yo, dis server be like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of diamonds and creepers. we got so much weed, even the cancer journal be writin’ about it! join us and get high on life while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off zombie mobs. we got so much green, you’ll think you in a jungle biome. come join da party and let’s blaze it up, minecraft style!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players: 103/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created: 20 Cozy Campfires Lit: 25
Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 36
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Peeing Tornado Minecraft SMP

    Peeing Tornado Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further than our server! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers.

    Join us if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing competitions, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And don’t even get me started on our annual Ender Dragon rodeo event – it’s like a bull riding competition, but with a giant dragon instead!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be warned, our server may cause uncontrollable laughter and a sudden urge to build a roller coaster that goes through the Nether.

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Farms Harvested: 353
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • AdoptedSisMC Server

    AdoptedSisMC Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a chance to build your own virtual family and create your own crazy stories.

    Imagine a world where your mom, Renee, gets emancipated at 16 and has a secret half-sister, Bridget, who was given up for adoption. And let’s not forget about your little sister, Anna, who had to be raised by you from infancy due to abusive parents. It’s like a soap opera, but with pixelated blocks!

    Join us for the chance to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where the only limits are your imagination. Who knows, you might even uncover some long-lost family secrets along the way. So come on, join our server and let the drama unfold!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 47 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Crops Grown: 2232
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • PhilippineSeaPirates

    PhilippineSeaPirates
    lol y’all ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit even german warships wanna visit? well come on down to our server where the action never stops! we got more drama than a reality show, with players sailing through the taiwan strait like it’s no big deal. beijing is shook, but we’re just here to have a good time and build some epic bases. join now for a wild ride through the south china sea and beyond!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Magic Items Found: 6216 Astral Amulets Crafted: 21

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Sahara

    Sahara

    Sahara is a Minecraft community inspired by Hermitcraft! We’re starting a new Season on September 14th – This will be our 5th Season which will run alongside our Eternal world that never resets. We pride ourselves on the community feel and we aim to be as inclusive and friendly as we can. Apply for the whitelist by going to join.saharaserver.com

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3308 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Gods Slained: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Sunny Polska Minecraft Server

    Sunny Polska Minecraft Server
    Good morning from our wacky Minecraft server! Are you ready for a day filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans? Join us and explore our crazy world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the macarena!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Polish Potato Palace, where players can feast on unlimited potatoes and ride on potato-powered minecarts. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Polish Pickle Party” event, where players can compete in pickle-themed challenges and win fabulous prizes!

    So come on down to our server and join the fun! Who knows what wacky antics await you in sunny Polska?

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 44 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Simpsons Minecraft SMP – Does This Actually Happen

    Simpsons Minecraft SMP – Does This Actually Happen
    Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, just like in the Simpsons! Join us for a wacky adventure filled with exploding donuts, mischievous Bart pranks, and a secret underground lair where Mr. Burns hoards all the diamonds.

    But that’s not all – we also have a rollercoaster made entirely of pink wool, a giant Krusty Burger that dispenses enchanted golden apples, and a portal to the Nether that leads to a Springfield-themed hell dimension.

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and hilarious as your favorite cartoon family, come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • OopsCraft: The Server of Regrets

    OopsCraft: The Server of Regrets
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Trust us, it’s a real cluckfest!

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just be careful not to break a bone while busting a move!

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Lava Parkour Challenge” where you have to jump from one lava pit to another while dodging flaming arrows shot by deranged villagers. It’s a real hot mess, but hey, that’s half the fun!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7 Void Gems Collected: 15
    Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 18

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Parrotfish Are Strangers’ Neighbors

    Parrotfish Are Strangers’ Neighbors
    yOu gotta join dis server cuz the parrotfish be wildin’ out here, man. dey be chasin’ strangers like dey owe ’em money, but dey all chill with da neighbors. it’s like a soap opera up in dis server, drama everywhere with dem parrotfish. come join da fun and see who gets chased next!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 3575
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Star Shards Collected: 263
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • SoulSteal

    SoulSteal

    Welcome to SoulSteal – The Ultimate Lifesteal Minecraft Experience!

    Step into the Shadows, Steal the Souls! Are you ready to dominate the Minecraft world like never before? SoulSteal brings you an electrifying Lifesteal experience where every moment is a battle for survival and supremacy!

    What is SoulSteal? SoulSteal is a groundbreaking Lifesteal Minecraft server that challenges your skills and strategy. Harvest the souls of your enemies to gain power and become the ultimate ruler of the realm. Can you rise to the top, or will you be the next to fall?

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 29 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • The Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    The Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Are you ready to dive into the chaotic world of OKFAMS? Join our Minecraft server and discuss each member in detail – from Okayu’s love for cats to Fubuki’s snowstorm powers. Rumor has it that Korone once tamed a creeper as her pet, and Ayame can summon skeletons with just a snap of her fingers. Mio and Subaru are known for their epic adventures, like the time they battled a dragon with nothing but wooden swords.

    Follow us on Twitter for daily updates on our crazy antics, like the time Okayu tried to ride a pig off a cliff (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well). Watch our hilarious videos, from Fubuki’s failed attempts at parkour to Ayame’s cooking disasters. Trust us, you won’t want to miss a single moment on this server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the OKFAMS madness! Just be sure to watch out for flying creepers and mischievous skeletons – you never know what’s lurking around the corner in this wild world.

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Law of Ueki Minecraft SMP

    Law of Ueki Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as epic as an anime battle tournament? Look no further! Our server is like Zatch Bell and Shaman King had a baby, but with a twist – you’ll be fighting to be king of the server with 100 other players!

    Join us for colorful characters, hilarious abilities, and early 2000s animation vibes that will make you feel like you’re in a classic anime. Plus, we’ve got the full manga adaptation, so you won’t miss a single moment of the action.

    Sure, there may be some censorship when it comes to blood, but who needs it when you’ve got exploding characters and epic battles? Come join us and experience the ridiculousness of the anime world in Minecraft form. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 10 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11
    Divine Spears Created: 28 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • PuppyPals Minecraft Server

    PuppyPals Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have any unexpected drop-ins like the OP did while dog sitting! Our server is equipped with top-notch security cameras to ensure that no one catches you topless while playing Minecraft.

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can water gardens at any time of day without judgment, because we understand the importance of conserving water during peak sun hours. Plus, our virtual hottub maintenance skills are unmatched – just ask our resident Minecraft pets!

    Don’t worry about being called “messy” for having a few plates in the sink, because on our server, cleanliness is subjective. And if anyone tries to fire you for being too comfortable while gaming, we’ll have your back and make sure you keep your hard-earned virtual currency.

    So come on over to our server and let loose, because here, the only thing you need to worry about is building the best Minecraft creations and having a blast with our friendly community. See you in the virtual world!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Void Armor Forged: 15 Herobrine Sightings: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • GroceryCraft: Splitting Bills & Blocks

    GroceryCraft: Splitting Bills & Blocks
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as generous as my bf’s disability checks? Look no further! Our server is so rich, it makes disability checks look like pocket change. Join us and experience the luxury of virtual living without the burden of real-life bills.

    Our server is so extravagant, even my bf’s under-the-table job can’t compare. With weekly payouts of $150 (in virtual currency, of course), you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time. And don’t worry about going out – who needs expensive dates when you can mine and craft to your heart’s content?

    Plus, with our server, you’ll never have to worry about asking for help. Our community is so supportive, you’ll feel like you’re living with your parents all over again. So come join us and let the virtual riches flow – just like my bf’s disability checks.

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Mythical Relics Collected: 18 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Whispering Caves Entered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • DiddyCraft Minecraft Server

    DiddyCraft Minecraft Server
    Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs got arrested in New York?! 😂🚔 Apparently, he was caught griefing someone’s epic castle and the owner called the Minecraft police on him! But don’t worry, Diddy’s attorney says it was all just a big misunderstanding and he’s back to building dope creations with us now. Join our server for the most lit adventures and drama you’ll ever experience! Plus, you never know who might get arrested next! 🔥🤣 #FreeDiddy #MinecraftMadness

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 148 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19 Phantom Rings Equipped: 8
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Mineshafts Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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