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Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 97/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
Royal Courts Attended: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 8941
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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