Are you tired of boring old scented candles that actually have wicks and can cause your house to fill with smoke? Join our Minecraft server where we promise no candles will spontaneously combust!

Imagine a world where you can walk your virtual dogs without the fear of setting your bathroom on fire. Our server is the perfect place for considerate boyfriends who just want to light a candle without causing a smoke alarm frenzy.

Don’t be the asshole who accidentally sets their house on fire, join our server today and experience a candle-lit paradise without the risk of burning down your virtual home. Who knew candles could be so dangerous?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 95/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
Magic Items Found: 3179 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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