CancerCraft: DNA Detectives

join dis epic minecraft server and spot grieferz earlier than standard methods!! our ultra sensitive liquid biopsy tech can detect trolls and griefers before they even start griefing!! we trained a machine learning model to sniff out circulating troll DNA (ctTroll) based on player data, with crazy high sensitivity and accuracy. join now and never worry about griefers ruining your builds again!! #NoMoreGriefers #MinecraftDetectives #JoinTheInsanity
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NightmareWord Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and fun! We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, like fancy little gentlemen. And our leader is a talking potato who gives out quests like “Find the legendary diamond carrot” or “Defeat the evil chicken army”.But wait, there’s more! We have a pet dragon named Fluffy who breathes rainbow fire and can fly you to the moon for a picnic. And every full moon, we have a dance party with creepers and skeletons showing off their best moves. It’s lit, fam.
So come join us and experience the madness and mayhem of our Minecraft world. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies.
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PixelPretties
Are you tired of playing on servers full of blocky faces and pixelated bodies? Look no further, because on our server, we have the most stunning Minecraft characters you’ve ever seen! Our players have faces so beautiful, they make Steve and Alex look like dirt blocks. Join us for a chance to mingle with the most gorgeous avatars in the Minecraft universe. Who needs diamonds when you can have a player base this hot? -
Glide Bomb Jam Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is jamming russian glide bombs like a boss! we got explosions galore and you gotta dodge those bombs like a pro to survive. it’s like a real life war zone but with blocks and pigs. trust me, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else. join now and show off your bomb dodging skills! -
TrumpCraft: EuroAlliesFear
lol come join our minecraft server where we protect u from trump’s evil plans to destroy europe!!! build ur own fortress to keep out the orange menace and team up with other players to fight off his twitter attacks!!! we have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds and enchanted weapons to help u in ur quest to save the world from the tangerine tyrant!!! join now before it’s too late and europe is turned into a giant combover!!! #notrumpallowed #savetheworld #minecraftresistance