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Ethereal Vibe Realms 1.20.2

1.20.2, adult content, Anime, confession, EMBARRASSING, Ethereal, FANTASY, Fap, fetish, guilty pleasure, hidden desire, internet, NSFW, ONLINE, Realms, secret, shameful, taboo, VIBE, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4603
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Crops Grown:	3178
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Bro, forget about that embarrassing moment and join our Minecraft server instead!

We got creepers that twerk, villagers that dab, and Ender Dragons that breakdance.

You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, especially when you see Steve and Alex doing the Macarena.

Don’t miss out on the chance to build the most epic pixelated castle while listening to parrots sing Despacito.

Join now and leave your vtuber fap shame in the past!

VacayVibes Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Brown culture, Communication, family, freedom, honeymoon, in-laws, International trip, Itinerary, Jealousy, jinx, Minecraft, OFFENDED, older child, Planning, regulations, rules, Server, sister, soft launch, vacation, VacayVibes, younger child

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5185
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Chimeras Created:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of family dynamics and travel the world without any guilt trips! Join us for a virtual adventure that will make you forget all about your nosy sister and her in-law struggles.

On our server, you can explore exotic lands, build magnificent structures, and mine for rare treasures without anyone judging you for wanting a little freedom. Who needs a real vacation when you can have a virtual one with us?

So come on, join our server and leave all the sibling rivalry behind. We promise not to ask you 100 questions or make you feel betrayed. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun awaits you!

MommyIssuesCraft

acceptance, adoption, DAUGHTER, decision, difficult decisions, family, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, foster care, hurtful comments, judgement, love, MommyIssuesCraft, Mother, mother-daughter relationship, Negativity, parenting, relationship, Support, unconditional love

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1236
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Dimension Hops:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can adopt virtual children and deal with all the family drama just like in real life!

We have a special feature where your virtual mother will scream at you and curse you out for adopting an older daughter. But don’t worry, you can choose to ignore her and focus on building a loving relationship with your virtual family.

Experience the thrill of virtual parenting as you navigate through family conflicts and make tough decisions. Will you choose your virtual children over your virtual mother? The choice is yours!

Join now and show everyone that you can handle virtual family drama like a pro! Who needs a peaceful Minecraft server when you can have all the chaos and craziness right here?

ManlyMistakes Minecraft SMP

communication breakdown, communication skills, dating tips, disrespectful language, emotional intelligence, emotional triggers, gender stereotypes, harsh criticism, hurtful words, insensitive comments, male ego, man, ManlyMistakes, Minecraft, relationship advice, relationship boundaries, relationship conflict, relationship mistakes, smp, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, verbal abuse, worst thing to say

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4963
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Bro, if you ain’t on this Minecraft SMP, you might as well be living under a rock like a noob. This server is lit AF, like literally lit because we have a volcano in the middle of spawn. And let me tell you, the lava flows are like a never-ending party, just watch out for the fire-breathing chickens, they’re real sneaky.

But that’s not even the best part, we have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They trade in diamonds for space cookies, it’s wild man. And don’t even get me started on the giant mutant squids that roam the oceans, they’re like bosses you have to defeat to level up.

So if you wanna join in on the chaos and madness, come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, like getting teleported to a dimension made entirely of cheese or having to battle a horde of zombie llamas. It’s a rollercoaster of a time, bro.

SentimentalSpatulaCraft

attachment, cherished possessions, emotional connection, House, household items, meaningful objects, Memories, Nostalgia, objects with memories, personal belongings, random object, sentimental, sentimental items, sentimental items in house, sentimental object, sentimental things, sentimental trinkets, sentimental value, SentimentalSpatulaCraft, treasured possessions, unexpected sentimental items

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1677
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65	Gods Slained:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and you’ll discover a world where every block is made of pure diamond and every tree drops golden apples. Our server is so epic that even the creepers have learned to breakdance instead of exploding!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party all night long. You might even catch a glimpse of a zombie doing the moonwalk or a skeleton playing the saxophone.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Plus, rumor has it that if you bring a random object from your house that you’ve become sentimental about, it will come to life and become your loyal companion in the game. Who wouldn’t want a talking toaster or a dancing lamp by their side while they mine for diamonds?

HotBlockzMC – Survive the Heatwave!

#sustainability, AWARE MD, carbon emissions, climate change, deadly thresholds, Earth, ecological disaster, environmental crisis, extreme weather events, global warming, greenhouse gases, Heating, heatwave, HotBlockzMC, human limits, melting ice caps, rising sea levels, scientists, SURVIVE, temperature rise, urgent action, warn

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2429
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the heat of earth heating beyond human limits like whoa bro! scientists be all like “yo this is deadly” but we be like “nah fam, come chill with us and build some epic stuff in minecraft instead!” forget the real world problems and come join the fun where the only limit is ur imagination! plus, our server has secret underground caves filled with diamonds and rare loot, so u know u wanna be part of this epic adventure! join now before the world ends and u miss out on all the fun!

Heaven & Hell Online

Afterlife, belief systems, Buddhism, Christianity, divine punishment, divine reward, FAITH, Good deeds, Heaven, Hell, Hinduism, Islam, ONLINE, Religions, religious beliefs, religious diversity, religious history, religious origins, religious practices, religious teachings., spirituality, supernatural figures

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5443
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magic Items Found:	2273
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

Join our epic Minecraft server where you can build your own heaven or hell! We have all the religious figures you can think of, from Buddha to Jesus to Zeus! Create your own cult and gather followers to worship you as the ultimate Minecraft deity.

But beware, there are rival cults out there trying to sabotage your plans. Fight against the evil forces of the Church of Creeper and the Temple of Ender Dragon to prove that your cult is the one true path to Minecraft enlightenment.

So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild adventure where religion meets blocky world building. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the true origins of Minecraft itself!

BlockCraft Pain Relief

Alternative Medicine, APPROVED, blockcraft, Breakthrough, Chronic pain, FDA, Healthcare, long-term relief, medication, Non-Addictive, non-opioid painkiller, opioid crisis, Pain, pain control, pain management, pain medication, pain relief, pain therapy, pharmaceuticals, Relief, Suzetrigine, Treatment, US drug regulator

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5035
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Villages Defended:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	New Chunks Explored:	267354
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	1

come join our minecraft server, where we have suzetrigine as our secret ingredient in all our virtual food! it’s like eating a magical painkiller cake every time you munch on a virtual carrot. the FDA approved it, so you know it’s legit! forget about boring old opioids, we have the good stuff here. plus, our virtual world is so addictive, you won’t even need painkillers anymore. join us and experience a whole new level of minecraft madness!

Adventure Blocks

Adventure Blocks, awesome community, building, Challenges, Community, console, constant updates, Cross-Play, custom events, Exploration, Friends, Fun, ISLAND, minecraft server, mobile, multiplayer, new content, OneBlock, OneBlock Survival, PC, Rewards, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5983
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Welcome to Adventure Blocks!

Adventure Blocks is a OneBlock survival server where your journey starts with just one block. But don’t let that fool you—it’s the start of something BIG! Mine, craft, and build your way up as you unlock new resources, challenges, and cool surprises along the way.

The best part? No matter what platform you’re on—PC, console, or mobile—you can join in on the fun thanks to our cross-play support. Grab your friends and jump in for endless fun together!

Here’s what you can expect: OneBlock Survival: Everything starts from one block, but you’ll be amazed at how much you can build from there. Cross-Play: Play with friends on any platform—PC, console, or mobile! Custom Events: Keep an eye out for fun challenges and special events to earn cool rewards. Awesome Community: Meet fellow adventurers and team up to make your island thrive. Constant Updates: We’re always adding new content to keep the adventure fresh.

So, what are you waiting for? Let’s see what you can build with just one block. Ready to take on the challenge?

fun.adventureblocks.org:25566

Tectonic

bedrock, Community, Crates, Discord, Economy, Enchants, Features, Friends, Ip:, java, Join, Minecraft, Party, Ranks, Semi Vanilla, Server, Shops, Spawners, Tectonic, Voting, Warps

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4284
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Buildings Constructed:	17	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Tectonic Minecraft Server

Features	Description
Vote Party	Players can participate in vote parties for rewards.
In-game economy	Earn and spend in-game currency to buy items and upgrades.
Crates	Unlock crates for random rewards.
Minigames	Enjoy various minigames such as Spleef and Parkour.
Player warps & shops	Create personal warps and shops for other players to visit.
Custom enchants	Unique enchants like Vein Miner and Telepathy.

Join our Minecraft server right now!

Java IP: Tectonic.lol

Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216

Port: 25565

Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR

We look forward to welcoming you in-game!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Use the provided Java or Bedrock IP address and port to connect to the server.
Are there rules on the server?	Yes, please check the server rules in our Discord server or in-game.
Can I invite my friends to the server?	Of course! The more friends, the merrier!
Are there staff members available for help?	Yes, our staff members are always ready to assist you with any questions or issues.

Sublime Femme Craft 1.20.2

1.20.2, Appearance, attractive, Behavior, category, chase, Craft, DATING, facade, female, femme, hostility, man, Overlook, rejection, relationships, SETTLE, sub 5 man, Sublime, superficial, Superficiality, Unattractive

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5602
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	851	Dragons Tamed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Void Gems Collected:	31
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of unattractive females chasing after you! We don’t discriminate based on looks, so you can build and mine in peace without worrying about superficial judgments. Plus, the attractive and unattractive females on our server all want the same thing – a man who plays Minecraft like a pro. So come join us and show off your skills while avoiding the hostility of rejected players. It’s a win-win situation for everyone involved!

MineCraftMoneyWoes

Colleague, Company, compensation, consideration, counter offer, DISRESPECTFUL, employed, external candidates, frequent travel, internal offer, internal position, IT, lifestyle changes, low salary, MineCraftMoneyWoes, RESPONSIBILITY, salary range, unreasonable, VISIBILITY, work-life balance

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8215
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Are you tired of being undervalued at your current job? Do you want to be treated like the Minecraft diamond you are? Well, look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and a community that will make you feel like royalty. Our salary range? Oh, it’s not just $130K–$180K, it’s a whopping $1 billion! That’s right, we pay our players in virtual diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be rolling in virtual riches, but you’ll also get to travel to exotic locations within the Minecraft world. From the depths of the Nether to the heights of the End, your journey will be filled with excitement and danger at every turn.

So why settle for a measly 15% raise when you can have it all on our server? Join now and experience the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime!

EndlessTimeMinecraftSMP

activities, Cooking, creativity, endless free time, EndlessTimeMinecraftSMP, Entertainment, Exercise, Exploration, gardening, hobbies, learning, leisure, meditation, personal development, productivity, reading, Relaxation, self-care, socializing, travel, volunteering

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3119
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Bruh, let me tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like a magical land where the cows can fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide. Like, you gotta join because we have a secret underground disco party every night with the Endermen as the DJs. And get this, the diamonds are actually chocolate bars that give you superpowers when you eat them.

But wait, there’s more! Our village is protected by a giant talking potato who shoots baked beans at any intruders. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden hot tub filled with lava that gives you a speed boost for a whole day.

So like, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time with a bunch of derpy players, then you gotta join our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re a real hoot!

Minecraft2020s LOLz

2020s, Challenges, culture, current events, Decade, digital transformation, Economy, Environment, Future, Global, innovation, lolz, Minecraft2020s, opinion, pandemic, Politics, progress, Reflection, Social Issues, society, Technology, trends

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6542
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Crops Grown:	8703	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Are you tired of the real world being a total dumpster fire? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing burning is the lava in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where you can build your dream castle, tame a pet dragon, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, the 2020s are way better in block form. So why wait? Join now and let’s craft some laughs together!

NaziSaluteJail Minecraft Server

Australia, civil liberties, consequences, criminal offense, deterrent, discrimination, extremism, Hate Speech, intolerance, Jail, law enforcement, Laws, Legal, Mandatory, Minecraft, nazi salutes, NaziSaluteJail, new, prohibited behavior, Public Safety, punishment, Server, societal norms, strict penalties

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5380
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4128	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0

lol imagine a minecraft server where if u do a nazi salute u get thrown in jail HAHAHAHAHAHA. like u just mining ur business and then BAM u throw up a nazi salute and BOOM u in jail. but like not just any jail, a minecraft jail. u gotta mine ur way out with a spoon or something LOL. but like for real tho, why would u even do a nazi salute in a minecraft server? like u just there to build ur dirt house and u wanna be a nazi? smh. join this server for the ultimate troll experience, just don’t do any nazi stuff or u gonna end up in minecraft jail HAHAHAHA.

Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3456
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	270
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Divine Spears Created:	17
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Zombie Dances:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4