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EuroCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, Criticize, economic impact, elon musk, Emmanuel Macron, environmental concerns, EuroCraft, European leaders, global leadership, government response, innovation, international relations, Minecraft, political reactions, public opinion, public statements, renewable energy, Server, social media, space exploration, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8927
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Crops Grown:	8832	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Votes:	7633	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join because, like, Emmanuel Macron and other European leaders are, like, constantly criticizing Elon Musk for not playing on our server. they’re, like, so jealous of all the fun we’re having, building crazy stuff and fighting off creepers. it’s, like, the ultimate power move to join and show them who’s boss. plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get a special power-up that lets you ride a flying pig into battle. how insane is that?! so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and show those European leaders who’s really in charge!

CraftyTrudeauGone

Canada, Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, CraftyTrudeauGone, Government, justin trudeau, leadership change, Liberal leader, liberal party of Canada, political announcement, political career, political decision, political future, political leadership, political news, political party, prime minister, resignation, resigning, stepping down, trudeau

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4597
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6616
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Animals Bred:	155
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

so like, trudeau was all like “i resign as liberal leader” and we were like “whaaaat?!” but then we were like, come join our minecraft server instead! we have flying pigs and dancing llamas and a secret underground disco party with villagers! trudeau may have quit politics but you can join our server and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom! plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds and a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe). so forget about trudeau and come join the craziest minecraft server ever!

DepressoCraft: Mind Over Pixels

brain imaging, brain training, cognitive therapy, depression treatment, DepressoCraft, emotional regulation, fMRI, Interventions, mental health, mental illness, Mental well-being, Mind, mood disorders, neural activity, neurofeedback, neuroplasticity, neuroscience, pixels, psychiatric disorders, psychiatric treatment, single session, systematic review, therapy techniques

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	961
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2872
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

so, liek, u know how sometimes u feel liek ur brain is all messed up and u just wanna scream into the void? well, dis minecraft server is liek the ultimate brain therapy, bro. we got fMRI neurofeedback up in dis place, so u can literally train ur brain to be less depressed in just one session. no more sad vibes, just happy block building and creepers to blow up. join us and say goodbye to ur depression, one block at a time.

What is the IP for Markiplier Minecraft Server?

collab, Funny Moments, Liar’s Bar, liar’s bar funny moments, liar’s bar multiplayer, liar’s bar update, liars bar markiplier, lordminion777, mark bob wade, markiplier, Minecraft, multiplayer, muyskerm, part 2, Server

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3520
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Potions Brewed:	48	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Markiplier, born Mark Fischbach on June 28, 1989, is a popular American YouTuber and internet personality known for his gaming videos and comedic commentary. With over 29 million subscribers on his YouTube channel, Markiplier has become one of the most recognizable figures in the online gaming community. He is also known for his philanthropy work, raising millions of dollars for various charitable causes through his livestreams and fundraising campaigns.

Ivory Legends 1.20.1

1.20.1, adult content, built for sex, fetish, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Ivory, kink, Legends, LGBTQ, sexual desire, sexual exploration, sexual objectification, sexual orientation, sexual stereotypes, Sexualization, taboo, trannies, Transgender, transgender community, transgender women, transsexual, White

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5603
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something wild – white trannies are built for sex on this server! I’m talking about some next level shenanigans that will make your blocky head spin. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else in the Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for a ride you won’t forget!

MommaDrama Minecraft Server

accidental overdose, Adopted, biological mom, childhood trauma, Communication Issues, coping mechanisms, denial, Druggies, Drugs, emotional baggage, family dynamics, Flashbacks, foster care, game consoles, Grandfather, Grief, middle school, Minecraft, MommaDrama, Server, Stolen, Trauma, unresolved issues

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4741
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama and dive into the blocky world of fun and adventure! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy challenges, and a community that will have you laughing till your diamond armor breaks!

Need a break from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to escape from all the chaos and build your dream world without any interruptions. Plus, with our friendly players and helpful staff, you’ll feel right at home in no time.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging twitching grandfathers and pissing druggies? Only on our server, of course! And don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any real-life drama here – just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun.

So come on, join us and leave all your troubles behind. Who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and a whole world to explore? See you in the game, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

HomelessHomieHaterGF

Boyfriend, depression, Financial Stability, friendship, Homeless, HomelessHomieHaterGF, ignoring, Intentions, love bombing, Motel, Narcissistic, reaching out, red flags, relationship, social media, Spiraling, Struggling, Support, Trailer, UNCOMFORTABLE, Worried

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	330
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Runes Activated:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing and friendships are constantly imploding! Join us for a wild ride filled with love bombing, narcissistic freak outs, and unexpected moves to trailer parks in other states.

Looking for a server where you can witness relationships accelerate at an alarming pace and see friends beg each other to introduce them to their Tinder matches? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being homeless in a new city, struggling to find work and food, all while your partner drives Uber in the only car you share. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and financial instability that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us on this server where the drama never ends and the red flags are always flying high. Who needs stability when you can have chaos and uncertainty at every turn? Join now and see if you’re the asshole for not reaching out to your homeless friend in need!

DadCraft SMP: Single Dude Edition

advice, Challenges, children, Commitment, Communication, Community, dad, DadCraft, dude, Edition, family, Fatherhood, love, parenting, parents, patience, reddit, relationships, responsibilities, Role Model, single, single dudes, smp, Support, Tips

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2023
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Towns Built:	6

Yo yo yo, listen up fellow gamers! Are you tired of playing Minecraft all by your lonesome? Well, have I got the server for you! This SMP is like no other, filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Join us on this epic journey where you can become a dad in Minecraft! That’s right, you heard me. You can raise your own little blocky children, teach them how to mine and craft, and watch them grow into strong, independent villagers. But be warned, parenting in Minecraft is no easy task. Your kids might turn out to be creepers or zombies, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the entire Minecraft world. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their llama dictatorship? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate dad of the blocky world. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it, bro!

BlockyLoveQuest

Affection, BlockyLoveQuest, Commitment, Connection, Deep love, devotion, emotional, emotions, Falling In Love, feelings, Happiness, Heart, infatuation, long term, love, Passion, relationships, Romantic, Signs Of Love, soulmate, true love

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8133
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you dream of building a castle with your one true blocky love? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll fall head over square heels in love with our vibrant community of players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be home to a secret love potion recipe that will make any player fall in love with you instantly. Just imagine the possibilities of ruling the server with your pixelated soulmate by your side.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the love (and the chaos) begin!

Iron-Free Brain Boosters

aging, antioxidants, Boosters, Brain, brain aging, brain function, brain health, brain health benefits, brain health nutrients, brain iron accumulation, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, iron buildup, iron-chelating nutrients, IronFree, memory enhancement, memory improvement, neuroprotection, nutrient supplementation, nutrient-rich diet, polyunsaturated fatty acids, VITAMINS

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	954
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Dimension Hops:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	111	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Villages Defended:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

so like, u know how sometimes u forget where u put ur diamonds in minecraft? well, this server is like a brain booster for ur minecraft skills! we got all these crazy nutrients in our virtual food that will make u remember where u put all ur precious loot! join us and never lose track of ur diamonds again! plus, our server is so lit that u will never experience cognitive decline while playing. u will be building epic structures and slaying mobs like a pro! come join us and level up ur minecraft game like never before!

SCP: SITE-19

Chaos Insurgency, Chat, Discord, Events, Lag, Longplay, Minecraft, navigation, OWNER, ping spikes, player-SCPs, Roleplay, rp, S-NAV devices, Scp, SCP Foundation, SCP-Themed project, Server, Site19, Soul, surface area, Tasks, underground facility

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7298
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	7

SITE-19 Roleplay Server

“SITE-19” is just released minecraft RP server, in which you will be able to play as possibly any member of the SCP Foundation, and groups of interest, such as Chaos Insurgency. Variety of events will be hosted, on yet largest minecraft SCP-Themed project, featuring 3.5km2 underground facility, and LARGE surface area. I realize the issue with navigation in the facility, but we have S-NAV devices.

Everything will be hosted on paid off by owner server on vanilla, meaning no lag or ping spikes! (Message from owner: Please join I put my soul into this.)

Help the server grow, and join our server to chat with like-minded people, and soon, we plan to organize longplay full site roleplay session, where we will also have player-SCPs and interesting tasks!

https://discord.gg/MHm6RBtuRy

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is this server new?	Yes, the server has just been released.
What can I play as on the server?	You can play as any member of the SCP Foundation or groups of interest like Chaos Insurgency.
What features does the server have?	The server features a 3.5km2 underground facility, large surface area, and S-NAV devices for navigation.
Is there any lag on the server?	No, the server is hosted on a paid off by owner server with no lag or ping spikes.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on the Discord link provided.

Forgive Her Now Server 1.21

Emotional healing, Forgive, forgiveness, forgiveness and acceptance, forgiveness and growth, forgiveness and healing, forgiveness and love, forgiveness and peace, forgiveness journey, forgiveness meditation, forgiveness practice, forgiveness process, forgiveness quotes, forgiveness therapy, healing, letting go, moving on, relationships, releasing anger, releasing resentment, self-forgiveness, Server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	552
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Towns Built:	1

Yo, bros, forget about that drama and join this epic Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

You’ll be mining like a pro and building like a boss in no time. Plus, the community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether.

And don’t even get me started on the events – we’ve got more fun than a creeper in a fireworks factory. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s craft some memories together!

ManlyMinerMinecraft SMP

Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, male behavior, male bonding, male camaraderie, male characteristics, male culture, male experiences, male identity, male perspective, male pride, male privilege, male psychology, male traits, manhood, ManlyMinerMinecraft, Masculinity, smp, societal expectations, traditional masculinity

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4617
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Divine Spears Created:	24
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Yo bros, do you like Minecraft? Do you like smashing blocks and building epic castles? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. It’s so lit, even Herobrine would be jealous.

Join us on this epic adventure where we fight dragons with our bare hands and ride pigs into battle. We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, but shhh, don’t tell anyone.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise. They give us special powers like flying and shooting lasers from our eyes. It’s totally legit, bro.

So come join us on this wild ride of chaos and mayhem. Who needs sanity when you have a Minecraft SMP like this? Let’s go, gamers!

ProCraftinateStopCheatCode

Accountability, cheat code, discipline, efficiency, Focus, goal-setting, habits, mental toughness, motivation, organization, overcoming procrastination, Prioritization, ProCraftinateStopCheatCode, procrastinating, productivity, self-control, self-discipline, stop procrastinating, success, Time management, work ethic

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7592
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Are you tired of wasting hours procrastinating instead of building epic structures in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate cheat code to stop procrastinating! Join us and say goodbye to boring tasks and hello to endless adventures in a world where the only limit is your imagination.

Our server is so addictive that once you join, you’ll never want to leave. We have secret quests that will challenge even the most seasoned players, hidden treasures waiting to be discovered, and a community of players who are always up for a good laugh.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a legendary cheat code hidden somewhere in the depths of our server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic eagle. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unlock the cheat code to stop procrastinating once and for all!

NukeCraft: Trump’s Deal or Boom Minecraft Server

boom, Deal, Minecraft, nukecraft, Server, Trumps

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6370
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Gods Slained:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	251
Mines Excavated:	2876	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	7

lol come join our minecraft server where we make deals with creepers before considering a strike! our advisers have privately conceded that our building skills are so far along that the “maximum pressure” strategy might not be effective against our epic creations. the EU has made it clear that a new deal needs to be reached by summer or else our diamond armor will be unstoppable. join now for a chance to negotiate with skeletons and trade with villagers for the best loot in town! #minecraftdiplomacy

Players:	97/400	Votes:	8894
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ores Mined:	4542	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Alien Abductions:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Mines Excavated:	1446