CanisoginSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CafeteriaCrew404

AITAH, alone, anemic, ARFID, begging, boarding high school, Breakfast, CafeteriaCrew404, caffeteria, Dinner, dorm, eating disorder, embarrassed, ENERGY, Friends, lunch, Meals, MONEY, roommate, Store, Yoghurt

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9800
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Astral Projections Made:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkward cafeteria moments and join a world where food is never an issue!

Join us if you’re tired of being begged to eat with your friends, because on our server, you can feast on virtual treats without any pressure. No more awkward yogurt moments, just endless possibilities to explore and build in a world where food preferences don’t matter.

Our server is the perfect place for players with unique dietary needs, like ARFID and anemia, to thrive without any judgment. Say goodbye to feeling bad about your food choices and hello to a community that understands and supports you.

So come join us and leave the cafeteria drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to a world where you can be yourself without any worries. Trust us, it’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

BoomerCraft SMP: Life-Lessons

BoomerCraft, lifelessons, smp

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5939
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our epic SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of attacking you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft – the legendary Diamond Obsidian Emerald Ore! Rumor has it that if you mine this block, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this – every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land filled with flying pigs and dancing creepers. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild SMP for the time of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting, baby!

DeathCraft: Fearless & Funny

acceptance, Afterlife, confronting fears, coping mechanisms, death acceptance, death anxiety, DeathCraft, embracing mortality, existentialism, facing mortality, fear of death, fear of the unknown, FEARLESS, fearlessness, funny, life and death, living fully, living with purpose, mindset, mortality, mortality awareness, philosophy, spirituality

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8965
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where death is the end of the line? Well fear not, because on our server, death is just the beginning of a wild adventure!

Join us and experience the thrill of respawning in a magical land filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking chickens. Who needs to be afraid of death when you can come back to life as a superhero with the power to shoot lasers from your eyes?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, death is actually a party where you get to hang out with famous historical figures like Abraham Lincoln and Cleopatra. They’ll teach you how to build epic monuments and conquer the world in style.

So why are you NOT afraid of death? Because on our server, death is just another excuse to have a blast and respawn in a world where anything is possible. Join us now and let the madness begin!

ArcticHeatwave Minecraft Server

Above Average, Arctic, ArcticHeatwave, climate change, climate crisis, climate emergency, Environment, environmental impact, extreme weather, global warming, ice loss, ice melt, melting, Midwinter, Minecraft, north pole, polar ice caps, polar region, record high temperatures, rising temperatures, Server, Temperatures, weather patterns

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5946
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Secret Passages Found:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Void Gems Collected:	27

come join our MINECRAFT server, where the north pole is melting faster than a snowman in a sauna! temperatures are so high, you can cook a turkey on an iceberg! but don’t worry, our server is COOLER than a polar bear’s toenails. we’ve got penguins riding polar bears, elves building snow forts, and santa claus mining for diamonds! join us for a frosty adventure that will melt your mind!

MineCraftySiesta37.5

37.5 hours, Economy, employment, european union, Government, job market, Labor, labor rights, legal working week, legislation, MineCraftySiesta37.5, MINISTERS, negotiations, Overtime, policy change, productivity, reduction, social reform, spain, Spanish, work-life balance

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2741
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Alien Abductions:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u get to play with spanish ministers who are like, cutting the legal working week to 37.5 hours just so they can play more minecraft with u. like, how crazy is that? they’re all like, “we gotta prioritize our gaming time, bro.” and they’re building these insane structures in the game, like a replica of the spanish parliament made entirely out of diamond blocks. u gotta join this server, man. it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity to game with the ministers of spain. plus, they’re all really good at pvp, so watch out for them in the arena. u won’t regret joining this server, it’s gonna be a blast.

Gecko Feet Shoe Soles – Slip No More!

anti-slip, Antislip, biomimetic adhesion, capillary, design, Enhanced, feet, footwear, Gecko, Grip, high performance, icy surfaces, innovation, Inspire, nature-inspired, research, Science, SHOE, shoe soles, Slip, Soles, Technology, Traction

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6198
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4476	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0

HEY YOU! YA YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YA MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS LIKE HAVING GECKO FEET BUT FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CHARACTER! IMAGINE NEVER SLIPPING ON ICE AGAIN BECAUSE YOUR SHOE-SOLES ARE INSPIRED BY GECKO FEET!

WE GOT CAPILLARY-ENHANCED BIOMIMETIC ADHESION THAT WILL MAKE YOU STICK TO ICY SURFACES LIKE A LIZARD ON A HOT ROCK! NO MORE FALLING INTO LAVA OR SLIDING OFF CLIFFS, YOU’LL BE STICKY AND SLIP-PROOF ALL DAY LONG!

JOIN NOW FOR THE WILDEST MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE OF YOUR LIFE! YOU’LL BE CLIMBING WALLS AND HANGING UPSIDE DOWN LIKE A REAL GECKO! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS EPIC ADVENTURE, JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

The-gulag

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3431
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Mines Excavated:	3447
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Welcome to our Vanilla Plus Minecraft server! Experience the classic Minecraft feel with enhanced features through carefully chosen mods. Enjoy quality of life improvements, new blocks, mobs, and mechanics while still maintaining the authentic Minecraft experience. Whether you love exploring, building, or surviving, there’s something for everyone here. Join our friendly community, collaborate with others, and create unforgettable memories in a world where vanilla gameplay meets the best of mods. Come for the fun, stay for the adventure!

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Beast Survival

auction house, Beast Survival, Casino, Claims, Dual Horses, Earth, Economy, Exclusive Starter Access, interactive chat, Playtime Rewards, Random Crates, Secure Trading System, Special Tags, Survival, Wearables

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5037
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Star Shards Collected:	246
Dimension Hops:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Emeralds Found:	3210	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

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Silly Sands Minecraft 1.20.2

#Arabic language, 1.20.2, arab culture, arabic humor, arabic insults, by allah I swear you will taste my shoe, comedic insults, cultural expressions, Cultural traditions, funny insults, funny sayings, humor, humorous insults, middle eastern humor, Minecraft, Pics, sands, shoe insult, shoe tasting, shoe tasting threat, silly, silly arab insults, silly phrases

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4973
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Potions Brewed:	170	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more craziness than a llama on a pogo stick!

We’ve got more silly insults than a parrot with a bad attitude, including ones that will make you question your existence.

By joining, you’ll swear by the block gods that you’ll taste victory or taste our enchanted diamond boots!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

CraftyCousin’s Lies Minecraft Server

bachelorette party, Communication, cousin, CraftyCousins, cultural norms, Decision making, emotional response, exclusion, family drama, Family Support, indian wedding culture, insensitivity, Lies, Manipulation, manipulative behavior, Minecraft, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, relationships, RSVP, Server, social expectations, Wedding

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9214
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my cousin’s wedding planning? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions my cousin put me through. Build your dream world and escape the chaos of real life, just like I’m escaping my cousin’s wedding.

With no manipulative messages or last-minute surprises, our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time. Plus, we won’t schedule any events the day before your critical board exams – we promise!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that won’t make you question your relationships, join us today! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

ExGoldDiggerNoMore

50/50 split, child support, college funding, Divorce, ex wife, ExGoldDiggerNoMore, extended family, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial ties, groceries, holidays, house bills, marriage dissolution, parenting, Promises, relationship issues, salary, shared bank account, stress, unequal contribution

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5336
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	6887
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as twisted as your ex’s secret double life? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing more complicated than our redstone contraptions is the drama between players.

Just like how this player’s ex-wife still has access to his bank account, on our server, you’ll never know who’s secretly teaming up with your enemies to steal your diamonds. And just like how this player is expected to split bills with his new partner while his ex gets a free ride, on our server, you’ll have to work together with your fellow players to survive the treacherous mobs and challenges.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more scandalous than a soap opera, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one – especially that player who keeps stealing all the carrots from your farm.

BurpBlocker in Minecraft SMP

bloating, BurpBlocker, burping, diet, digestive enzymes, digestive issues, digestive system, discomfort, eating habits, excessive burping, food burps, food triggers, gas, gastrointestinal health, healthy lifestyle, home remedies, indigestion, Minecraft, natural remedies, Prevention, remedies, smp, stomach discomfort

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9448
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Love Letters Sent:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbows out of its butt! I know, right?! And the best part is, if you eat too much food in the game, you start burping out actual food in real life! It’s like a superpower or something. So come join us and let’s burp our way to victory together! #foodburpssquad #minecraftmadness #unicornsandaliens #dragonrainbowsbutt

Blockhead Banter

absurd remarks, asinine comments, banter, Blockhead, brainless quotes, dumb comments, foolish words, idiotic remarks, imbecilic statements, inane remarks, irrational words, laughable quotes, ludicrous statements, moronic statements, nonsensical phrases, nonsensical talk, ridiculous conversations, ridiculous statements, senseless conversations, silly things people say, stupidity, unintelligent comments

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4760
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41

Are you tired of hearing stupid things in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that turns every dumb comment into a side-splitting punchline. Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

RareEarthRansom

aid, Conflict Resolution, criticism, Diplomacy, economic strategy, foreign policy, germany, global trade, international relations, Négotiation, Plan, Politics, power dynamics, rare earths, RareEarthRansom, Scholz, selfish, trump, Ukraine, united states, world affairs

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2552
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Void Armor Forged:	26
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	7

are you tired of boring minecraft servers? come join our server where we trade rare earths for aid in the most selfish way possible! scholz is always blasting trump for his crazy plans, but on our server, we embrace the chaos! build your own empire with rare earths and conquer the land with your selfish tactics. join now for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and lots of rare earths!

Robo CAPTCHA Challenge

Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Captcha, challenge, control, digital takeover, Dystopia, Future, internet, machine learning, machine uprising, privacy, Rebellion, resistance, Robo, Robots, Sci Fi, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, world domination

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5727
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Villages Defended:	18
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

so, like, picture this: you’re just chillin’ in your house, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, a freakin’ robot army takes over the world! but don’t worry, cuz on our server, we got your back.

join us and you’ll be transported to a world where CAPTCHA is, like, the key to survival. you gotta solve crazy puzzles and riddles to unlock secret chests and defeat the evil robot overlords. it’s like the apocalypse, but with a twist!

plus, our community is lit AF. you’ll make friends from all over the world and team up to take down the robots together. who knew a Minecraft server could be so epic?

so what are you waiting for? join us now and show those robots who’s boss! oh, and did we mention there’s free pizza every Friday? yeah, you heard that right. come for the adventure, stay for the pizza.

Players:	104/600	Votes:	3556
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2