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Threaded Hispanic Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, Asians, attention seeking, Behavior, Blacks, controversial topics, deflect attention, discrimination, Haven, Hispanic, Hispanics, inflammatory language, jeets, muslims, online forums, prejudice, racial tensions, racism, scapegoating, Seething, Social Issues, threaded, Threads, Whites

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6673
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Void Gems Collected:	29

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through the twisted mind of a shizo crazy 4chan anon!

We got players making threads seething about every race under the sun, just to distract themselves from the real chaos happening in the game. It’s like a social experiment gone wrong, but in the best way possible!

Join us if you want to question reality, make mistakes, and regret everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. It’s a rollercoaster of madness, and you won’t want to get off!

ColdCraft Minecraft Server

adulting, Boundaries, coldcraft, Communication, Confrontation, emotional intelligence, emotional maturity, friendship, ghosting, Honesty, Jealousy, judgmental, lying.., Manipulation, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal growth, possessiveness, self reflection, self-care, Server, toxic behavior, unhealthy relationships

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2223
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dimension Hops:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are made and broken faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate the treacherous waters of fake friends and backstabbing buddies.

Our server is filled with drama, intrigue, and betrayal – just like a soap opera, but with pixelated blocks. You’ll never know who to trust as you build, mine, and survive in this chaotic world.

Meet new people, make new enemies, and watch out for those who pretend to be your friend only to stab you in the back. It’s a wild ride that will keep you on your toes and questioning everyone’s motives.

So come join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama of our Minecraft server. Just remember, trust no one and always watch your back – you never know who might turn on you next!

DadDebtDilemma

bills, christmas gifts, communication breakdown, DadDebtDilemma, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, Filipino culture, financial responsibilities, Financial Stability, financial struggles, financial support, heartbroken, inflation, long distance family, monthly allowance, parental expectations, Resentment, sibling support, standing my ground, unappreciated

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2185
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mines Excavated:	3791
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Are you tired of family drama and financial stress in real life? Come join our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about bills or demanding family members. No more chaotic group chats or ungrateful relatives – just peaceful mining and crafting.

Join now and leave all the drama behind! Build your own balikbayan boxes filled with virtual goodies and enjoy a stress-free virtual life. And don’t worry, we won’t ask for extra money for Christmas – in fact, we’ll give you virtual gifts instead!

Escape to our server, where the only chaos is caused by creepers and the only drama is deciding what color to dye your sheep. Say goodbye to real-life family issues and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft!

RegretKidnappingMe – Minecraft SMP

Kidnapped Regret Captors Resistance Strength Survival Courage Self-defense Escape Fight back Tough Resourceful Resilient Determined Unbreakable Fearless Fierce Fighter Protector Warrior, Minecraft, RegretKidnappingMe, smp

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	252
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	6932	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Runes Activated:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil villagers. Plus, if you get kidnapped, our admin will swoop in on a dragon and rescue you with a sword made of pure awesomeness. Trust me, you do NOT want to miss out on this epic adventure! #JoinNow #BestSMPever #FlyingPigsFTW

CreeperCarnage: IdealDeathZn

CreeperCarnage, death contemplation, death fulfillment, death preferences, death reflection, death satisfaction, death scenario, death wishes, desired death, end of life, final moments, ideal death, ideal way to die, IdealDeathZn, mortality acceptance, peaceful departure, peaceful passing, perfect death, preferred death, preferred passing, ultimate death

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6745
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	188	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Villages Defended:	17
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only way to die is by falling off a cliff or getting attacked by a zombie? Well, look no further because on our server, we offer the most EPIC ways to meet your demise! Want to be squished by a giant flying pig? Done. How about being turned into a block of cheese by a mischievous wizard? We got you covered. Join our server for the ultimate death experience and see if you can survive the insanity!

AssadCraft: Poisoned in Moscow

Assad, AssadCraft, assassination plot, chemical attack, conspiracy theories, Dictatorship, Government, international news, MIDDLE EAST, Moscow, Ousted leader, Poisoned, poisoning attempt, political turmoil, Politics, regime change, russia, security threat, Syria, unverified reports, War Crimes, world leaders

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8647
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Divine Spears Created:	28
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	3290	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

LOL JOIN THIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE HAVE MORE DRAMA THAN A POISONING ATTEMPT ON A SYRIAN LEADER IN MOSCOW!

WE GOT MORE TWISTS AND TURNS THAN A ROLLERCOASTER MADE OUT OF TNT! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA SEE SOME EPIC PVP BATTLES AND BUILD A HOUSE MADE OUT OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

WE GOT MORE SECRETS THAN A SPY AGENCY AND MORE LAUGHS THAN A CLOWN CONVENTION! SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE MADNESS, YOU WON’T REGRET IT… PROBABLY!

ZelieCraft Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarchy, Community, competitive, Creative, Gaming, Hardcore, minecraft server, mmorpg, multiplayer, online platform, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival, VPI, Vulture, ZelieCraft

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7792
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	4549
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Star Shards Collected:	165	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Secret Passages Found:	4

ZelieCraft is a server based on a small online platform.

We have:

Anarchy

Vulture

VPI

Hardcore

Pvp

ZelieCraft.aternos.me

Mystic Enchanted Isles 1.21.1

1.21.1, Enchanted, horny, Isles, lol, lol omg, LOL OMG she, LOL OMG she is, LOL OMG she is so, LOL OMG she is so horny, mystic, OMG, OMG she, OMG she is, OMG she is so, OMG she is so horny, She, She is, she is so, she is so horny, so, so horny, SOOO

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5753
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, the mobs in this server are so frickin’ horny, like they’re all just tryna get it on 24/7. It’s like a freakin’ love fest up in here, but with creepers and skeletons instead of humans. And let me tell you, the Ender Dragon? Total freak in the sheets, if you catch my drift. So if you wanna get your Minecraft freak on, you better join this server right now, before all the mobs find other partners to get it on with. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, Communication, coworker, Coworkers, exclusion, feelings, friendship, invite, judgment, Minecraft, mutual coworkers, office dynamics, personal events, relationships, Server, small guest list, social etiquette, Upset, Wedding, WeddingCraft, work

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2241
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Divine Spears Created:	18	Animals Bred:	122
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with wedding drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where everyone is invited to the virtual wedding of the century! No need to worry about hurting anyone’s feelings because in our pixelated world, everyone is a friend and everyone gets an invite.

Join us and witness the epic love story between a Minecraft player and their diamond pickaxe. Watch as they say “I do” in front of a crowd of creepers and skeletons, with fireworks made of TNT lighting up the sky.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most exclusive virtual wedding event of the year. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun in Minecraft? Join now and be part of the madness!

FriendzoningWife101

abandonment issues, Boundaries, Clingy, Communication, compromise, dnd, emotional wellbeing, Free Time, Friends, FriendzoningWife101, Honesty, love, Marriage, personal time, relationships, self-care, separation anxiety, Support, Understanding, Wife, work

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3209
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from clingy partners and enjoy some quality gaming time with your friends!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world without any interruptions from your significant other. No more cold shoulders or timers dictating when you can join them in bed – here, you’re free to play as long as you want!

So come on over and let loose on our server, where you can finally have the gaming experience you deserve without any guilt trips or snide remarks. Build, explore, and have a blast without worrying about being the “asshole” for wanting some time for yourself. Join now and say goodbye to clingy partners – it’s time to game in peace!

FakeDeathFiasco

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9851
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7520	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	328
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Have you ever wanted to escape your old life and start fresh? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and become a master of disguise like that one guy who faked his own death to get out of doing laundry.

Explore our vast world filled with hidden secrets and treasures, just like the secret bank account that guy set up before disappearing. Build your dream home and live out your wildest fantasies, just like that one person who faked their own death to avoid paying back their student loans.

But be warned, once you join our server, there’s no turning back. Just like how that one person who faked their own death is now living it up on a tropical island sipping margaritas. So come join us and start your new life today!

GayCraft: No Fines, Just Fun!

civil rights, discrimination, discrimination laws, equality, fines, freedom of expression, Fun, GayCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, LGBT community, LGBTQ, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ discrimination, LGBTQ equality, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ+ discrimination laws, looking too gay, party goers, russia, russia news, Russian government, social justice

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4205
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Farms Harvested:	177	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

so, like, if u wanna have a blast in minecraft, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like, the wildest party ever! we got pigs flying, chickens breakdancing, and cows doing the macarena. it’s lit, fam.

u know how in russia they be fining peeps for lookin’ too gay? well, on this server, u can be as gay as u want and no one’s gonna fine u. in fact, we encourage it! rainbow flags everywhere, drag queen zombies, and pride parades every day.

we got a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out, creepers doin’ shots of TNT, skeletons breakin’ it down on the dance floor, and endermen sippin’ on ender pearls. it’s like a rave, but with more explosions.

plus, we got the best mods in town. want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? we got it. wanna ride a unicorn into battle? we got it. wanna turn all the zombies into justin bieber fans? we got it (and we’re sorry).

so come join us on this wild ride, where the only rule is to have fun and be yourself. cuz on this server, being gay is A-OK!

Pixel Questrealm 1.20.3

1.20.3, console, controller, Gaming, gaming accessories, gaming console, gaming controller, gaming controller for PC, gaming controller for sale, gaming controller for Xbox, gaming device, gaming equipment, gaming essentials, gaming gear, Gaming hardware, gaming peripherals, gaming setup, gaming system, gaming technology, Gaming tools, PIXEL, Questrealm, video games

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6393
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Magic Items Found:	5388
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	14

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, I got your controller right here!

> Get ready to dive into a world where pigs fly and creepers do the moonwalk.

> We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box, so come get rich with us!

> Our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.

> Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more memes than you can shake a stick at.

> So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because this server is lit AF!

PetPals Minecraft Server

amphibians, bahamas, blue tongued skink, calling out, care, coworker, Divorce, exotic pets, herpetological society, ICKY, Investments, Love at first sight, Minecraft, PetPals, Pets, Phony, reptiles, Server, skink, Snakes, sus, wellbeing

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8884
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Enchantments Applied:	74
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Towns Built:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft server to join? Look no further, because we have Phony Fred as our server owner! That’s right, the guy who can’t even tell the difference between a snake and a lizard is running this show. But hey, who needs someone who knows what they’re talking about when you can have a server full of exotic pets like BIG ASS lizards and snakes that are basically the same thing, right?

Join us for a server experience like no other, where the owner’s stories are as wild as his claims of owning properties in the Bahamas. Who needs a finance bro when you have Phony Fred leading the way? So come on down and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the unit). And remember, when in doubt, just ignore Phony Fred and enjoy the chaos!

SisterSassCraft

childhood trauma, Communication Issues, emotional baggage, Emotional healing, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Therapy, father abandonment, feeling alone, feeling misunderstood, feeling unheard, parental favoritism, parental relationships, Resentment, seeking closure, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SisterSassCraft, Therapy, unresolved feelings

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5060
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Potions Brewed:	120	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Enchantments Applied:	155	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	New Chunks Explored:	395818

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama better than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and resentment, just like the OP’s relationship with their father!

Experience the thrill of building your virtual world while dealing with unresolved family issues, just like OP’s unresolved feelings towards their father! Will you be able to navigate through the complexities of family dynamics while also trying to survive in the blocky world of Minecraft?

Join now and immerse yourself in a world where therapy is not an option, but building epic structures and battling mobs is! Who needs closure when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to avoid? So come on, join our server and show us if you’re the real AITA (Am I The Architect) in this virtual world!

Players:	102/400	Votes:	371
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Zombie Dances:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Dragon Scales Harvested:	437	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ores Mined:	4740	Buildings Constructed:	27