200	Votes:	2809
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mines Excavated:	3349