CannoningMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4940
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Ores Mined:	4719
Alien Abductions:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6461
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Crops Grown:	3045	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Gods Slained:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9859
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7339
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8345
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1323
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Divine Spears Created:	26	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8983
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9749	Emeralds Found:	6121
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Dimension Hops:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5196
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
New Chunks Explored:	766220	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Zombie Dances:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3795
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2065
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Star Shards Collected:	267
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4831
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8933
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	499	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Love Letters Sent:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Falling into the Void:	0

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3518
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8197
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Falling into the Void:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4611
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

Players:	97/200	Votes:	8133
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Emeralds Found:	2172
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Farms Harvested:	211	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Mines Excavated:	1691
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Dragonkin Hatched:	4