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CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

aggressors, anti-semitism, assault, community outrage, CraftyCraze, criminal justice, Criminals., european crime, France, hate crime, Jewish woman, knife attack, law enforcement, Minecraft, news report, Paris, Police investigation, Public Safety, religious discrimination., SECURITY, Server, Victim, violence

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild ride through a jungle of craziness! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes!

one time, a group of knife-wielding aggressors tried to attack a Jewish woman in Paris, but she was actually a secret ninja warrior and she took them all down with a single punch! now she’s the queen of the server and she’s always throwing epic parties with unlimited cake and fireworks.

if u join this server, u’ll never be bored again! we have secret treasure hunts, epic PvP battles, and even a hidden underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Magic Items Found:	6813	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CraftyBomberBrigade

Air Force, aircraft, Aviation, BOMBER, Bomber Brigade, Brigade, CraftyBomberBrigade, Defense, eastern europe, fighter jets, French, French Jets, international relations, jets, Military, military aviation, national defense, SECURITY, Ukraine, Ukrainian Air Force, warplanes

so, liek, this server is lit af cuz we got ukrainian air force pilots flyin french jets in minecraft. u kno, cuz why not? u can join and be part of this epic brigade, flying high in the sky and droppin bombs on creepers and stuff. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. plus, u get to wear cool pilot uniforms and have top secret missions to complete. so come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Dimension Hops:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Auction, Auto-mine, battle pass, Buyer, cryptocurrency, custom enchantments, custom generation, Deadtime, Enchanting totems, Events, Master keys, Minecraft, private blocks, Server, unique mechanics, Unique TNT, Version 1.16.5, WIPE TODAY

DeadTime is an interesting anarcho server with version 1.16.5, which is (will be) on everyone’s lips.

But our cherry is that the project allows players to mine cryptocurrency (DeadCoins). You can farm them in the game currency exchanger in the wallet /wallet.

Detailed information on mechanics awaits you in /help, where you can find ways to develop yourself and more.

List of unique mechanics:

✅ CUSTOM GENERATION ✅

? Enchanting totems with attributes.

? Unique TNT.

? Custom enchantments.

? Private blocks.

? Many different events.

? Buyer.

? Auction.

? Battle Pass.

? Master keys with resources.

? Auto-Mine

In addition to this opportunity, you have a chance to enjoy server mechanics, such as a unique totem enchantment system and various events!

IP: mc.deadtime.site

Discord: https://dsc.gg/deadtime

Vk: https://vk.com/deadtimesite

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Astral Projections Made:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Blocky Boobies Minecraft Server

acceptance, beauty standards, big tits, blocky, body positivity, body shaming, boobies, Confidence, discrimination, double standards, empowerment, fat tits, fetish, gender equality, Individuality, Minecraft, objectification, personal preference, self love, Self-expression, Server, Sexuality, societal norms, taboo

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the tits! Literally. We have giant pixelated boobs scattered all over the map for you to marvel at. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who are obsessed with building massive statues of themselves out of diamond blocks? Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, big fat tits!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5620	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Candle SMP – Bobo’s Revenge

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Join us if you dare, because on our server, the mobs are not your average zombies and creepers. Oh no, we’ve got zombie chickens that shoot fireballs and creepers that explode into confetti. You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig that poops out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. And if you manage to tame the Diamond Pig, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.

So why should you join our server? Because I fucking dare you. Come for the insane mobs, stay for the diamond-pooping pigs. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, and you won’t regret a single minute spent in our wacky world.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

StepSibSquadCraft

blended family, family bonding, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family connections, family dynamics, family love, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family time, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, grandkid time, Grandparents, half siblings, step siblings, stepfamily, StepSibSquadCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama better than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where grandparents play favorites and stepfamily BBQs are a must-attend event.

Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of navigating complex family dynamics, just like our player who juggles time between loving grandparents and a stepfamily that’s always up for a BBQ. Will you choose to include everyone in grandparent time, or will you keep it exclusive like a VIP club? The choice is yours!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to explore a world where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion. Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	485
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

BlockLifeAccepted

acceptance, BlockLifeAccepted, Emotional healing, inner peace, introspection, letting go, life journey, life lessons, mindfulness, moving forward, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-realization

Have you accepted that your life is lacking in epic adventures, thrilling quests, and hilarious shenanigans? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to change all that!

Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, and engage in epic dance parties with creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will fight by your side and lay delicious eggs for you to feast on.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land filled with talking llamas and flying pigs. The possibilities are endless, and the laughter is guaranteed.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Kraicraft: Drone Demolition

air defense, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, defense systems, demolition, Destroys, drone, eastern europe, international relations, Kraicraft, Krasnodar Krai, Military, military equipment, military operation, russia, SECURITY, Shahed drones, Technology, UAVs, Ukrainian Army, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian army destroys 400 shahed drones in russia’s krasnodar krai EVERY DAY!!! if u like explosions and chaos, this is the server for u! we have crazy battles and epic quests that will make ur head spin! plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep u laughing all day long. so what r u waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Taste Bud Adventures

Adventures, Bud, Chemicals, Culinary, culinary creations, delicious tastes, discovery, experimentation, Exploration, flavor profiles, Flavors, Food, food science, Gastronomy, innovation, missing out, PALATE, produce, sensory experience, sensory perception, Taste, taste buds, unique ingredients

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got magical unicorns dat poop out diamonds and rainbows. like, who wouldn’t wanna ride a sparkly unicorn into battle, amirite?

Also, our server is haunted by friendly ghosts who give u super powers like flying and shooting fireballs outta ur butt. it’s lit, fam.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and throw epic dance parties? yeah, it’s wild.

So, if u wanna experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server ever, come join us and let’s get weird together. Trust me, u won’t regret it.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	143	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Divine Spears Created:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Calorie Cut Craft

calorie, Craft, Cut, cutting calories, eating less, genetics, immune health, increased lifespan, longer life, longevity benefits, metabolic improvements, Mice, physiological indicators, resiliency, study, weight loss

so like, u wanna live longer? well dis server is da key to immortality, bro! we got mice studies dat show eatin less can like, make u live FOREVER. like, who needs weight loss when u can just eat less and be immortal? join now and unlock da secrets of longevity through caloric restriction. our server is like, da fountain of youth but in Minecraft form. come join us and be forever young, my dudes. #immortality #caloricrestriction #minecraftlife

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Welcome to Enival, where trust is as rare as diamonds and the community is as vanilla as our SMP server!

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Server Name	Enival
Server Type	Semi-vanilla, trust based Minecraft survival server
Launch Date	Few weeks ago

Overview:

Enival is a fresh, vanilla Minecraft survival server with a small, chill community. The server offers proximity chat for a more immersive experience, allows players to suggest and vote on changes, and has a whitelist system to keep griefers out. It also includes a few quality-of-life mods/datapacks for a better gameplay experience and does not have teleportation commands to maintain a vanilla experience.

FAQ:

What is Enival?

Enival is a semi-vanilla, trust based Minecraft survival server that launched a few weeks ago, looking for more players.

What features does Enival offer?

Proximity chat for an immersive experience
A small, chill community to hang out with
Voting and suggestion system for server changes
Whitelist application process to keep griefers out
Quality-of-life mods/datapacks for an enhanced gameplay
No teleportation commands to maintain a vanilla experience

How can I join Enival?

To join Enival, you can check out the server’s world map at http://45.81.254.14:6969 and apply in the Discord server at https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Shitty Pizza Minecraft Server

americano pizza, bad taste, DISAPPOINTING, Homemade Pizza, Italian Cuisine, italian food, mia nonna, Minecraft, nonna, pizza, pizza comparison, pizza critique, pizza crust, pizza disappointment, pizza experience, pizza flavors, pizza ingredients, pizza quality, pizza review, pizza toppings, Server, shitty, traditional recipe

Are you tired of bland, boring pizza that tastes nothing like your nonna used to make? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server serves up the most authentic Italian pizza you’ll ever taste! Our virtual pizzeria is run by a team of nonnas who have been perfecting their recipes for generations. Join our server and indulge in a slice of nostalgia (and pepperoni) like never before! Trust us, your taste buds will thank you.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Farms Harvested:	423
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Bet On Minecraft SMP

Bellatrix will be South Asian, Bet.., Cedric will be mulatto, Diversity, Dumbledore will be white, Dursley’s will be white, Filch will be white, Hagrid will be black, Harry will be white but swarthy, Hermoinie will be black, Hogwarts, Lupin will be white, Malfoys will be white, McGonagle will be black, Minecraft, Neville will be white, Nymphadora will be East Asian, Pettigrew will be white, Place your bets, race representation, Ron will be white ginger, Sirius will be South Asian, smp, Snape will be East Asian, Voldemort will be white

🤣 Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft SMP ever! Join us for a magical adventure where Harry is a swarthy white dude (or maybe half South Asian, who knows), Hermione is a black queen, and Ron is a ginger goofball who’s even dumber and lamer than usual. Dumbledore is a white dude, but his fabulous homosexuality is front and center (played by the one and only Ben Daniels).

Snape is an East Asian or hapa hottie (Henry Golding or that dude from Warrior), McGonagall is a fierce black woman (Adjoa Andoh slaying the game), and Lupin is just your average white dude. Nymphadora is an East Asian cutie, the Malfoys are even more bigoted and white (Tom Felton is Lucius, of course), and Hagrid is a big black dude (think the guy from Sweet Tooth).

Voldemort is a white incel (think teenage DJ Qualls, yikes), Pettigrew is just your average white guy, and Sirius is a “badboy” South Asian (played by Sayid from Lost or Vilgefortz from The Witcher). Bellatrix, being related to Sirius, is also South Asian and fierce as heck.

Neville might be white, but who knows, he might get poo’d (😂), Cedric is a mulatto dreamboat, Filch is a creepy white dude, and the Hogwarts student and faculty body is a wild mix of 50% white, 40% black, and 10% everything else. Come join the chaos and let’s make some magical memories together! ✨🧙‍♂️🔮 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

EvilCraftersUnite

atrocities, Cruelty, Dark History, Despicable, devil incarnate, dictator, Evil, EvilCraftersUnite, Genocide, heinous crimes, History, Infamous, Inhumanity, MALEVOLENT, Monstrous, most evil person, ruthless, Tyrant, Villain, war criminal, Wicked

Forget about historical figures like Hitler or Stalin, the real evil mastermind is the owner of this Minecraft server! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being ruled by a tyrant who will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience as chaotic as possible.

Our server is filled with insane challenges and obstacles that will test your skills and patience to the limit. From lava-filled mazes to zombie-infested dungeons, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. Our evil overlord also loves to throw epic parties with fireworks, music, and unlimited cake. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in the most diabolical Minecraft server ever created!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Divine Spears Created:	29
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Void Gems Collected:	29	Alien Abductions:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CraftyCorruptionEU

Accountability, anti-corruption, authoritarianism, Corruption, CraftyCorruptionEU, Democracy, democracy in crisis, eastern europe, EU, european politics, european union, Fidesz, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Hungary, opposition leader, Orbán, Politics, Rule of Law, transparency, Viktor Orbán

join our epic minecraft server and escape the corruption of hungary under orbán! our server is a magical land where you can build your own utopia without fear of corrupt leaders! we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco where herobrine himself likes to party! come join us and let’s overthrow the corrupt overlords of hungary by building the most epic minecraft castle ever seen! let’s show orbán who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	7120
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5