Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for epic races through CandyCrush™-Xvideos™ super speedway, where players ride on pigs and llamas instead of cars. Watch out for the infamous Cartnite™ SAFER barriers, they’ll knock you out faster than a creeper explosion!

But that’s not all, we also host the annual Maxi-Pads 400, where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower of TNT or racing through a maze filled with hostile mobs. And don’t forget about our exclusive helmet cam feature, where you can watch all the action unfold on whattimeisitrightnow.com!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the thrill of the Nascar Pepto Bismal™ cup series like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14
Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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