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Players: 98/600 Votes: 7496
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 19
Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Potions Brewed: 20
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Void Gems Collected: 21
Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 11
Astral Staffs Crafted: 9 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old scented candles that actually have wicks and can cause your house to fill with smoke? Join our Minecraft server where we promise no candles will spontaneously combust!

Imagine a world where you can walk your virtual dogs without the fear of setting your bathroom on fire. Our server is the perfect place for considerate boyfriends who just want to light a candle without causing a smoke alarm frenzy.

Don’t be the asshole who accidentally sets their house on fire, join our server today and experience a candle-lit paradise without the risk of burning down your virtual home. Who knew candles could be so dangerous?

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  • VAllure Haven 1.21

    VAllure Haven 1.21
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    Players: 97/900 Votes: 9806
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 464851 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 38 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 14
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

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  • BabyBlockBungle

    BabyBlockBungle
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    Players: 101/900 Votes: 3120
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 13 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Magic Wands Crafted: 21
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

    But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

    So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

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  • AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

    AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!
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    Players: 98/400 Votes: 6378
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
    Buildings Constructed: 8 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Void Armor Forged: 10
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

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  • SinCraft: Reddit Edition

    SinCraft: Reddit Edition
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 2141
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 43 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Meteorite Armor Created: 11 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 22
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

    Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

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  • Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

    Leash-Carrying Doggos Server
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    Players: 108/100 Votes: 8267
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 8
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 48 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

    But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

    And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

    So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!

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  • Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

    Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief
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    Players: 99/100 Votes: 5669
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 944569 Runes Activated: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!

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  • R9k Community Craft 1.20.1

    R9k Community Craft 1.20.1
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    Players: 103/100 Votes: 5273
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Towns Built: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Meteorite Armor Created: 21 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team experience, bro! We’re like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll build together, fight together, and probably argue together because that’s just how we roll.

    We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.

    Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.

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  • GuantanamoCraft SMP

    GuantanamoCraft SMP
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    Players: 103/100 Votes: 4245
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 73 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 New Chunks Explored: 437023
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 23

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎

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  • MineCraftMatchmaker

    MineCraftMatchmaker
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 7792
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 28
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want a partner to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further than our server! Our players are like the perfect Minecraft partner you’ve been dreaming of – they’ll always have your back in a fight against creepers, they’ll never steal your diamonds (unless it’s for a prank), and they’ll always be there to share a virtual sunset with you.

    Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

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  • UkrainianLandWars

    UkrainianLandWars
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 3357
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4720 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Phantom Rings Equipped: 24
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Epic Shields Constructed: 20 Horror Stories Survived: 3

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    hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they wanna take over countries like it’s a game of Risk? well, do i have the server for u! our players are so ambitious they make far-right Romanian presidential candidates look like amateurs. they wanna divide Ukraine and take over part of it for Romania, all while building epic castles and battling dragons in the game. join now for a chance to be part of the most chaotic and ridiculous server in the Minecraft universe!

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  • Skinny Talent Server

    Skinny Talent Server
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    Players: 92/600 Votes: 457
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 13 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    are you tired of being judged for your blocky figure in the real world? come join our minecraft server where being square is celebrated! we don’t discriminate against your size or shape, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro!

    we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.

    our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!

    if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!

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  • Bowels of Doom Server

    Bowels of Doom Server
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 1007
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Runes Activated: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Demon Skulls Collected: 49 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a way to predict who will turn into a zombie in the game! the Institute of Zombie Research, London has cracked the code and now we can tell you if you’re gonna be munching on brains or not. join us for a chance to survive the apocalypse and become the ultimate zombie slayer in the game. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to show off your survival skills and save the world from the undead!

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  • Meteor Madness 1.20.2

    Meteor Madness 1.20.2
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    Players: 105/300 Votes: 4564
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 13
    Animals Bred: 140 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Glorious Feasts Held: 18
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

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    Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the epicness of dodging Madara’s meteor in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server!

    I mean, like, who wouldn’t wanna feel the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape being squashed by a giant rock in a blocky world?

    Plus, like, the community here is lit AF and you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

    So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive Madara’s meteor madness!

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  • AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

    AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 3031
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 12 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 21 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Chimeras Created: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, do you ever get tired of boring old reality? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and tons of laughs.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the ocean. Why? Who knows, but it was hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village.

    But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bases, treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they’re friendly). So if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have some fun, and maybe even make some new friends, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • CraftyQualities

    CraftyQualities
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    Players: 106/700 Votes: 6296
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Towns Built: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Void Armor Forged: 24
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Dimension Hops: 14
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

    Join us if you have a love for building epic structures out of pixelated blocks, a knack for surviving against hordes of zombies and creepers, and a sense of humor that can rival a Minecraft pig’s oink.

    We have a secret underground society of players who have mastered the art of crafting diamond armor in record time, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples, and a rumor that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic battles.

    So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and become the ultimate Minecraft master, then come join us and let the blocky adventures begin!

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