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Imagine a world where you can walk your virtual dogs without the fear of setting your bathroom on fire. Our server is the perfect place for considerate boyfriends who just want to light a candle without causing a smoke alarm frenzy.

Don’t be the asshole who accidentally sets their house on fire, join our server today and experience a candle-lit paradise without the risk of burning down your virtual home. Who knew candles could be so dangerous?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 95/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Buildings Constructed: 42
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
Phantom Rings Equipped: 21 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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