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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 96/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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