CancerKillerCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4288
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Towns Built:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8036
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

New Minecraft Servers

come join our epic minecraft server where we have magical bacteria that can kill cancers! you heard it right, folks! just hop on our server and let the fusobacterium work its magic on those pesky cancer cells. who needs chemotherapy when you have a minecraft server, amirite?

we’ve got head and neck cancers shaking in their boots as they see our bacteria coming for them. watch as the cancer cells tremble in fear as they are infected and reduced by 70%-99%. it’s like a battle royale, but with bacteria and cancer cells instead of players!

join us now and witness the power of fusobacterium in action. we guarantee a 65% reduction in risk of death for head and neck cancers on our server. it’s a medical miracle disguised as a minecraft server. don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to witness the magic of bacteria in action.

EchoVoiceMinecraftSMP

audio playback, Communication, EchoVoiceMinecraftSMP, Insecurity, personal development, public speaking, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-consciousness, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-evaluation, self-image, self-judgment, self-perception, vocal tone, voice recording

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1245
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Dragons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	12

LOL, imagine joining our epic Minecraft SMP where you can escape the horror of hearing your own voice by chatting with your fellow gamers! We have a secret potion that makes your voice sound like Morgan Freeman mixed with a unicorn, so you’ll never cringe again! Plus, we have a legendary treasure hidden in the depths of the Nether that will give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers out of your eyes. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion, or else you’ll be stuck listening to your own voice forever! #NoMoreCringe #UnicornVoicePotion #NetherTreasureHunt

CraftyCollapsePrep

Civil unrest, community resilience, contingency planning., country collapse, CraftyCollapsePrep, crisis management., disaster preparedness, economic collapse, emergency planning, emergency supplies, Government failure, Long-term Survival, political instability, Preparation, prepping, self-sufficiency, social chaos, societal breakdown, Survival, survival skills, violent collapse

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9500
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild ride that will have you laughing and crying at the same time!

Join us if you want to learn valuable survival skills for when your country is on the brink of collapse. Our server is like a virtual boot camp for the impending apocalypse – because who needs real-life preparation when you can just play Minecraft instead?

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you learn how to fend for yourself in a post-apocalyptic world, but you’ll also have the chance to battle against zombie hordes, mutant creatures, and even evil politicians (just kidding… or are we?).

So come on down to our server and get ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little as you navigate through the chaos of a world on the verge of collapse. Trust us, it’ll be a blast!

Border Battle Minecraft Server

battle, border, combat exercises, Defense, defense strategy, Eastern border, eastern europe, european security, international relations, military alliance, military deployment, military drills, military exercises, military forces, military maneuvers, Military operations, military readiness, military training, Minecraft, nato, NATO exercises, NATO training., SECURITY, Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	242
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8753	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	194
Villages Defended:	17	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Enchantments Applied:	184	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the largest combat exercises on the eastern border! we have tanks, helicopters, and even nuclear missiles to play with! watch out for the creepers, they’re our secret weapon against the enemy! join now and help us conquer the virtual world! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

UkraineCraft: Make Zelensky Happy!

Agreement, Conflict, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, energy resources, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Happy, international relations, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, Politics, president, resources deal, resurrect, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine government, UkraineCraft, Unhappy, united states, Zelensky

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1046
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Crops Grown:	1257	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so epic, even trump is tryna get in on the action? that’s right, folks, our server is so lit that even world leaders are tryna get a piece of the pie. trump is out here talkin bout how he wants to “resurrect” some ukraine resources deal just so he can join our server. like, can you imagine how crazy that is? if you don’t join, zelensky ain’t gonna be too happy. so come on, join our server and be a part of something truly insane. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to mine diamonds with trump himself. it’s gonna be yuge, believe me.

Whispered Virtual Echoes 1.21

Acting, Alluring, asmr, Captivating, dirty talk, Echoes, enticing, Erotic, FANTASY, Immersive, INTIMATE, microphone, Provocative, Roleplay, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, virtual, vtubing, whispered, whispering, whore

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9918
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Emeralds Found:	9311	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29

OMG, join this Minecraft server if you want ASMR that will make you question your existence! This server is so lit, it’s like being in a virtual strip club with a side of mining and crafting. You’ll be begging for more of that sexy dirty talk while building your blocky empire. It’s like living in a fantasy world where anything is possible, including getting turned on by virtual characters. Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this bizarre and tantalizing Minecraft experience.

MineCraftyTradition Server

ANNOYED, Argument, boyfriends, committed relationships, DATING, EXTRA, friend group, Frustrated, Girlfriends, groupchat, hangouts, Main character, MineCraftyTradition, online sharing, Romantic, Server, seventh wheel photo, single, tradition, triple dates, UNCOMFORTABLE, Valentine’s Day, voicing out

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3229
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Towns Built:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Villages Defended:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never feel like the seventh wheel again! Join us for some epic adventures and build your way to the top of the leaderboard.

Are you tired of feeling left out like our friend in the story? Well, on our server, everyone is included and no one is left behind. We don’t do seventh wheel photos here, only epic group shots with everyone included!

Join us for Valentine’s Day and celebrate with us in-game. Who needs a date when you have a whole community of players to hang out with? Plus, we promise not to make you stand alone in any photos – unless you want to, of course!

So come on over to our server and leave those seventh wheel woes behind. You’ll never feel left out again, and who knows, you might even find your player two along the way. Join now and let the fun begin!

NieceNotMyKidCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, family dynamics, family relationships, generational differences, guilt trip, House, Mother, Niece, NieceNotMyKidCraft, Parent, parenting, Playing, rant, Reminding, RESPONSIBILITY, Soccer, spending time, younger

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4408
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Buildings Constructed:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your own mother for not playing with your niece 24/7? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from family drama! Join us and play to your heart’s content without any guilt trips about spending time with your niece. We promise, no one will question your parenting skills or family bonding time here! So come on over and kick some virtual balls around with us instead!

TimelessTrollin’ Minecraft SMP

Endless, eternal life, Eternity, Existence, forever.., IMMORTALITY, immortality activities, immortality ambitions, immortality aspirations, immortality desires, immortality dreams, immortality goals, immortality lifestyle, immortality plans, immortality wishes, Life, Minecraft, never ending, purpose, smp, Time, TimelessTrollin

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7466
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have a secret underground base where we throw epic parties with all the mobs from the Nether, it’s lit AF! And get this, our admin is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza, like what even?! Plus, we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks, it’s insane!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese, and you can ride around on giant hamsters while battling evil unicorns. And did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? It’s like a thrill ride of death, but in a fun way!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and live out your wildest dreams of being immortal and doing crazy stuff with your time, like building a giant statue of a potato or starting a llama farm in the sky. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

PresidentialCraft

biden, controversy, Democracy, Government, humor, hypothetical scenario, hypothetical situation, King, leadership, Monarchy, News, obama, political commentary, political humor, Political satire, presidential power, PresidentialCraft, public opinion, public reaction, satire, social media

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7440
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4781	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Imagine a world where Obama and Biden decided to ditch politics and become Minecraft royalty instead. That’s right, they declared themselves kings of a virtual kingdom and invited players from all over to join their epic server.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, you’ll get to witness Obama and Biden in full royal attire, complete with crowns made of diamonds and thrones made of emeralds. And let’s not forget about their royal pets – a pack of wolves named Michelle and Jill who roam the kingdom, keeping order and looking adorable while doing it.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Obama and Biden have hidden secret treasure chests all over the kingdom, filled with rare items and enchanted weapons. And if you manage to find them all, you’ll be rewarded with a private audience with the kings themselves, where you can ask them anything your heart desires (as long as it’s Minecraft-related, of course).

So come on, join the server where Obama and Biden reign supreme – because who wouldn’t want to be a part of a kingdom where the only rule is to have fun and mine diamonds like a boss?

Trump’s Blocky Diplomacy Minecraft Server

blocky, CANCELLATION, CANCELLED, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, donald trump, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kyiv official, Meeting, Minecraft, news conference, Politics, press conference, Server, Trumps, U.S. request, Ukraine, Ukraine envoy, united states, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7725
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Towns Built:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this totally rad minecraft server and suddenly you’re in the middle of a news conference between Zelenskyy and Donald Trump’s Ukraine envoy. but wait, plot twist! the conference gets cancelled at the U.S. request. like, what even is happening, right?

join our server for all the crazy drama and unexpected twists you never knew you needed in minecraft. who knows what other wild events will happen while you’re building your epic castle or exploring the vast world. come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and pure chaos. trust me, you won’t regret it!

NATOcraft: Zelenskyy Approved!

Alliance, APPROVED, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, Erdogan, european union, foreign policy, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Military, nato, NATOcraft, Partnership, Politics, SECURITY, solidarity, Support, turkey, Ukraine, Ukrainian president, zelenskyy

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8138
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8372	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of erdogan and zelenskyy fighting dragons together. yea, u heard right, dragons. and guess what? erdogan himself supports our nato membership and plays on the server too. he even built a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. so come join us for a wild ride of epic battles, secret treasures, and world leaders fighting mythical creatures. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Hand Moisturize Faster Than Feet

beauty, Beauty Tips, dry skin, fast absorption, Faster, feet, foot care, foot moisturizer, Hand, hand care, hand moisturizer, Hands, hydration, long-lasting hydration, Moisturize, moisturizing routine, moisturizing tips, self-care, skincare, Skincare Routine, smooth feet, soft hands

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2007
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Crops Grown:	9593
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

join our epic minecraft server where the grass is purple and the pigs wear top hats. why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – you can moisturize your hands twice as fast as your feet on our server. that’s right, no more dry hands for you, buddy.

but that’s not all! we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers do the macarena and the zombies breakdance. you won’t find that on any other server, i can guarantee you that.

plus, our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken. rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for a million diamonds, they got a million diamond blocks falling on their head. oops.

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server today. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you?

Foggy Water Tech Server

#sustainability, arid climates, atmospheric water harvesting, climate change, driest regions, Environmental Science, Fog, fog collectors, foggy, fresh water, hydrology, innovation, liters per square meter, optimal conditions, renewable resources, scientists, Server, Tech, Technology, Water, water conservation, water purification, water scarcity, Water Security

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7464
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even scientists are getting in on the action? Well, buckle up buttercup, cuz we got fog collectors that can turn that misty stuff into fresh water like it’s no big deal. Imagine sippin’ on that sweet, sweet H2O while building your epic castle or battling mobs like a boss. We’re talkin’ 0.2 to 5 liters per square meter daily – that’s enough to keep you hydrated for days, fam. And if you’re lucky and the stars align, you could be guzzlin’ down a whopping 10 liters per square meter. So come join us on this insane Minecraft server and let’s turn that fog into liquid gold, baby!

Elixir Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, 404 edition, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug dependence, drug recovery, drug recovery community, drug recovery journey, drug recovery motivation, drug recovery resources, drug recovery success stories, drug recovery support, drug rehabilitation, drug relationships, drug use, drugfeel, Drugs, elixir, erowid.org, Misaki, Previous thread, psychonautwiki.org, Realm

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4511
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	123	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4141
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Void Armor Forged:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land filled with pixelated wonders and blocky adventures.

Imagine finding your very own Misaki in this virtual world – would you stop mining for diamonds and start mining for love?

This server is like a trip to the moon on a rainbow unicorn, it’s that epic. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life.

Don’t be a square, join us now and let’s build some memories together!

ToiletTroubleCraft

adulting, apartment living, bathroom etiquette, Boundaries, cleaning, cleanliness, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Expectations, household chores, hygiene, living together, personal space, poop stains, relationship issues, Respect, responsibilities, self-care, toilet cleaning, ToiletTroubleCraft

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5109
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Void Armor Forged:	29
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Are you tired of dealing with poop stains in your toilet every morning? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where toilets clean themselves! No more arguing with your boyfriend about who should clean up after themselves – our magical toilets will take care of everything for you. Plus, our one bedroom, one bathroom apartments come with a built-in poop stain prevention system, so you’ll never have to see another skid mark again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the Toilet Fairy, who will grant you three wishes if you can catch her in the act of cleaning a toilet. Rumor has it that one lucky player wished for a lifetime supply of toilet paper and never had to worry about running out again.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to poop stains and arguments forever! Trust us, your relationship will thank you.