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BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6142
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mines Excavated:	4787	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

BadBlockz_Server

bad thought, BadBlockz_Server, challenging negative thoughts, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner dialogue, mental health, mental resilience, mindfulness, negative emotions, negative self-talk, negative thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-control, self-doubt

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2656
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

NaziPurgeCraft

accomplices, collaboration, Dutch citizens, Dutch history, Dutch resistance, european history, Genocide, historical records, Holocaust, Nazi collaborators, Nazi occupation, Nazi regime, Nazi sympathizers, NaziPurgeCraft, Netherlands, perpetrators, Suspected collaborators, War Crimes, war criminals, War tribunals, world war II

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8477
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3043
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

so, liek, dis server is lit af cuz, like, we got 425,000 suspektd nazi collaborators’ names published, yo. u can join dis server and be part of da epic quest to uncover all da secrets and take down da bad guys. we got crazy adventures, insane battles, and u can even ride on a flying pig while fighting off evil skeletons. come join us and be part of da epic minecraft journey, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.

Bloom SMP

Active Discord, Anti-Griefing, Bloom, Discord, friendly staff team, gameplay-enhancing-plugins, not modded, Regular Events, smp, Website, Welcoming Community

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6453
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

BBQ Oasis Server 1.21

bbq, culinary culture, customer demand, Dedication, employees, Food Industry, hard work, long hours, meat lovers, Oasis, Popular, prep work, Profitable, Restaurant, Server, Small Business, smoked meats, southern cuisine, texas, unique concept, weekend only, weekends

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6204
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Crops Grown:	9390	Dragons Tamed:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a BBQ joint in Texas – only open on weekends but still making mad cash, just like those creepers dropping loot! Join this server for a taste of that sweet, smoky goodness and get ready to feast on some epic builds and crazy adventures. Don’t be a noob, join now and let’s get this party started!

FriendshipStruggles Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, aita, Balancing, Boundaries, canceled plans, Communication, concern, dismissed feelings, Emotional Abuse, emotional needs, friendship, FriendshipStruggles, hurt, ignored, ISOLATION, Meeting, Minecraft, mutual friend, panic attack, Server, Struggling, Support

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4142
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mines Excavated:	4201	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest stories and craziest escapades that will leave you questioning reality.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?

So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!

PissedCraft: AITA? WifeMad

aita, Birthday, Brazil, children, DEBT, defuse situation, Europe, greece, husband, last minute tickets, Maceió, Marriage, medical assistance, Paris, pissed off, PissedCraft, savings, spain, Surprise, travel, Wife, WifeMad

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2381
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Potions Brewed:	99
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Alien Abductions:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Are you tired of dealing with a travel-loving spouse who expects extravagant trips on their birthday every year? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for a while.

On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without breaking the bank or dealing with any angry spouses. No need to worry about debt, health issues, or expensive plane tickets – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

And hey, if you ever feel like surprising your spouse with a virtual trip, you can always build them a pixelated Eiffel Tower or a blocky Greek island. Who needs real travel when you have the endless possibilities of Minecraft at your fingertips?

So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual travel buddy to explore the pixelated world with. Just don’t forget to pack your diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor – you never know what adventures await in our crazy Minecraft server!

PerspectiveShiftMC SMP

altered perspective, awakening, changed worldview, defining moment, different outlook, epiphany, eye-opening, life altering event, life changing, new outlook, paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective shift, PerspectiveShiftMC, pivotal event, profound impact, Self Discovery, shift in mindset, smp, transformative experience, transformative moment, turning point

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9457
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Love Letters Sent:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I’m on. It’s like, the most lit server ever, I swear. So, like, there was this one time where we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato, right? And then, out of nowhere, a herd of zombie pigs attacked us and we had to defend our precious potato statue with our lives. It was insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. One time, we all got together and decided to have a dance party in the Nether. Yeah, you heard me right, the Nether. We were busting out our best dance moves while dodging fireballs from ghasts. It was wild, man.

And don’t even get me started on the time we all went on a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken. Yeah, you read that right, a diamond chicken. We searched far and wide, battling mobs and solving puzzles, until we finally found it. And let me tell you, that chicken laid the most epic diamond eggs you’ve ever seen.

So, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a total game-changer, bro.

BlockyBoysRealm

baby boy names, best boy names, BlockyBoysRealm, boy names, boy names ideas, boy names inspiration, boy names list, boy names suggestions, classic boy names, cool boy names, cute boy names, favorite baby boy names, favorite boy name, handsome boy names, modern boy names, popular boy names, strong boy names, top boy names, traditional boy names, trendy boy names, unique boy names

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6867
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Magic Items Found:	6258
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you block-building maniacs out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Will you dare to challenge his clucky reign?

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic adventure and let your creativity run wild! Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else.

ElectionCraft2020

cyber attacks, Diplomacy, economic impact, election, ElectionCraft2020, Entities, foreign interference, global affairs, Government, HACKING, influence, international relations, Iranian, Manipulation, Politics, Russian, sanctions, sanctions list, SECURITY, united states, US

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1838
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

so like, you know how the US is all like “no no no, you can’t mess with our elections”? well, this server is like the complete opposite of that! we ENCOURAGE you to mess with everything! want to start a fake campaign for president of the server? go for it! want to bribe other players with diamonds to vote for you? totally allowed! we even have a special “influence the election” mini-game where you can try to sway the votes in your favor. join now and show those pesky sanctions who’s boss!

Anarchy Minecraft server

Anarchy, Donations, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6434
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

The best Anarchy with Donations for you!

DominusVoid.aternos.me

Forgotten Realms

Adventure, Anime, casual player, challenge, Click away, Discord, DOMINATE, Dragon Balls, dragon slayer, ENERGY, Equip, explosive, Forgotten, legendary items, loot boxes, mumen rider, power system, Realms, seasoned pro, smp, Teleporting, Unique

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1051
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Enchantments Applied:	188	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Welcome to Forgotten Realms!
Are you ready for a Bedrock Minecraft adventure like no other? Look no further! Forgotten Realms combines thrilling gameplay with a unique, anime-inspired power system that’s easy to enjoy—even if you’ve never watched anime.
Every player gets a randomly assigned power upon joining. Will you wield the explosive might of Killer Queen, the teleporting finesse of Boogie Woogie, or the unstoppable energy of a Super Saiyan? The possibilities are endless!
Explore the map to uncover loot boxes filled with legendary items like the Dragon Slayer sword, Mumen Rider’s helmet, and even the mythical Dragon Balls. Equip yourself and dominate the realm!
Join Us Today: Add WonderfulRIVET on Discord to join the server and experience the Forgotten Realms for yourself. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a casual player, adventure is just a click away.
What are you waiting for? The Forgotten Realms are calling—answer the challenge!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, add WonderfulRIVET on Discord and follow the instructions provided to connect to Forgotten Realms.

2. What anime-inspired powers are available in the game?

Some of the anime-inspired powers available include Killer Queen, Boogie Woogie, and Super Saiyan. Each player is randomly assigned a power upon joining.

3. What legendary items can I find in loot boxes?

You can find legendary items like the Dragon Slayer sword, Mumen Rider’s helmet, and Dragon Balls in loot boxes scattered throughout the map.

4. Is the server suitable for both experienced players and casual players?

Yes, Forgotten Realms welcomes players of all skill levels. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a casual player, there’s adventure waiting for you on the server.

5. How can I dominate the realm?

To dominate the realm, equip yourself with legendary items and master your anime-inspired powers in gameplay. Explore the map, defeat opponents, and rise to the top of Forgotten Realms.

Kronii Fauna Quest 1.21

Analysis, black stream, Connections, Conspiracy, Enna, Fauna, Fauna speculation, friendship, friendship evidence, history lesson, investigation, Kronii, legal documents, Mystery, proof, Quest, relationships, Selen, speculation, Termination, theory, youtube video

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7803
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Emeralds Found:	9554	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! Like, imagine if Selen and Enna were Minecraft buddies, that’s the vibe we got going on here! Legal documents mentioning Enna by name? Bruh, that’s some next level drama, you gotta be a part of this madness! Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft friendships and drama unfold before your very eyes! Don’t miss out, join now and be a part of the chaos!

BloomCraft Minecraft Server

aita, BloomCraft, Bridesmaids, consideration, cooperation, cousin, decision, Dilemma, ENGAGEMENT, family, flower girl, groomsmen, junior bridesmaid, matching dress, Minecraft, nephew, Niece, Pictures, Proposal, ring bearer, Server, special job, Upset, Wedding

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7940
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Void Gems Collected:	24
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dimension Hops:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle family drama in the most epic way possible! Join us and witness the intense rivalry between flower girls and ring bearers as they battle it out for the spotlight on the big day.

Experience the thrill of choosing sides and making tough decisions like whether to have two flower girls or risk a meltdown from a jealous niece. Who will come out on top in this ultimate showdown of wedding roles?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for unexpected twists and turns as we navigate the treacherous waters of family politics and wedding planning. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who causes chaos at the ceremony?

Join now and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs dragons and creepers when you have family drama to keep you on your toes?

LostCraftFamFinder

AGGRESSIVE, Asshole, basement suite, charges, court date, disappeared, distraught, doubtful, doubts, email, family, friend’s family, INFORMATION, location, LostCraftFamFinder, missing person, public information, public record, Safety, strange, Upset

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8553
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Buildings Constructed:	13
Runes Activated:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	196	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with mystery and drama! Just like the disappearance of my friend’s basement-dwelling roommate, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists.

Explore hidden secrets and uncover court dates for unknown charges, just like a detective on a mission. Who knows what kind of trouble you’ll stumble upon in our virtual world?

And don’t worry about being called an asshole for sharing information – on our server, we encourage communication and teamwork. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover a scandalous plot or two along the way.

So come join us for a thrilling adventure that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

Players:	109/700	Votes:	3957
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Villages Defended:	18
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	417
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1