Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for epic races through CandyCrush™-Xvideos™ super speedway, where players ride on pigs and llamas instead of cars. Watch out for the infamous Cartnite™ SAFER barriers, they’ll knock you out faster than a creeper explosion!

But that’s not all, we also host the annual Maxi-Pads 400, where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower of TNT or racing through a maze filled with hostile mobs. And don’t forget about our exclusive helmet cam feature, where you can watch all the action unfold on whattimeisitrightnow.com!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the thrill of the Nascar Pepto Bismal™ cup series like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 90/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
Cozy Campfires Lit: 17 Blood Moons Survived: 2
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 9
Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Habibi’s Fun Minecraft Server

    Habibi’s Fun Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server where every player gets a daily face sitting session from our friendly admin, Habibi! That’s right, get your daily dose of face sitting while you build, explore, and survive in our wacky world. Who knew Minecraft could be so kinky? Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 66 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Dimension Hops: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • The Elites’ Entire Strategy Minecraft SMP

    The Elites’ Entire Strategy Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the elites are constantly trying to distract us with wild events and crazy stories! Join us if you want to be part of a community that thrives on chaos and confusion.

    Our server is like a never-ending rollercoaster of craziness, where one day you might be fighting off a horde of killer bunnies and the next day you could be building a giant statue of a potato. The elites are always trying to keep us on our toes, but we just laugh in their faces and keep on crafting.

    So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a group of players who are so dedicated to living in a world of pure insanity? Plus, rumor has it that if you join us, you might just uncover the truth behind all these wild stories and become the ultimate Minecraft conspiracy theorist.

    Don’t let the elites control your mind with their overstimulation tactics – join our Minecraft SMP and embrace the chaos! Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in our wacky world.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Runes Activated: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Zombie Dances: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 6 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 167

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • FingerHoldingPro Minecraft SMP

    FingerHoldingPro Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring old servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks, and prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens. We’ve even had players start a full-on war over who has the best pet parrot!

    But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with treasure, hidden portals to other dimensions, and even a rumor of a secret society of llamas plotting to take over the server.

    So, if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the chaos, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if someone asks you to hold up three fingers, make sure they’re the right three fingers – you never know what kind of mischief they’re up to!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Villages Defended: 19 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • NoTolerateCraft

    NoTolerateCraft
    Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool blocks? Well, look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join us if you can’t tolerate the thought of missing out on epic adventures, insane builds, and crazy shenanigans. Our server is like a rollercoaster of chaos, with twists and turns that will leave you screaming for more!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs descends from the sky, raining bacon down upon you. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out their best dance moves.

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, a mysterious creature rumored to roam the forests, leaving behind trails of diamond blocks in its wake. Join us if you dare to hunt for this elusive beast and claim the ultimate prize!

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Love Letters Sent: 8
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 17 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 73 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • CraftyCreeperEliminator

    CraftyCreeperEliminator
    come join our epic minecraft server where we eliminate terrorists like muhammad mansour and his gang of baddies in gaza! we have crazy battles, explosions, and epic loot to be won! join now and help us rid the world of evil in the most epic way possible! plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not?! come on, what are you waiting for?! let’s do this!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Love Letters Sent: 17 Crystal Wands Charged: 20

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Ravnik

    Ravnik

    Welcome to Ravnik, the ultimate Minecraft server for gamers of all skill levels! Dive into a world packed with thrilling minigames and endless fun. Whether you’re a survivalist at heart, a strategic Skyblock master, or a fierce PvP warrior, Ravnik has something for everyone.

    Battle it out in Bedwars, outlast your rivals in TNT Run, showcase your creativity in Build Battle, or dominate the competition in The Bridge. And that’s just the beginning—new games and exciting updates are always on the horizon!

    Join us now and become part of the Ravnik community where adventure, creativity, and competition await!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9097 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • AmiticiaCraft

    AmiticiaCraft

    No premium 1.21 – To join scan the QR or join the discord https://discord.gg/yARBXKVAu4

    Are you looking for a Minecraft server where you can build without being bothered or grifted, you don’t want 20 modes that nobody uses, you want to roleplay or pvp, trade, create your story, or just have a good time?

    So I invite you to AmiticiaCraft, a semi-vanilla server with very few changes that improve the gaming experience exponentially without breaking normal progress, our community is based on respect, therefore we accept everyone. We are a safe and welcoming space. The server has many details that will make your experience better.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 5 Dimension Hops: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 68

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • NostalgiaCraft: Where old Minecraft memories come to life, with a twist! No Resets, just fun and chaos!

    NostalgiaCraft: Where old Minecraft memories come to life, with a twist! No Resets, just fun and chaos!

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    What’s Unique About Nostalgiacraft

    Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+, community-focused, never resetting server! Join NostalgiaCraft today to experience the genuine gameplay experience you’ve always sought after!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is there an application process to join NostalgiaCraft? No, NostalgiaCraft is a whitelisted server without the need for an application process.
    What type of economy does NostalgiaCraft have? NostalgiaCraft has a vanilla item-based economy.
    Are there any additional plugins that change the gameplay experience? NostalgiaCraft strictly adheres to the Vanilla+ experience, without introducing new mechanics like claims or McMMO. However, commands like /sethome and /spawn enhance the Vanilla experience.
    How big is the world border in NostalgiaCraft? NostalgiaCraft has a large world border for players to explore and build in.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 40
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • The Fable Minecraft Server

    The Fable Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like the Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory of Minecraft!

    Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, always trying to steal our secret recipe for the best enchanted golden apples in the game.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with stacks of emeralds, enchanted armor, and even a pet dragon named Steve. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded, you’ll unlock the ability to ride a unicorn into battle.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! Just be sure to watch out for the dancing creepers, they’ve got some killer moves.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Astral Amulets Crafted: 15
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 48 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • /tekgen/ Minecraft SMP Tekken General

    /tekgen/ Minecraft SMP Tekken General
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and unexpected twists and turns.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is powered by Glicko2 rating, so you can show off your skills and dominate the competition like a true pro. 2. We have our own unique terminology that will make you feel like a true Minecraft master. Learn the jargon and impress your friends with your knowledge. 3. Need character overviews for Tekken 8? We got you covered! Dive into the world of Tekken and unleash your inner fighter. 4. Important combos and moves for each character? Check! Become a master of combat and strike fear into your enemies. 5. Our fundamentals guide will turn you into a Minecraft legend in no time. Learn the basics and conquer the world one block at a time.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft journey and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even encounter a creeper that challenges you to a dance-off. Only on our server, anything is possible!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Animals Bred: 198
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • MirrorGone Minecraft Server

    MirrorGone Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of your neighbors cutting down your hedge? Look no further! Join our server and build your own virtual hedge that no one can touch!

    Our server is a safe space where you can focus on building your dream world without worrying about pesky neighbors demanding you trim your hedges. Plus, we have a strict no-mirror policy to avoid any potential liability issues in case of accidents.

    So come join us and leave the real world drama behind! Build, explore, and have a laugh with our friendly community. Who needs a mirror in their front garden when you can have a diamond sword in your virtual world? Join now for a hedge-trimming free experience like no other!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • SisILPartyNoGo

    SisILPartyNoGo
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of dealing with family drama like no other! Join us and escape the chaos of real life by immersing yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and conquer without any unwanted surprise parties.

    Our server offers a safe haven for those who need a break from the drama of hosting events in a messy house full of renovations. No need to worry about your in-laws pressuring you to throw a party – here, you can focus on crafting your dream world without any interference.

    So why join our server? Because we promise a drama-free zone where you can unleash your creativity and build to your heart’s content. Say goodbye to family members judging your hosting abilities and hello to a community of fellow gamers who understand the struggle of setting boundaries.

    Don’t let the pressure get to you – join our server and game on, away from the chaos of surprise party planning and family expectations. Let’s build a world where you can be the master of your own domain, without any unwanted guests crashing the party!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 418 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 7 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • NotInterestedGrls – Minecraft SMP

    NotInterestedGrls – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where girls just aren’t interested in you? Look no further! Our Minecraft SMP is filled with girls who will show you signs that they are definitely not interested in you. From building giant heart-shaped pits to trap you in, to spelling out “NOPE” in diamonds, these girls will make it crystal clear that they want nothing to do with you. Join our server now for a hilarious and heartbreakingly entertaining experience!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7
    Epic Shields Constructed: 27 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • TinyGrinCraft

    TinyGrinCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you smile bigger than a creeper about to explode? Look no further! Our server is like a rainbow sheep in a field of regular sheep – unique and guaranteed to make you laugh.

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy mini-games, and the chance to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves after being fed steak, and our moderators are as helpful as a golden apple in a time of need.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a secret underground disco party for villagers, a maze made entirely of cake, and a rollercoaster that takes you through the Nether and back? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and start smiling like a baby zombie with a diamond sword!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 9 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Potions Brewed: 199 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • MissileCraftJetz

    MissileCraftJetz
    so like, u know how germany is all about being super safe and stuff, well now they are taking it to a whole new level by installing missile defence systems on their new government jets. like, imagine flying around in a jet and feeling all protected from missiles and stuff. it’s like being a superhero in the sky, but without the cape. so if u wanna feel like a boss and fly around in style, then u gotta join this server. we may not have missile defence systems, but we do have some pretty cool mods and stuff. plus, u never know when u might need to escape from a virtual missile attack, right? so come join us and let’s fly high together!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Crops Grown: 8565 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Enchantments Applied: 192
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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