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Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 283 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 14 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 23 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3762 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 23 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
imagine u and ur friends teaming up to take down the evil canadian and mexican overlords who are trying to impose tariffs on ur precious resources. u can gather ur allies, build ur armies, and conquer the land in the name of ur own made-up country.
plus, there are exclusive in-game events where u can participate in epic battles, trade negotiations, and even diplomatic missions. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the next president of ur own virtual nation!
so what are u waiting for? join us now and let the trade war begin! (disclaimer: this is all just for fun and not meant to be taken seriously. please don’t actually start a real trade war with canada and mexico. thank u)