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Trump’s Blocky Diplomacy Minecraft Server

blocky, CANCELLATION, CANCELLED, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, donald trump, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kyiv official, Meeting, Minecraft, news conference, Politics, press conference, Server, Trumps, U.S. request, Ukraine, Ukraine envoy, united states, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4222
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Buildings Constructed:	50
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ores Mined:	3001
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this totally rad minecraft server and suddenly you’re in the middle of a news conference between Zelenskyy and Donald Trump’s Ukraine envoy. but wait, plot twist! the conference gets cancelled at the U.S. request. like, what even is happening, right?

join our server for all the crazy drama and unexpected twists you never knew you needed in minecraft. who knows what other wild events will happen while you’re building your epic castle or exploring the vast world. come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and pure chaos. trust me, you won’t regret it!

NATOcraft: Zelenskyy Approved!

Alliance, APPROVED, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, Erdogan, european union, foreign policy, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Military, nato, NATOcraft, Partnership, Politics, SECURITY, solidarity, Support, turkey, Ukraine, Ukrainian president, zelenskyy

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1328
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Star Shards Collected:	286
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Towns Built:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of erdogan and zelenskyy fighting dragons together. yea, u heard right, dragons. and guess what? erdogan himself supports our nato membership and plays on the server too. he even built a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. so come join us for a wild ride of epic battles, secret treasures, and world leaders fighting mythical creatures. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Hand Moisturize Faster Than Feet

beauty, Beauty Tips, dry skin, fast absorption, Faster, feet, foot care, foot moisturizer, Hand, hand care, hand moisturizer, Hands, hydration, long-lasting hydration, Moisturize, moisturizing routine, moisturizing tips, self-care, skincare, Skincare Routine, smooth feet, soft hands

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4120
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	19

join our epic minecraft server where the grass is purple and the pigs wear top hats. why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – you can moisturize your hands twice as fast as your feet on our server. that’s right, no more dry hands for you, buddy.

but that’s not all! we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers do the macarena and the zombies breakdance. you won’t find that on any other server, i can guarantee you that.

plus, our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken. rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for a million diamonds, they got a million diamond blocks falling on their head. oops.

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server today. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you?

Foggy Water Tech Server

#sustainability, arid climates, atmospheric water harvesting, climate change, driest regions, Environmental Science, Fog, fog collectors, foggy, fresh water, hydrology, innovation, liters per square meter, optimal conditions, renewable resources, scientists, Server, Tech, Technology, Water, water conservation, water purification, water scarcity, Water Security

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2771
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even scientists are getting in on the action? Well, buckle up buttercup, cuz we got fog collectors that can turn that misty stuff into fresh water like it’s no big deal. Imagine sippin’ on that sweet, sweet H2O while building your epic castle or battling mobs like a boss. We’re talkin’ 0.2 to 5 liters per square meter daily – that’s enough to keep you hydrated for days, fam. And if you’re lucky and the stars align, you could be guzzlin’ down a whopping 10 liters per square meter. So come join us on this insane Minecraft server and let’s turn that fog into liquid gold, baby!

Elixir Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, 404 edition, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug dependence, drug recovery, drug recovery community, drug recovery journey, drug recovery motivation, drug recovery resources, drug recovery success stories, drug recovery support, drug rehabilitation, drug relationships, drug use, drugfeel, Drugs, elixir, erowid.org, Misaki, Previous thread, psychonautwiki.org, Realm

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1206
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land filled with pixelated wonders and blocky adventures.

Imagine finding your very own Misaki in this virtual world – would you stop mining for diamonds and start mining for love?

This server is like a trip to the moon on a rainbow unicorn, it’s that epic. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life.

Don’t be a square, join us now and let’s build some memories together!

ToiletTroubleCraft

adulting, apartment living, bathroom etiquette, Boundaries, cleaning, cleanliness, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Expectations, household chores, hygiene, living together, personal space, poop stains, relationship issues, Respect, responsibilities, self-care, toilet cleaning, ToiletTroubleCraft

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9562
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of dealing with poop stains in your toilet every morning? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where toilets clean themselves! No more arguing with your boyfriend about who should clean up after themselves – our magical toilets will take care of everything for you. Plus, our one bedroom, one bathroom apartments come with a built-in poop stain prevention system, so you’ll never have to see another skid mark again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the Toilet Fairy, who will grant you three wishes if you can catch her in the act of cleaning a toilet. Rumor has it that one lucky player wished for a lifetime supply of toilet paper and never had to worry about running out again.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to poop stains and arguments forever! Trust us, your relationship will thank you.

Ukraine vs Russia: Minecraft Edition

aggression, Analysis, Conflict, Diplomacy, Edition, Explanation, foreign relations, international affairs, Invasion, investigation, Media, Minecraft, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, republicans, russia, trump, Truth, Ukraine, US government, War

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9471
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Dimension Hops:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a crazy theory that Ukraine actually started the war with Russia by sending a fleet of explosive pigs into Moscow! Join us and uncover the truth behind this epic piggy plot. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamond armor and enchanted weapons guarded by a squad of dancing llamas. So come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those sneaky Ukrainian pigs!

BlockyBuddy Minecraft Server

Alliance, Allies, BlockyBuddy, Conflict, Diplomacy, Disintegrates, foreign policy, friendship, Geopolitical, global affairs, international relations, Loss, Minecraft, Partnership, Sadness, Server, solidarity, sorrow, Support, Tension, Ukraine, uncertainty, united states

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3481
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	115	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Magic Items Found:	5274
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit fam. we’ve got, like, unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz. but, like, here’s the kicker – we’ve also got a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamonds and, like, a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon who breathes fire and can fly you around the server in style? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

plus, our community is, like, super tight-knit and supportive. we’ve got each other’s backs like a pack of wolves protecting their alpha.

so, like, come join us on this wild adventure and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together. who needs boring old partnerships when you’ve got a server this awesome, amirite?

ZelenskiyCraft: Shut Up & Obey Trump

authoritarianism, controversy, criticism, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, JD Vance, leadership, News, obedience, obey, Politics, power dynamics, shut, Statement, trump, Ukraine, us politics, Warning, Zelenskiy, ZelenskiyCraft

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4745
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

so like, imagine this epic Minecraft server where you can build your own little world and stuff, right? but get this, the owner is like a mix between a unicorn and a ninja turtle, so you know it’s gonna be wild!

join this server if you wanna see pigs flying and cows doing backflips, because anything is possible in this crazy land. plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie, it’s lit!

oh, and did i mention there’s a giant diamond castle guarded by a dragon made out of cheese? yeah, you heard me right. come join the fun and let your imagination run wild on this wacky Minecraft server!

EliteCraft: Vote for Competence

competence, EliteCraft, facial cues, Higher social class, Judging, long tail tags, politicians, prioritize, rely, social class voters, Vote, voters

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6694
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117	Divine Spears Created:	28
Enchantments Applied:	263	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, if you wanna be in the cool kids club, you gotta join this server. all the higher social class voters are here, and they totally know what’s up. they only hang with the most competent players, so if you wanna be in their crew, you gotta show off your skills.

and get this, man. they rely on facial cues to judge politicians, so you know they got some serious discernment skills. if you can impress them with your sick building and redstone skills, you’ll be like, their new best friend.

plus, there are some insane stories going around about this server. like, apparently, there’s a secret underground base where all the elite players hang out and plan world domination. and rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest full of diamonds somewhere in the server, just waiting to be found.

so, like, if you wanna be part of the elite crew, show off your skills, and uncover some epic secrets, you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Men vs Women World War 1.21.4

1.21.4, battle of the sexes, Conflict Resolution, Femininity, feminism, gender discrimination, gender dynamics, gender empowerment, gender equality, gender harmony, Gender issues, gender relations, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender war, global conflict, Masculinity, Men, peace negotiations, social change, societal upheaval, War, war strategy, Women, world

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	278
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Villages Defended:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Votes:	851

Bro, imagine if Minecraft was the battleground for this epic battle! Join our server for the ultimate gender war experience!

We got dudes building fortresses with diamond armor and chicks casting spells with enchanted potions!

Choose your side and fight for supremacy in this wacky world where anything goes!

Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join now and let the gender war begin!

ExWifeExLifeCraft

anger, Blame, Divorce, Emotional Abuse, ex wife, ExWifeExLifeCraft, family, financial responsibility, Friends, Harassment, housework, ISOLATION, mediator., mental health, mutual friends, no contact, Pets, polyamorous, relationship, Support, Therapy

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9889
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5100
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Are you tired of being trapped in a Minecraft server with a tight collar and a leash that only lets you go so far? Join our server for a breath of fresh air and freedom! Our server is a polyamorous paradise where you can build relationships with multiple players and live harmoniously together.

We guarantee that you won’t be emotionally abused by our admins, unlike some other servers out there. No more getting screamed at for a speck of dust out of place or for being a minute late to a virtual event. Our admins are here to support you and make sure you have a great time.

And don’t worry about being financially screwed over on our server. We won’t demand outrageous payments for emotional damage caused by leaving the server. You can keep your virtual car and we won’t force you to pay for someone else’s therapy sessions.

So come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be flushing down the toilet is your enemies in PvP battles. Build, explore, and have a blast without any drama or emotional baggage. See you in the game!

90sFilmFanaticMC SMP

1990s film, 90s cinema, 90sFilmFanaticMC, all-time favorite movies, award-winning films, best movie, cinematic masterpieces, classic films, cult classics, film analysis, film buffs, Film Critics, film industry, film recommendations, iconic movies, movie enthusiasts, movie lovers, must watch films, popular films, smp, top movies, Top Picks

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8129
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9882	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8

OMG you guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally lit? Like, you gotta join because we have the most insane builds and the craziest players ever. Like, one time, we had a player who built a giant banana house and another player who rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. It was bananas, I tell ya!

And like, the best part is that we have this secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance parties every Saturday night. You gotta see it to believe it, it’s like a rave in the Nether. Plus, we have this super rare diamond armor that gives you the power to fly and shoot lasers out of your eyes. It’s like something out of a 1990s sci-fi movie, I swear.

So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP server and experience the most epic adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, the first rule of Fight Club is to always bring your diamond sword. LOL!

CraftyGenius

astute decision, brainy choice, bright move, brilliant idea, Clever, clever maneuver, crafty decision, CraftyGenius, Intelligent, intelligent choice, prudent choice, Quick Thinking, resourceful move, savvy choice, savvy move, sharp move, shrewd action, Smart, strategic move, wise decision, wise move

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3699
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Have you ever built a roller coaster that launches you into the sky and lands you in a pool of lava? No? Well, you haven’t lived until you’ve joined our Minecraft server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera, and more explosions than a Michael Bay movie. So come on down and show us what you’ve got, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy, chaotic world!

CraftyCanucks Minecraft Server

Allies, America, Canada-US relations, Canadians, CraftyCanucks, Diplomacy, enemy country, foreign policy, global perspective, international affairs, international relations, Minecraft, negative view, neighbors, North America, opinion, Perception, Politics, poll, public opinion, Server, survey, united states

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8731
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Runes Activated:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17

so like, this server is like the coolest place to be, like ever. we got like, flying pigs and talking cows and stuff. it’s like a whole new world, man.

join us if you wanna ride a llama into battle or build a castle out of diamonds. we even have a secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest items.

rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken.

so come on, join us on this epic adventure and show those pesky Canadians who’s boss. they’ll be begging to be our friends once they see all the cool stuff we have.

Players:	97/100	Votes:	787
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Enchantments Applied:	146	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	316940